A five-minute joke story

If you want to achieve something, attract attention, succeed socially and be invincible in modern life, then you must learn humor and laugh with others. I collected some five-minute joke stories for you. Let's have a look.

A five-minute joke story There lived a big bear in the forest.

He was so big that the whole forest trembled when he walked. This bear is very proud. He thinks he is big and can beat all the small animals.

One day, he met a tiger in the forest. The tiger is a forest. What will happen if you fight with a tiger? As a result, of course, the bear failed and was beaten by the tiger.

He fled to a big tree, lay there crying and muttered sadly, "One day, I must … I must defeat the tiger."

A dragonfly flew by and seemed to see the bear muttering something there. He flew over and asked, black bear, what are you talking about? It was so quiet that I didn't hear it at all.

The bear looked at the dragonfly and said to him, I am determined to beat the tiger one day. Today he beat me.

After a while, the bear really continued to fight with an elephant, and he was defeated.

The elephant swung back and forth with its long nose and kept beating the bear's head.

The bear couldn't breathe, but there was nothing he could do, so he ran away. He fled to the big tree again, lying on the ground and whispering in the tree. One day, I must defeat the elephant.

It happened that the dragonfly flew again. Seeing this, I asked the bear, What's wrong with you? What are you whispering about here?

The bear told the dragonfly that I was determined to defeat the elephant one day.

The dragonfly thought for a moment and said to the bear, "Oh, I have watched it twice, and you have made up your mind here." What's the use of making up your mind here every day? " It is better to work hard on your own, or you will always complain here and always make up your mind with your mouth. You are still a helpless bear! "

This bear always thinks that he can beat everything if he is big, but when he really fights with others, he finds that he is always inferior to others. What does he often think of? It whispered under that tree and kept making up its mind.

So this story tells us that if you find some shortcomings and problems of yourself, you are always complaining there, or you always say with your mouth that I will be better tomorrow, and maybe there is really no progress. Let's take action at once. We must never be a bear who yearns for the tree forever.

In ancient times, there was a very poor man. Almost all his property is in his pocket, and there is never any money in his pocket.

On one occasion, he accidentally got three hundred and twenty pieces of silver. This can make him happy or sad, and put it in his own home. This broken house has only four walls, and it is nowhere to be stored. Who will believe that the poor man has three hundred and twenty pieces of silver? If he leaves it there, people will cheat him? If you carry it with you all day, don't say it's inconvenient. If someone finds you, you will be stolen or robbed, or your life will be in jeopardy. "My god, I am rich, how can I be restless!" Men secretly complain.

In this way, he thought from day to night, and from night to morning. This night, he spent in great tension and anxiety. There was a bird cry from the tree outside the door, and the man was so scared that his heart almost jumped out. After settling down a little, he finally had an idea. He wrote on the stick, "There is no money here." He took advantage of the night, carrying a shovel and holding a stick with a notice. He walked to the intersection and dug a cave with a shovel. Then take off the three hundred and twenty pieces of silver hidden at the waist, put it in gently, and compact it with soil. Finally, he wedged the stick with a notice.

The next morning, Wang Er, a neighbor who likes to wander around, came to the intersection. Seeing this scene, he was puzzled at first, and then he smiled. He hurried home, took a shovel, divided by three times five and dug up the money. He came home with money, but he was very nervous. He thought: I stole so much money from others that they must sue the officials. What if the government comes to investigate and I am suspected? Yes, in order not to be suspected of me, I can.

So, he picked up the pen and ink, ran to the intersection, and carefully wrote on the other side of the stick: "Wang Er next door didn't steal"! Then he put the stick back carefully and went home safely.

Five-minute joke story 3 autumn is innocent and good! It is neither cold nor hot. The happy wolf is in a good mood, as bright as the sunshine in the sky. He is flying a kite with the fat pig. This is a red bear kite.

However, the fat pig broke the string of the kite and the kite fell, and I don't know where it went.

Happy wolf is very angry! He really doesn't know why the fat pig always does something wrong: the fat pig broke the happy wolf's machine gun, broke the happy wolf's piggy bank, and lost the happy wolf's windmill ... He did more wrong things than the happy wolves could count!

Fat pig is very sad. He didn't mean it. He also wants to play happily with the happy wolf.

The fat pig thought a joke for the happy wolf, but the happy wolf ignored him. The fat pig escaped the chocolate in his pocket and gave it to him. The happy wolf didn't look at it. The fat pig said he compensated with a toy car, while the happy wolf ran away without saying a word.

Pig is so disappointed! When he was walking back, his foot slipped and rolled down the hill. Luckily, he caught a branch in time. "Help! Help! The fat pig shouted. Happy wolf heard the cry for help from the fat pig and ran back quickly. " Why do you always do something wrong! "He sighed and saved the pig.

Walking back, the happy wolf kept criticizing the fat pig. The more he talked, the angrier he became. When he saw a ball on the ground, he lifted his foot and kicked it. "hey!" The ball flew out and smashed the pumpkin lantern of the fat pig!

The face of the happy wolf turned red. He said "I'm sorry" to the fat pig, but he was thinking in his heart: the fat pig always does something wrong and makes him infected. What bad luck

Fat pig is not angry at all. He said, "It doesn't matter! Halloween is coming, and I want to change the pumpkin lantern. Let's do it together! "

Happy Wolf remembered that last Halloween, the fat pig cut three pumpkins and cut his finger. Alas! He always does something wrong.

The fat pig quickly made a pumpkin lantern: "Happy Wolf, this is for you!" " "Happy Wolf thought with a jack-o'-lantern: Although the fat pig always does something wrong, he is really good to himself ... and Happy Wolf found that the jack-o'-lantern made by the fat pig this year is much better than last year! What a great progress!

Five-minute joke story 4 There is a clay doll and a woodcarving doll along the Zishui River in Shandong.

In a dry and rainy season, clay figurines and puppets had an experience of getting along day and night. Over time, the puppet gradually looked down on the clay doll, so he always wanted to find a chance to laugh at it.

One day, the puppet said to the clay doll in a mocking tone, "You were originally the soil on the west bank of Zishui, but people pinched the soil into you." Don't look at you now, you are full of pride. August is coming, the rain is pouring down, the water suddenly rises, and you will soon be soaked into a pile of mud. "

Clay dolls don't care. It said to the puppet in a very serious tone, "Thank you for your concern. However, things are not as terrible as you say. Since I am a clay figurine from the west bank of Zishui, even if I am washed beyond recognition by the water and turned into a pile of mud, it is only to return my original face and let me return to the west bank of Zishui. But you have to think about it. You were originally a peach tree in the east, but later you were carved into a person. From January to August, it rains cats and dogs, causing the water to skyrocket and the rolling river will wash you away. At that time, you had to go with the flow, and you didn't know where you would drift. Dude, you'd better worry more about your own destiny! "

Soon after, it rained heavily for several days, and the puppet was washed away by the river, while the clay doll lay safely in the arms of Mother Earth, sleeping.

This tells us that those "smart people" who think they are superior should think more about their own shortcomings when laughing at others. Only in this way can we remain modest and prudent and make progress faster.

Don't laugh at others casually, think about your own shortcomings and look at the advantages of others.

Five-minute joke story 5 There is an old man in Ruzhou rural area, whose family is well-off and very rich. However, he has been illiterate for generations and doesn't even know the simplest words, such as "who is it?" It is inconvenient to do many things without literacy. The old man was fed up with suffering and decided to let his son read and write.

One year, the old man invited a scholar from Chu to teach his son to read. On the first day of school, the teacher wrote a stroke on the white paper with a brush and told his son, "This is a word." His son studied hard and remembered it. When he came back, he wrote to the old man: "I learned a word-'one'." The old man saw his son studying hard, saw it in his eyes and enjoyed it in his heart.

When I went to school the next day, the teacher wrote two strokes on the paper with a brush and said, "This is a word' two'." This time, my son didn't feel anything new, so he remembered it and went home. On the third day, the teacher wrote three strokes on the paper with a brush and said, "This is a' three' word." The son rolled his eyes as if he realized something and couldn't learn. He threw down his pen and ran back to his father happily and said, "This is really good to read. My child has learned it. Don't bother Mr. Wang now, lest Mr. Wang spend so much money to ask his father to dismiss. " Seeing that his son was so clever, the old man happily prepared a reward and dismissed the teacher.

A few days later, the old man wanted to invite a friend named Wan to drink, so he told his son to get up early in the morning and write an invitation. The son readily agreed: "Well, isn't it easy?" ? Look at me. "

Seeing that his son was confident, the old man was relieved to do other things. Time passed slowly, and when the sun was about to set, the old man couldn't help feeling anxious: "What happened to my son?" After waiting and waiting, the old man finally got impatient and went to his son's room to urge him.

As soon as he entered the door, the old man saw his son sitting at the table with a sad face, and the paper dragged on the ground was all the way of the underworld. My son is drawing on a piece of paper with a wooden comb covered with ink. When he saw his father come in, he complained, "There are so many surnames in the world, why is his surname Wan?" I borrowed my mother's wooden comb and can write more than 20 strokes at a time. From the early hours of the morning to now, my hands are sore, and I only wrote less than 3000 strokes! It's really hard to write thousands of words! "

It can be seen from this fable that there is no end to learning, and there is no end to learning. No one dares to say that he knows everything, so there is no need to learn. No matter as a manager or an ordinary employee, you can't give up learning, you should always recharge your batteries, because knowledge is constantly updated, and only by mastering science and technology can you create greater productivity.

Once upon a time, there was a farmer who kept a colorful pig. The farmer named it Rainbow. The pig is colored all over. Other pigs think the color of the rainbow is strange and different from them, so everyone makes fun of it and doesn't play with it. Rainbow is very sad.

One day, Rainbow passed by the racecourse and met a pony. The pony said, "Who are you?" Rainbow said, "I am a little pig." My name is Rainbow. " Pony smiled and said, "I have never seen a colored pig." How strange! " "Rainbow is particularly sad to hear the pony's words and feels ugly. It walked on and met a little rabbit. Little Nutbrown hare asked, "Who are you? Rainbow said, "I am a little pig." . My name is Rainbow. ""I haven't seen a colored pig yet. You are so ugly! " The little rabbit said with a smile. The rabbit ran away, leaving the rainbow to cry sadly.

On this day, Rainbow saw the sunshine outside and decided to go out for a walk. On the way, it met a pony struggling to carry several bags of rice. Rainbow said to pony, "Why are you sweating so much?" You must be very tired! " ! Can I help you with your back? The pony saw that he had laughed at the rainbow and said shyly, "OK! ""So the pony put a bag of rice on the rainbow's back, and together they sent the rice to the rice mill. The pony said to Rainbow shamefully, "Thank you, Rainbow! I laughed at you before, please forgive me! " Rainbow listened to the pony and said happily, "Never mind!" "On this day, Rainbow was in a good mood because it became good friends with Pony.

The next day, Rainbow happily went out to play with the pony, but suddenly it began to rain and Rainbow had to hurry home. On the way, he saw the rabbit fall in the rain and his leg was bleeding. Rainbow immediately ran over and asked with concern, "How are you?" Let me help you to the hospital! When the rabbit clearly saw that she was laughing at the rainbow, she said, "All right!" " Then, Rainbow helped the rabbit to the farm hospital, and Dr. Yang treated the wound. Little rabbit said to the rainbow, "thank you for helping me!" "Shall we be friends?" Rainbow agreed happily. Although the sky is raining heavily, today, the heart of the rainbow is sunny.

Later, all the animals on the farm knew that Rainbow was kind-hearted, helpful and had a beautiful heart. Everyone likes the rainbow, and no one laughs at it anymore. The colorful patterns on it are beautiful for everyone.

Five Minutes Joke Story 7 Once upon a time, there was a Song Dynasty man who lived by growing crops and had to work in the fields every day. When the sun is in the sky, there is no shelter. The sweat on Guo Song's head was as big as beans, and his clothes were soaked with sweat, but he had to bend over to plant seedlings in the scorching sun. When it rained heavily, there was nowhere to escape, so the Song people had to plow in the rain, and the rain made him lift his head and sweat.

In this way, day after day, when China people come home from a hard day's work, they are too tired to move or even say a word. Song people find it really difficult. What bothers him even more is that he works hard in the fields with a hoe every day, but those crops that he doesn't understand don't seem to grow at all, which is really worrying.

On this day, Song people plowed the land for a long time and sat on the ridge to rest. He looked at the farmland as big as if it had no edge, and he couldn't help but feel anxious again. He said to himself, "crops, do you know how hard I work every day?" Why don't you understand me at all? Why not grow taller? Grow taller quickly, grow taller quickly ... "He shouted, while pulling out a thread on his clothes. The thread didn't break, but a lot came out. Song Guoren looked at the thread, lost in thought, and suddenly an idea popped up in his mind: "Yes, I didn't think of it before, let's do it!" Song people suddenly got excited, jumped up and began to get busy.

In the evening, Song Guoren came back sweating profusely. As soon as he entered the door, he said excitedly, "I'm exhausted today!" " I pulled out some of each crop, and they grew a lot at once. What did he say and what gesture did he make? You ... "Song Guoren's wife was surprised. She even forgot to finish, so she quickly picked up a lantern and ran to the field with one foot shallow. But it was too late, and all the crops were dead. Reading and experiencing the growth of everything in nature has its objective laws, and people can't change these laws forcibly. Only by obeying the law can they succeed. Stupid Song people don't understand this truth. They are eager for quick success and quick success. They just want the crops to grow as fast as they want, but the result is the opposite.

Once upon a time, there was an old man who kept a little donkey at home.

One day, the old man said to his little son, "This donkey is too weak to do any work. Let's gather him and sell him, and then buy a horse. "

The youngest son was very happy, so he soon followed the old man to the market.

Along the way, the old man led the donkey in front, and the younger son followed with a pole.

Not far away, I met a girl who was drawing water on the well platform. The girl saw them, one old and one young, smiling in tandem. "Haha, it's really stupid to let the donkey not ride."

Hearing this, the old man thought the girl was right and rode away on a donkey.

As they walked, they met an old lady who was picking cotton in the field. The old lady nagged, "This old man is really unreasonable. He rode a donkey to let the children follow him and make them sweat. "

Hearing this, the old man felt that what the aunt said was also reasonable. He quickly climbed down from the donkey's back and let his youngest son ride on the donkey's back and follow him.

As they walked, they met an old man herding sheep on the grass. The old man mumbled, "The child is really ignorant. He had to ride a donkey at a young age and let the old man follow him. He is out of breath. "

Hearing this, the old man felt that the old man was right. He quickly climbed onto the donkey's back and rode the donkey with his youngest son.

Walking through a village, people in the village saw it, and you just said, "Oh, how can a little donkey ride with two people?" Look, the little donkey is almost crushed to death. "

Hearing this, the old man and his little son jumped off the donkey's back and led the donkey together.

Walking, a group of mowing children saw it. They are pointing and laughing. "Look, look, a little donkey and two people are holding it. Too funny. "

The old man sighed and said to his younger son, "Hey! It's not good for us if this little donkey doesn't ride, it's not good for you if I ride, it's not good for you if two people ride, and it's not good for you if two people lead. What should we do? "

The youngest son thought for a moment and said, "I think we should tie him up and take him away!" " "

The old man thought it was a good idea, so he joined hands with his youngest son, overturned the donkey, tied his four legs tightly together and carried it with a pole.

The little donkey weighs 180 Jin. The crushed old man and youngest son began to stagger, and the little donkey couldn't stand it. He cried in pain.

In this way, they carried it all the way to a small wooden bridge. As soon as the donkey struggled, it plopped down. The old man, the youngest son and even the little donkey all fell into the river.

The fable of "selling donkeys" tells us that we should have our own ideas in doing things, not always listen to other people's opinions, and we must have our own opinions in everything in order to do good things.

Five-minute joke story 9 On a sunny morning, the little brown bear was sunbathing outside the house. Soon, he was warm. He smelled it carefully, and it seemed to have the aroma of sunshine. It's very happy and really comfortable!

After a while, he felt a little thirsty and went back to the house to drink water. At this time, it feels that the room is very cold and has a taste. It remembered that when it hibernated last year, its quilt smelled like this, a little damp, a little cold and a little musty. Covering it is really uncomfortable.

Seeing that autumn is coming, he will hibernate again. He must dry his quilt. If the quilt also has the fragrance of sunshine, how nice it would be!

Just do it. Brown Bear is in the Woods in front of the door, bask in the quilt. But when it turned around the house and came back, it was found that the quilt he was drying in front of the door was gone. Brown bear is very anxious. He lost his quilt. What does he cover when he hibernates? It looked around and found a note on the box in front of the door, which read:

Mr. Brown Bear: The trees here are too dense to get the sun. Your quilt is sunburned.

"This is a rare thing. Will the quilt run to the sun by itself? " Brown bear said, look for the sunniest place.

Sure enough, in the middle of the grass, in the warm sunshine, drying its flower quilt. Its good friends deer, little monkey and little rabbit are singing around the quilt. Brown bear knows how its quilt gets the sun. The sunshine on the grass is really good and the quilt is warm. There are colorful flowers in the grass, and the fragrance of flowers has got into the quilt, and the quilt has become fragrant.

Friends told Brown Bear that they sang many beautiful songs around the flower quilt, and these songs got into the quilt, and they would accompany it all winter.

The little monkey whispered to the brown bear that it had hidden many interesting riddles in the quilt, so it was not difficult to guess. If it is lonely, it can also guess riddles.

At night, when the brown bear collects the quilt, it is warm and fragrant. It knows that there are songs, smiles and interesting riddles hidden in the quilt. ...

Once upon a time, there lived a very honest and kind young man on the edge of a beautiful forest. He has a very sharp iron axe. Every day, he takes this iron axe up the mountain to cut wood, and then he chooses to go down the mountain to sell it. After selling money, he can buy rice and vegetables for his family. That's how his days went by.

One day, when the young man was chopping wood by the river, he accidentally slipped and dropped his axe into the river.

How can I support my family without an axe? Thinking of this, the young man couldn't help sitting on the river bank and crying.

Just then, a fairy appeared in the river. When he learned that, he felt that the young man was particularly pitiful and sank into the river. Soon, he came forward, picked up a golden axe and asked the young man, "Is this golden axe yours?"

The young man shook his head. "This is not my axe."

Then, the fairy sank into the river again, took out a silver axe, looked at it for a while and asked, "Is this silver axe yours?"

After reading it, the young man shook his head and said, "No!"

The immortal sank into the river for the third time and picked up an iron axe. He asked, "Is this your axe?"

The young man looked at it. It was his own axe. He jumped up and said happily, "That's right! This is my axe, thank you very much! "

The immortal especially praised the young man for his honesty, so he gave him a gold axe and a silver axe as gifts, because they were very, very valuable!

The young man came home with three axes, and at the same time, he told the villagers about it. However, there is one person who is particularly greedy for money. He also heard about it and was particularly jealous. He decided to try his luck by the river.

He ran to the river and deliberately threw his iron axe into it. Then he sat on the river bank and pretended to cry. "My axe, how can I live in the future?"

The immortal in the river heard that he came out of the river and came to him. Knowing the reason, he fished out a golden axe in the river and asked, "Is this golden axe yours?"

The greedy man said happily, "Yes, yes, this is the axe I lost!" " "

His greedy and dishonest appearance was immediately seen through by the river god. Without speaking, he sank to the bottom of the river with a golden axe and never came out again.

The greedy man not only didn't get the golden axe, but also couldn't get his own iron axe back. This time, he really cried sadly.

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