Find some jokes that make you laugh to death.

1, a slip of the tongue occasionally occurs in the school dormitory: first, a classmate is busy going out for a tryst, dressed up and asked the girl who went to bed with a small mirror, "Do you think my eyebrows are fierce?" When she went to bed, the comrade immediately came to his senses: "Oh, I mean, do you think my chest hair looks good?" Go to bed and fall straight to the ground. . . . .

""I have something to add later.

2. It is said that Tang Priest met Bai MM and Wukong killed him with a stick. Tang Priest was very annoyed. So he recited a spell and Wukong fell to the ground in pain. Suddenly, he stood up and said, "Master, stop reading. It's time for a firm advertisement." Tang Priest immediately stopped reading.

Then Friar Sand came up with a box of medicine and said, "Big Brother, you'll soon have Shahe brand headache spirit, and your head will be nourished and refreshed." Eight quit also took out a plaster, "monkey, let's stick it on your navel to cure your headache, and it won't hurt when you stick it." Tang priest also took out a medicine box from his bag: monkey, use Datang brand white pills, use white pills, whether you are good or not.

Suddenly I heard Bai let out a cry, vomiting blood and scabbing. It turns out that Bai has been pretending to be dead MM, and she was suffocated by this long advertising time. White MM's soul is on its way to hell, and it keeps beeping "Advertising kills people.