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Potato head and fat word

The lyrics of "Shantou" in Hefei dialect are as follows:

I forgot to meet at Zhong Cun at five o'clock in the morning. Men carry shovels and women carry baskets. Men at home take ropes, climb tractors, ride motorcycles and pull carts, and go to Baishuiba to dig taro. If you can't go, take off your clothes and take a stick to get a shovel. If you really miss, I will write to tie your head and smash him to death.

Not enough to eat for a day, not enough to eat for a day. Ma forgot to meet at Zhong Cun at five o'clock in the morning. Men carry shovels and women carry baskets. Xia people take ropes, climb tractors, ride motorcycles and pull scooters, and go to Baishuiba to dig taro. If you can't go, take off your clothes and make a shovel nest. If they really miss, I'll write and tie their heads and smash him to death.

Erbaozi, you dig taro every morning, Erbaozi, you dig taro every morning, you don't dig taro, you sing Dongfanghong in the nest.

You are not ugly when you sing, and you are not ugly when you do. I'll give you a nunchaku. Use it quickly, Huhahei, use it quickly, Huhahei, don't dig taro, Huhahei.

Things suddenly changed. It's just that Lang had a flat tire, the motorcycle brake was broken, the scooter was stolen, and the four wheels were sold as scrap iron, so that your mother, the tide is broken, and you don't have to do it.

Hey, Erbaozi, why don't you wait at home, find a place to stay, have a rest and have a drink? That's right. Use nunchakus, hoo-ha, use nunchakus, hoo-ha, get some wine, hoo-ha, use nunchakus, hoo-ha.