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A simple toast
It is very stressful to be proposed a toast without preparation.
The best solution at this time is to say how you feel. Toast never takes long.
If you are asked to make a toast unprepared, you can say something simple to get out of trouble, such as "I say hello to Ken, and God bless you." Or "Say hello to our good friend and boss Greta"
But if you want to be more elegant and eloquent, you will want to add some memories, praises and related stories or jokes. However, a toast should be appropriate to the occasion.
A sense of humor rarely seems out of place, but the toast at the wedding should focus on emotion, the toast to retired employees should focus on nostalgia, and so on. At dinner parties, toasting is usually the priority of the host or hostess.
If there is no toast, the guest can toast the host. If one of the hosts makes a toast first, the guest can make a toast in the second place.
There is usually a hostess when a ceremony is held. If there is no hostess, the chairman of the organizing Committee will make the necessary toast after the meal and before the speech. On less formal occasions, you can propose a toast after wine and champagne are served.
The toaster doesn't have to drink the wine in the cup. One sip at a time is enough.
You can't touch any alcoholic drinks, including wine, even when toasting. When handing wine, of course you can refuse, and raise the goblet with soda water when toasting.
In the past, there was no toast unless it was an alcoholic drink, but today all kinds of drinks can be used to toast. In any case, you should stand up and join this activity, at least you should not sit in your seat with great disrespect.
In the face of toasting, the person being toasted doesn't have to finish the wine. Instead, just stand up and have a drink and say, "Thank you.
"At the same time to propose a toast to each other. Women can toast very freely if they want, just smile in the direction of the toaster or nod to answer the toast.
After the toast, she can also raise her glass to him and make a gesture to say "thank you and good luck!" " "The rules on the wine table are the first. If you can't drink it yourself, don't take the first bite and eat it with your rice bowl. Second, if you are sure to drink it, don't put ink on it, and then there are rules.
Rule one, although "deep feelings, a stuffy; Love is shallow, lick it. " But don't say it while drinking. Rule 2: broadcast thick sets in a low-key manner, and never fill them as soon as they are served on the wine table.
Rule three, leaders will drink with each other before it's their turn to respect each other. Rule four, you can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.
Rule five, respect others by yourself. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others. Rule six, respect others by yourself. If you clink glasses, by the way, if I drink them, you will get pregnant.
Rule 7: Since you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Don't blindly drink for the leader, that is, you have to do it. You have to pretend that you want to drink because you really want to drink, not for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.
Rule 8: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low, otherwise how can you be a person below. Rule nine, if there is no special person present, it is best to touch the wine in chronological order, and don't favor one over the other.
Rule 10: clink glasses, make a toast and make a statement. Otherwise, why the fuck should I drink your wine? Rule 1 1: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same, and everyone knows it, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you. Rule 12, don't pretend to be crooked, say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing, don't plead, and consciously punish the wine.
Rule 13: If, purely if, there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others add it themselves. Don't pour the wine one by one, or what if the people behind you run out of wine? Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don't leave your glass empty. Can't run away ~ Rule 15, be careful not to lose your manners after drinking, don't talk big, don't lose your manners, don't spit everywhere, don't throw chopsticks around, don't finger, drink soup, don't fart and burp, don't go to the toilet while holding your breath, and no one will stop you.
Rule 16, don't say "I can't drink" (if you drink), lest others accuse you of hypocrisy. Believe it or not, people can really tell if they can drink. Rule 17, the leader drinks with you to give you face. No matter how much the leader tells you to drink, do it yourself first. Remember, put your hands and glasses down.
Rule 18, peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. It is essential to keep a clear head and ask questions after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel all show your concern.
China is a country of etiquette. Many young people want to know your question. It is necessary to have a look at Baidu to avoid being laughed at when you first enter your mother-in-law's house. The old-fashioned square table for family banquets generally has four stools for eight people: the largest one sits north to south; Then it is east, west and south in turn; Each stool is divided into different sizes. The seat on the left of the north stool, that is, the seat near the east stool, is the main guest, and the seat on the right is the main guest. Seats near the east and west sides (north) are larger than those near the south; The two seats in the south are regardless of size.
The big round table in the hotel box usually has eight to twelve seats: the two innermost seats facing the door are the host and the guest, the guest sits at the left head and the host sits at the right head; Other seats are the same as those for family dinner. About the toast: 1, the host respects the guest of honor.
2. Accompany guests and respect them. 3. Host and guest thank each other.
4. Accompany guests and respect each other. Remember, guests must not make a toast in disorder, which is very impolite and disrespectful to the host.
A toast on the wine table ()
MD, I'm also looking for a toast. Dude, that's so fake. I watched it too. I want to enrich my wine words, but all I see are these things. I will try my best to help you.
But there is a premise for drinking, that is, whether you are extroverted or introverted, and how eloquent you are. Asking this question shows that you are eloquent, not ironic. If you are so eloquent, you must rely on some alcohol to be brave, that is, the first few drinks. Don't be angry. Let someone else have a few drinks with you, and wait for a few drinks. It's much easier to talk, but remember not to talk nonsense and distinguish between occasions.
Two situations
1 Your father's leader is very familiar with you and has a good relationship with your father.
Your father invited him to dinner for business, and the relationship was average.
In the second case, there is nothing you can do. You are the next generation, and your father is lower than him. You are not qualified to make a toast. You talk too much, and your father is not good at talking. What is the only wine you can drink? Just wait for your dad's leader to suggest: Erxiao X, let's have a drink, too. You should stand up and say, uncle, I should respect you. I'll finish eating, so help yourself. Pay attention to the words, be sure to use you, call uncle or uncle, be kind, and be called leader, no matter how big or small, no matter how heavy.
Drink this glass of wine, thank you, uncle. In this way, after a while, you can find an excuse to propose a toast to him, because he invites you to drink, and you should also propose a toast to him. If you can't talk, just say uncle, I propose a toast to you. You can improvise according to the occasion, but be careful. In this case, you'd better not say anything. You didn't drink with your friends or leaders. You have nothing to kiss up to, and you can't be casual.
In the first case, it is much better. You can say a lot when you toast. At the beginning of the first cup, if the leader is the guest of honor, or the oldest person at this table, or the biggest position, you can say: Uncle, I want to respect you first, but you watched me grow up (this will change according to your own situation). I want to respect you first. If the leader doesn't like to drink too much, you can add: the younger generation drinks the first cup to the older generation, and you use tea instead of wine.
There are many situations, such as: Uncle, you haven't been to my house for a long time. Let me propose a toast to you first. These words can be casual, but we must be close and call them affectionately. There are not many such opportunities. But in the second case, you shouldn't make too many toasts. After all, your father is the host, and you respect him more. Where did you put your father? You are the foil. Adding your dad's impression from 88 to 90 is not a leap from 0 to 90.
Simply put, the key is to distinguish between occasions. If your dad invites a leader to dinner, there is a big leader or the oldest person next to him. You can't just respect him for the first time, but you should respect two people. I won't say much about these. Basic etiquette.
Ask for a toast, not particularly tacky, simple and clear, like "I wish you love your country more and more."
When we get together, we are close friends, so we can have a comfortable drink.
If you don't drink, who will? -people who fight alcohol lawsuits drink a cup of weeding at noon every day, sweat dripping down the soil, and even dry three cups of wine. Do you feel bitter? In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? It's up to the young lady to leave home. I'll ask the young lady to accompany me. -Have a drink with the ladies present. Follow your heart. You drink this time.
-I can't help it. When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. Wine can embolden you, defy your wife's control, be afraid of losing face, and refrain from drinking.
Small quantity is not a gentleman, non-toxic and not competitive in the market economy. Have a drink quickly. Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business.
Buy those who are engaged in business a drink, make new friends, and don't forget old friends. -A toast to old and new friends * * * and farewell to Bai Di Caiyun.
-Be a good drinker. Have a drink and show your skills in a crisis. Brother wants to give brother a drink. The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup.
-The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today? Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less? To make the guests drink well, drink well first! Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups. If you don't know whether to drink a thousand glasses of wine, unless you raise your glass, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup reaches the sky without clouds and the ground is dry. That cup was not a drink, but a poem for people in the East China Sea. When will you drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future. Feelings without iron are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Not afraid of intravenous drip! Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Drink a catty and a barrel, and then be promoted to vice president! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it! When you are not at home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.
If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.
If you don't drink dry, your feelings won't matter. Men cannot make good friends without drinking.
Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Excited and shaking, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly.
A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling. It's better to hurt your body than your feelings.
As long as you drink this cup of wine, three generations will benefit! .
Ask for a humorous classic toast!
First, the classic toast 1, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, and the leader didn't think I was ugly.
-Madam, I propose a toast to the leader. 2. The leader is above and I am below. Say it a few times. -The lady clinks glasses with the leader. My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I want to give this man a glass of wine. This man is happy to drink. He won't go unless he drinks, that is, he won't go! -Women toast men. 5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, friends far away will have a drink.
-A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland. 6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow.
-Here's to friends. 7. Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. Please buy a drink for those who do business. 8. Make new friends and don't forget old ones.
Let's drink to our old and new friends. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di. -Persuade people who can drink 10 to show their skills in the crisis. My sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for my brother.
1 1. Dude, I'll give her a drink. -This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America.
12, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup reaches 13. The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. The cup was not 14 just now. The road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink? -Let those who fight alcohol lawsuits have a drink 15. Market economy competition, hurry to drink a glass of wine. -Used for business banquet 16. To make the guests drink well, they must drink at home first-for their own use.
17, women are beautiful and talented, one cup after another, come together-accompany women to drink. 18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink.
-Drink with friends across the street 19, say nothing, the closest relative is the eldest brother-Drink 20 with the old man, is the feeling iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip! -For a friend. 2. The classic wine-blocking word A: If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face, and you don't drink self-discipline. B: We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a relaxing drink.
A: Qianshan has been in love. How about not drinking this cup? B: A big river has wide waves. Do whatever you say in this glass of wine! A: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more. B: Tell the truth after drinking and refuse to obey your wife.
A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water-I'll sing a song for you with tea instead of wine. If you don't sing well, drink it. Third, the classic wine talk on the wine table 1, a big river is wide, I will take this cup.
2, a small amount, not a gentleman, not drinking, not a husband! 3, the east wind blows, the drums beat, who is afraid of drinking today! .
The bride's toast was simple and beautiful.
Dear friends and relatives:
Life can have several most unforgettable and happiest moments. Today is really exciting, happy and unforgettable from the heart. Today, I got married with Miss XX. Our elders, relatives, close friends and leaders came from afar to attend our wedding celebration, which brought joy, joy and sincere wishes to today's wedding.
Taking this opportunity, let's sincerely thank our parents who raised us, our leaders for their concern and our friends for their blessings.
Toast of the groom's parents
Two in-laws, distinguished guests,
Hello everyone!
Today, my son and Miss XX got married happily under your witness and blessing. My wife and I are very excited. As the father of the groom, first of all, on behalf of the groom, the bride and our whole family, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and warm welcome to all of you for coming to attend the wedding of XX and XX!
Thanks to the two in-laws ...
Fate makes my son and Miss XX know each other, know each other and fall in love. Become husband and wife today. From now on, I hope they can respect each other, love each other, understand each other and help each other, and create their own bright future with their smart and hardworking hands.
I wish the couple a lifetime of love and a career in by going up one flight of stairs. At the same time, I hope everyone can eat and drink well here!
Come on! Let's raise our glasses together. I wish you good health and a happy family. Cheers!
The couple's elders toasted.
Distinguished guests, friends and relatives,
Today is the wedding day for couples. As the bride's aunt, on behalf of all the relatives and friends present here, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes to the bride and groom and extend a warm welcome to all the guests entrusted by the bride and groom.
At the most festive moment of life, I sincerely wish the young couple can trust and support each other. On this enviable day, you should be happy. All your relatives and friends are blessing your wedding, and you will live happily together forever.
After the prince and princess get married, they have to face many practical problems. Life is not a fairy tale. I hope you can be mentally prepared. At the same time, I also hope that you can run in more, tolerate more and understand more in your future life, so that life can be as beautiful as a fairy tale.
Finally, I propose a toast to the rich life of the two newcomers, to the health of both parents and to the fate of all the guests present.
Toast on the wine table
The most important thing in toasting on the wine table is your inner expression, not too fake. These words are taboo on the wine table.
Just express clearly why you want to toast him and pay attention to the etiquette of toasting and drinking! Toast and refusal words in this communication place on the wine table are quite challenging. You can't drink, you'd better learn to refuse to drink; Drinking can't make new friends happy, so use your golden words to make everyone happy.
In this way, you will get hurt immediately, and you won't let the drinker down. Here are a few "no alcohol words". Do you like them? 1. As long as the relationship is good, drink as much as you can. You can say, "9999 roses can't make a love."
Feeling alone is not enough. Make it up with roses.
Therefore, as long as you have a good relationship, you can drink as much as you want. I don't want our feelings mixed with so much water.
Although I drank a little, it was a drop of affection. Every bit is love! Second, as long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink. Try saying this: "drinking with people you don't like is a kind of pain;" Drinking with the person you like is a touch.
Coming together shows that our feelings are in place. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.
Third, as long as you have feelings, you drink wine. If you really can't touch the wine, you might as well persuade the other party to replace the wine with drinks or tea. You ask him, "Do we have feelings?" He will answer: "Yes!" You said, "As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.
What is feeling? Feelings are understanding, long live understanding! "Then you can use tea instead of wine. Fourth, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; Affectionate, even if a lick on the wine table, a thousand words, nothing more than a word "drink." "
For example, "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I'm ugly." Such as: "affectionate, swallow it in one gulp; Shallow feelings, take a look. "
Drinkers associate the amount of alcohol consumed with the beauty and ugliness of people and the depth of feelings. You can refute their connection: "If the depth of feelings is directly proportional to the amount of drinking, a glass of wine is not enough to reflect our deep feelings.
We should jump into the jar, because we have been friends for many years and are as clear as the sea. In fact, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; Feelings are deep, even if you lick them. "
Five, in order not to hurt feelings, I drink; In order not to harm my health, I drink a little. He advises you: "Drink! Emotional iron, drink blood! It is better to hurt the body than to hurt the feelings; I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than let my feelings break! " This is irrational. You can answer this question: "We should consume rationally and drink rationally. Half awake and half drunk, at least I have you in my dream', I am a person who doesn't want to be hurt physically and mentally.
Without the body, there can be no feelings; Without feelings, you are a walking corpse! In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health. "Six, in this happy moment, let's do multiple-choice questions! Let's open our minds a little, and the way to refuse to drink will come.
He wants to express his feelings and feelings for you through wine, so you say; "happy event can do multiple-choice questions. To express your feelings and intentions, you can: A. Hug, B. Hold hands, C. Drink, Ren Xianxuan.
I respect you and let you choose; You respect me. You should let me choose. Now, I choose a. Hug, OK? "Seven, the gentleman saying, don't start work he wants you to drink, you can not' two difficult', please into the urn.
You ask him, "Would you like to be a gentleman or a villain? Please answer this question first. " If he says "I want to be a gentleman", you can say that "a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water", substitute tea for wine, or "a gentleman talks, but you drink" and invite him to drink; If he says "I'd like to be a villain", you say "I don't drink with villains" and then sit down with a smile, there's nothing he can do.
In short, there are still many ways to refuse to drink, so we should improvise. In the wine culture, there are both words to persuade and words to refuse to drink. You don't have a capacity for alcohol, and you can cope with it in the communication field with your wit and eloquence.
Classic toast 1, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't think I was ugly. -Madam, I propose a toast to the leader. 2. The leader is above and I am below. Say it a few times.
-The lady clinks glasses with the leader. My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I want to give this man a glass of wine. This man is happy to drink. He won't go unless he drinks, that is, he won't go! -Women toast men. 5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, friends far away will have a drink. -A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland.
6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow. -Here's to friends. 7. Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business.
Please buy a drink for those who do business. 8. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. Let's drink to our old and new friends. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di.
-Persuade people who can drink 10 to show their skills in the crisis. My sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for my brother. 1 1. Dude, I'll give her a drink.
-This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America. 12, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup reaches 13. The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. The cup was not 14 just now. The road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink? -Let those who fight alcohol lawsuits have a drink 15. Market economy competition, hurry to drink a glass of wine.
-Used for business banquet 16. To make the guests drink well, they must drink at home first-for their own use. 17, women are beautiful and talented, one cup after another, come together-accompany women to drink.
18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink. -Drink with friends across the street 19, say nothing, the closest relative is the eldest brother-Drink 20 with the old man, is the feeling iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Classic wine-blocking words 1 A: If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face, and you are self-disciplined not to drink.
B: We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a relaxing drink. A: Qianshan has been in love. How about not drinking this cup? B: A big river has wide waves. Do whatever you say in this glass of wine! A: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.
B: Tell the truth after drinking and refuse to obey your wife. Friendship between gentlemen is as light as water-tea is not wine. I'll sing you a song, but it won't be good after singing.
Who has a classic toast to the leader! Kneel down!
1. Simply put, it is to be popular. Flattery should be filmed, but it should not be too explicit.
In fact, there is no skill in toasting. Look at your courage. Take the glass and say, leader, I propose a toast to you. Please give more guidance and care at work.
In fact, toasts are all a glass of wine, and the time is not that long. You should speak longer, for example, you bought me my first drink. It can be said that colleagues are very happy to get together for dinner today, but the first cup, I want to propose a toast to the leadership of XX. In my work and life, you have given me great care, so that my work can be carried out in an orderly way. The achievements of our unit are remarkable. I suggest everyone. (Everyone will agree. Invite everyone to dinner after drinking. You're welcome)
Usually drinking with the leader. Out of courtesy, the leader will drink at will.
4. If you think the leader can't drink any more and want to flatter him, if there is a lot of wine in his glass when you worship him, you can pick up your own half glass of wine, bring his wine, and say: communicate with the leader more at work, and blend feelings with the leader when drinking. Then pour himself half of his wine, drink it by himself, and let the leader be free. The leader can understand that you will support him when he can't drink. These are my own practical experience in my own reality, and I can actually play them at will.
Don't be afraid, the leader can only be respected occasionally, and can't go against the leader.
If the leader respects you, you should stand up, hold the cup with both hands, and laugh at yourself: if the leader drinks with me, I can't justify not filling it. My cup is full. Touch the leader and say, I should respect you. You can consider all these, because you can't drink well, so this step is unnecessary.
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