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Are there any interesting articles about Huo Ying?

1. One day, teacher Kakashi said to Sasuke, "Sasuke, if you want to conquer your brother, you must have great power, and where does this great power come from?"

Left: "serpent ~ pill ~!"

Card: "no, no, my little helper, don't be too simple." Your idea is wrong, just as I like being late as an explanation of "no reason"!

Zoe: (supercilious look) You never explained why you were late!

Kurt: Can orochimaru give you strength? Which is as good as my heart! "

Left: "Why? Maybe it's meatballs Look at my handsome face! (Say a pair of discharge eyes) "

Ka: "(I thought, fortunately, I brought a mask, otherwise Lamian Noodles who cheated Naruto at noon would have cheated in vain!" " )

Card continued: "and the most realistic is this book!" "

Left: "Hey (read out curiously) dear ~ hot ~ day ~ hall!"

Card: "Yes, it's this book."

Zoe: Wow! ! This is even more outrageous.

Card: "Oh, here we go again! This book is to be sold to Stephen Chow! Look at your teacher's knowledge and learn everything! "

Cassar took out a book, read it carefully, and took it wrong this time!

Card: "That's right this time! This is it! ! "

Left: "Ah! Isn't this the most sinister and vicious "Rachel" in the legend? Even if Lei Gong saw it, he would get three points. "

Ka: "Half right, this is his sister's article-Thousand Birds!" " "

Left: "Oh ~ ~ ~"

Ka: "Sasuke, I think your bones are strange. It's a good material for practicing endurance!" " I sold this book to you with 20 yuan. "

Left: "Yes! ! Expensive! ! Yes! ! I might as well go to orochimaru to buy this book! Langfang hugged me once along the way! Kidomaru, give me a fan! I'm protected by my neighbors! You Lou give me shade with bones! Give me a hit from Tayuya MM! What a waste to buy this book! "

Ka: "(Unfortunately, orochimaru's treatment is getting better and better. I finally know why Shui Mu went! " ! ) Well, Sasuke, for the sake of your lifelong happiness, I decided to put this book ... "

Left (before the cards are finished) shouted, "Give it to me."

Card: "No, I'll sell it to you at half price 10 yuan!" "

Left: "(although disappointed, I still held back my excitement, but I was deep) Well, for you are my teacher's sake! That's settled! "

Card: (great, you can buy the second intimate paradise again! Listen to teacher Jiraiya, this film is more wonderful and cool)

After the transaction, the excited Sasuke finally couldn't hold back and sang "As long as you die before me" (by: as long as you live better than me) and skipped home.

Kakashi is thinking about what to do with my dinner at this moment! He looked around and looked after Luwan.

Kurt: Hi, lovely deer pill!

Maru: "Hi!"

Card: "How's it going recently!"

Maru: "Good!"

Kurt: What about Sima? "

Maru: "Good"

Ka: "How is your father Lu Jiu?"

Maru: "Good"

Ka: "Does Lumalu talk to the teacher like that?"

Maru: "No"

Card: "I'm depressed ~ ~ Yes, Maruko! I have something to discuss with you!

Maru: "Teacher Kakashi, I know there is still a part in the intimate paradise, so I have no money!" " "

Card: "(Wow! This boy deserves to be a clever and witty man! ) No, Maruko, I want you to help me spend my holiday with Lord Huo Ying! Then go to Woody Sakura's house and tell him to meet in the classroom tomorrow. Then I turned a corner and told her mother about tomorrow's task at Jing Ya's house. Then go directly to the house of silence and say that Gang Shou is looking for him! "

Maru: "What a trouble! It's a woman again I just want to see that the white clouds are blocked! "

Kakashi said to find someone who can let him have dinner!

Maru thought, (Teacher Kakashi is really, really troublesome. It's too much trouble for me to go to so many homes! Ah! Right) Go find Jinai!

Maru: "Zhinai, are you at home!"

Woman: "ah ~! What is it! "

Maru: "Please do something!"

Woman: "ah ~ go!" "

Maru: "I want you to help Mr. Kagoshima and Lord Huo Ying go on vacation! Then go to Woody Sakura's house and tell him to meet in the classroom tomorrow. Then turn a corner and tell her tomorrow's task. Go straight to the house of silence and say that Gang Shou is looking for him! "

Woman: "Ah ~ OK! I'm going to send bugs to tell them now! "

After the deer pill thanked me, Ding and JiNing and I went to see the white clouds ~ ~ ~

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After a while, the bug came back, but Chennai fell down when he saw the glasses!

Bug A: "I was just about to say that when I went to Gang Shou, his saliva sprayed on me. I am still dizzy now! " !

Bug B: "I went to KINOMOTO SAKURA's house and was about to speak when I saw KINOMOTO SAKURA slap me to death, then save my life, then discharge me to death, and then save my life. ....................................................................................................................

Bug C: "I just wanted to open my mouth when I went to Jing Ya's house, and I shouted: Talking Bug. Then I asked him if he was beautiful, and I asked Sasuke if he was handsome. I said that he was not as handsome as Aburame Shino, so he telepathically came into my mind and said, "Sasuke is very handsome, and then he asked me if he and Sasuke could get married, and then he came into my mind and said, of course ............................................................................................................ I'm mentally retarded!

Bug d: "I can be better. I was just about to say: I was chased by a pig! " "

Woman: "Why is she chasing you? ? "

Bug D: "it says I stole his underwear!" " "

Wisdom is in distress situation ~ ~ ~ ~

2. After the wife was tied, she rushed to save people. When facing the enemy, they will:

Xiao Li: Needless to say, Li Lianhua went to Hua Lian, Hua Lian and Hua Lian for n times ... to solve the battle, save his wife, and make a living with disabled .............

Sasuke: sharingan, big fireball, fierce fighting in .............. With thousands of birds, all the enemies fell. Sasuke's wife snuggled up to him (eyes flashing) and said, "You are my hero." Sasuke said, "Damn it, my body won't listen to you." (For details, please see the place where Huo Ying saved Naruto. )

Lumaru: Oh, what a bother. I wish I could die with you.

JiNing: My destiny is to protect those who live in the family (it seems too cold-blooded ~ ~).

I love Luo: the wind is very strong, I am changing ... everyone is speechless ... (all demons retreat and the danger is automatically lifted)

Naruto: roar loud: I want to be a man in Huo Ying, even dare to tie my wife? You regret it, ah ~ ~ ~ The shadow is in two places at once ... nosebleeds are flying all over the sky ~ ~ ~

Oil woman: I put a bomb on you when you tied my wife. Now is the time. ...

Ding: In the language, the gangster inadvertently shouted "Fat pig, come and save your wife". ...................................................................................................................................................... is a problem) =

Teeth: Close the door and let the dog go! ! ! !

Iruka: 1, man, let my wife go and I'll treat you to dinner. Lamian Noodles? 2. Summon a unique summoner (Lamian Noodles is invited to summon Naruto) .........., so please refer to Naruto above.

Kay: In tears, .......... roared: Youth ~ ~ ~ ~ Make a gesture of flashing teeth, (everyone spits) (Li in the hospital bed: Oh ~ ~ ~ The teacher is the most stylish! ! )

Kakashi: The robbers made an appointment to meet at noon in ............ 65438+ 0 pm ... The robbers are waiting ... 3 pm ... and continue to wait for ............. to appear at 6 pm ... Kakashi squints and says, "Yo ~ ~ ~ I lost my way on the road of life" (everyone is crazy).

Asma: 5555555, I can't believe that a man like me didn't get a chance to show it. I smoke everywhere, but ........... (wife should be red, and red is tied? Who dares? )

Jiraiya: I am one of the three forbearance. You ... the gang leader took out a huge sexy poster, and Jiraiya had a nosebleed and failed to be rescued from the rapids.

Ibhi: use invincible abnormal nausea inspection technology .....................................................................................................................................................................

Never cut it again: Helpless, silently tearful: Actually, I haven't figured out whether my wife is a man or a woman, .......... (the bandits kidnapped Bai). . . )

Gao Feng: Under negotiation ...: Cough, Cough, Cough, Cough, Brother .........., can't you guess my illness by looking at my health? The gang leader looked at the peak, then at his wife ... A second later, the speed of light retreated.

Finally, my wife was kidnapped by Kishimoto: Kishimoto: Big brothers, I draw my cartoons. I am a decent person, but sometimes I don't flush after going to the toilet. I don't like changing socks. I occasionally watch Playboy, don't eat vegetarian dishes, and don't often coax children to eat. ..........., why do you tie my wife?

Bandit: Shit, you don't know who we are. What kind of fire shadow are we drawing? We're taking our jobs. Who did you tie your wife to?

Kishimoto: Big Brother, life forces me. I don't want to. Come on, are we colleagues? It won't bind my wife. If it's a big deal, I won't draw it. !

Bandit: You think it's beautiful. (With tears in her eyes) You can take our jobs. The worst thing is that you draw Huo Ying so well that we are addicted to 555555555 ~ ~ and we have to save money to buy comics every day. Is it easy for us? (Everyone cries) .....................................

There are also live-action hilarious videos!

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