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Reflections on one-day Sanqiu.
The book begins with "Six Uncle Paintings" and ends with Sima Niu's Biography of Hua Erniang. It's virtual and real, true and false, surreal, with a touch of Mo Yan. Li Yansheng, Chen Changjie and Cherry are actors in the Lei Feng Henan Opera Troupe in Jinxian County. Their specialty is The Legend of the White Snake, in which Chen Changjie plays Fahai, Cherie plays White Snake and Li Yansheng plays Xu Xian. In reality, Chen Changjie and Cherie became husband and wife and gave birth to a son named Brett. Liangzi is the protagonist of this book, because Cherry hanged herself with a boring leek, and then Chen Changjie went to Wuhan to live with relatives and married Qin Jiaying. For some unspeakable reasons, Brett and Qin Jiaying didn't get along well, so they went back to Yanjin in a fit of pique. Due to various accidents, I can't learn to be bright, so I learned from Lao Zhu to marinate pig's trotters. I mistakenly thought that because of this skill, I married Ma Xiaomeng, and because of some unspeakable truths, I left my hometown to take root and sprout in Xi 'an, reaching the peak of my life and making small achievements. Therefore, I don't forget my grandmother every year, but I don't even miss her at all. After all kinds of efforts, I found a plaque made of the stone of an old jujube tree in my grandmother's yard. This plaque is called "One Day Sanqiu". Although this plaque is fake, it represents the grandson's deep yearning for his grandmother, especially for a day. For example, the expression of the upper level is between people, which means a sentence worth ten thousand sentences.
Father Chen Changjie is a singer who left his hometown to be a fireman on the train. After his son dropped out of school, he left his hometown and opened a restaurant in Xi 'an to sell trotters. Father and son get together less and leave more, and have tasted the sufferings of the world. At different times and places, they realized, "An important moment is a day in Sanqiu, but this moment will never come again.
Life is alive, and everything is autumn. Hua Ernian looked for Brett twice, which made his joke go away. Once, I joked with her daughter-in-law. This is a dirty joke. Her daughter-in-law is a young lady, and her daughter-in-law says that half of her clients are impotent. The second light said: "in life, many truths are also false, but every day someone tells the truth, which will come true after a long time;" Everyone clearly knows that this truth is false, and things are still done according to falsehood, which is quite true. A word wakes the dreamer, and the truth itself becomes a joke. Guangming doesn't take himself as a joke, life is not serious, and decades pass by in a hurry. You smile at me, and I smile at you. Grasp the present and don't take it seriously. Life is like a play, and a play is like life.
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