Play some funny jokes.

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1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally it became a highway (deer)! ! ! !

2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

4. The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. ..........

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.

Rice cake! ! !

5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?

Answer the boy because jiaozi has a foreskin.

6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death …

8. Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn.

After the bird flew over, ...

I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...

9. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, telling each other that time waits for no man.

A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."

Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."

A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."

Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."

A song: "In a few decades."

Appa: Tomb-Sweeping Day.

10. Soldier: "Thirst … Thirst …"

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a merlin nearby, which may arrive in a moment. "

Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! "

Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink. "

Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."

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12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut

14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.

18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

2 1 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

What's the name of a 25-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

What's the child's name? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).