The story of a man's bathhouse

Sometimes, we no longer have naive illusions, although this is still an ivory tower. ? I really didn't think too much, even my ideal and my future. Numb, but life is still flowing. ...

The bathhouse at seven o'clock, the campus is all around: our bathhouse is very small, the ground is slippery, the air is filled with fog and men's body fragrance, and the uncle who manages hygiene has been very busy with his left hand dustpan and his right hand broom. I remember coming here for the first time, facing so many bare backs for the first time, I panicked, just like a calf entering a big cowshed, stumbling and not knowing where to go.

2008-3-7 20: 16

Slowly, I got used to this bathhouse. Taking a bath after playing ball is a pleasure. After the injustice, take a bath, it seems that the tears flowing overhead are flowing happily; Looks like I like this place. It seems that this is a place of refuge.

In a place like this, we start to be real, force a smile and pretend to be paralyzed. Things that you don't usually think about, in the face of your true self, will also begin to think seriously.

So I thought, can I let the water on my head flow all the time, drench my head and flow down my face one by one ... If I want to cry, it's best for the water to take away my tears, flow down one by one and flow away. ...

Men don't cry, I know, so let the water flow, it will flow all over your body every time you come, and it will also wash away your distress and sadness.

Enough washing, tired and calm? Out of the bathhouse, naturally there is wind blowing. ? Blow, blow hard, men are unmoved, even if there are many customs, they will dry my hair.

Let's go! ~ ~ Go wandering, with a clear head. Come to the bathhouse tomorrow when you are tired, numb and demented. ......

1. You can always hear cutting-edge music in the bathhouse. Once when I went to the bathhouse, I heard a Hercules singing, but none of the songs were out of tune. I was afraid to laugh, so I couldn't breathe, and I almost suffered internal injuries ~ depressed ~

Because girls are not allowed to enter our boys' dormitory, we often run naked in the dormitory area. Once, when I went to take a shower, I saw a female student union cadre checking her health in the nude. I was dumbfounded at that time. In desperation, I covered my head with a towel and went into the dormitory. At the same time, I heard a scream. The next day, the whole school was discussing that a man in the boys' dormitory was streaked by MM, but because his head was blocked, I didn't know who it was.

When I was in college, public toilets were water-saving. There is a pedal under the faucet, and there is water when you step on it. I heard that there is a small DD in Zhejiang in the class, which is too slim. Every time I take a shower, I have to jump and wash before I go into the water, haha.

4. There is a cow in the same dormitory, who is usually very lazy. One weekend, he washed everything he could, including himself. We were all curious and asked him what happened. Who knows, the cow said, "It's almost winter, and it's ready for winter. On the way to take a bath at school, a boy just finished washing and found only a newspaper and a towel in his hand. He is curious and doesn't know how to wash it. "

6. Even a classmate was admitted to an unknown university. As a result, he said in his classmate's notebook that he had gone to take a bath, and he was the only one in the bathhouse. He asked where the brother was. He turned out to be a fellow villager, so he added with emotion: Just find a fellow villager to come to the bathhouse.

7. When I first went to college, I took a bath in the bathroom. When I finished washing and wiping my body, a naked boy kept looking at me. I was embarrassed and asked him what he was doing. He said he didn't bring a towel. I asked him why he didn't bring a towel. He said that he saw a towel hanging on the hook next to him before, thinking it was a public towel, and all of them were wiped with that kind of "public * * *" towel. I was stunned at that time, but I finally lent him the towel.

Last week, I took a bath in the new bathroom at school. I went there this morning. I was alone in the locker room and my clothes were almost stripped off. A man with long hair came in. I happened to have my back to her without my glasses. I thought I was a alternative rock player again, and I didn't care. Later, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became. I quickly found my glasses and dried the fog, just as she finished taking off her coat. God, I was so excited. Then I just stood there and watched her take off all her clothes. She didn't even notice me (my hair was very long, and I was often mistaken for a girl when I was a child, and now I am sometimes mistaken for a girl with long hair). Then I thought it was too much. I called her, "classmate, this is the boys' bathroom! "I still remember her expression, and then there was a nervous dress show. Later, while she was putting on her shoes, another boy came in. When he saw her, he gave me another look, and his expression was blank. I'm still excited to think about it now.

9. There is a classmate named X Shouyin, male. One day, a classmate went to the bathhouse with him. He forgot to bring a towel and went back to the dormitory. The other one didn't know, so he found a faucet to wash it. After waiting for a while, I didn't see the first silver, so I shouted: the first silver! Handprints? Handprints? ! ! ! ! ! Handprints! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! As a result, most people came to see how he masturbated.

10. In our university, boys wash and girls wash. Once it was a little late, the girls couldn't wait, shouting, (damn, the girls who are engaged in art are liberating nature! (seems to be rushed in. I quickly finished washing and looked out the door on the way to the closet, damn it! The child is open, because the building structure is not good, you can look in from a window that is not very narrow, and the distance is less than five meters! ! I really saw a face with a curious expression that day. I really found her eyes moving quickly from top to bottom ... when I came out, I really found her looking at me ... I was so angry! Peep at Lao tze's body!