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I want Tan Jiexi's lyrics.
My mother met my father in Guangzhou when she was 20 years old. She thought this man was not bad, so she asked, Hey, Jianhua, how tall are you? My father said: The height is 1.73 meters now, but when I got married, I found that he was only 1.70 meters, so I lied to my mother. In an instant, my mother is over forty years old, and my father's hair is almost gone. Looking at the wedding photos that year, my dad earned 20 years old, so I asked my dad for advice. He said that I should be bold and cautious in this respect, and often casually asked me if I had any girls. Girlfriend should take it home to mom to see if it looks good. Don't be afraid. Mom just loves to make friends. You should remind her of her youth, and her boyfriend should take it home for her father to see. Not reliable. Eating and chatting is also good. Think of it as a life education class. I live upstairs in Chinatown, and the decoration is very shabby. I'm afraid I'm not good enough You don't think I look good. But you said you just like me. If he hadn't played the guitar on the boat, it would have capsized, and he wouldn't have jumped into the water to save my mother. Who will take it home for my girlfriend and show it to my mother? Don't be afraid. My mother just loves to make friends. You should remind her of her youth and let her boyfriend take it home to her father. Eating and chatting is not reliable Ah, consider it a life education class. "Grandma's Laughter" Ding finally finished class and slept aboveboard for 5 minutes on the table. There was not much time, so many boys went to the bathroom. Many girls use mobile phones to send messages, and TV dramas insert family advertisements. They liked watching it, but said the plot was boring for five minutes. There are not many advertisements. I looked at my mobile phone and remembered her grandmother's laughter in her hometown. I heard it, and suddenly found that a three-minute phone call can also make grandma. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, so I decided to run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run the alarm clock kept telling me to cover the quilt, but I couldn't hear the monitor's voice. The front door can't enter the monitor's classroom. I told him respectfully that the teacher asked me to talk to me after school. I said, teacher, can you stop talking? I always run forward. It depends on whether the monitor is in a good mood when he is late for school. Just give him a smile or treat him to ice cream, and you won't snitch. After school, everyone can't wait to run around and run out of school. You have your troubles, but Xiao Qiang who bullies you silently applauds you. Xiao Qiang who bullied you silently applauded for you. "Summer" When the sun tries to climb the window, I miss my trivial childhood. Who can give me back to that summer to eat hot pot, Lamian Noodles, pizza and steak? Remember that eggs, cucumbers, coffee, cola and green tea are not as good as drinking water from my hometown stream. A classmate took a raccoon card with 5 yuan in his pocket. Don't simply hold his hand. Lala, a good friend, said it was right to wash your hands after zipping. When I was a child, my brother was still a good friend. Everything has returned to the familiar places in the exquisite city, and I can't find my old friends. When the sun tried to climb the window, I missed my trivial childhood. I like wearing Nike. I don't want D&G to go home to see the pet elf after eating the popsicle. When the rain drops quietly on the eaves, I miss the stormy yesterday. Han Meimei and Li Lei obviously fell in love with gossip, and the director of the Academic Affairs Office didn't find the missed summer. After we live here, we will live in a simple apartment here. I'll buy food and cook, and I'll learn three dishes and one soup for you. Is life too simple? As long as there is sunshine, the room can be smaller, and some big beds will be happy. You can have more photos as long as you have them. My couple who always pass by the park are walking with environmental protection bags on their backs. Then step by step, I became an old couple. I told her that in the future, we would live in a modest apartment here. I will buy food and cook for you. Who will eat three dishes and one soup the slowest? After washing the dishes, we should work hard, OK? It is my dream to put on a wedding dress for the people we love. Three people sleeping in a bed is a happy and simple life. "I want to sleep" ("Fast Man" curtain call) I didn't open the review paper until two days before the exam. The library vomited blood quickly, and the caterpillar looked very leisurely. I really want to sleep and get up in the breeze. I'll think about it and sleep after the exam. The keyboard in the office is about to pop up, and it seems that I am very skilled in talking about my career. Speaking of marriage and flickering in the wind, I really want to think about it and put it down. Do you really care about having it? Really want to chase, let me realize the beauty of life. I really want to chase, so I won't sleep. "bubble tea" I saw you smiling at me. Is this true or just an illusion? Maybe one day you will know that you can understand my feelings. I saw you stumbling towards me, such an interesting, stupid and crazy girl. Maybe one day you will know that you can understand my feelings for you and me. I testify that I will feel so good without anyone else. I just want you to be by my side. Tonight I am in song for you. We let bubbles fly across the street with milk tea, and then a policeman came, so we ran, and then we ran, not to be caught. You and me, I don't have anyone else to prove that I feel good. I just want you by my side, and I will be in song for you tonight. You and me, I testify that no one will make me feel so beautiful. I just want you by my side. Tonight I am song for you, you and me ... I and I ... Try to imagine this girl in the mirror, treat her as a carbon atom, look into her eyes and stare at her eyes. The girl is her own new world. Although her home is on the surface, she is still a universe. Men and women, old people and young people, are not worried and frustrated, which is also a happy life. Learn to cherish opening the window in the morning to bask in the sun. No matter whether you speak Mandarin, Cantonese or English, you can live a noble, powerful, upright and relaxed life ... Be happy, be yourself, live a high, live a mighty life, just sing it out, relax and celebrate the plastic reality, even if there is a mosquito and a chicken left in your purse, you must be happy for a lifetime. Live noble, strong and upright. Be happy and live your own life. 9. "Say, why don't you go home so late? Why didn't you answer my phone? Why don't you go home to watch it so late? It's already 10: 30, and you know I'm waiting for you. I don't want to forbid you to play. I'm afraid you are not safe. What should I do? I don't want to talk, I don't listen, I didn't know there were boys around you who didn't want to lecture loudly. You hung up and got angry. I don't want to and dare not think about what will happen after years of emotional acquaintance, mutual understanding, mutual suspicion and love. I am determined to stay with you and go back to the original, so-_ _ | is my fault. Let me think about it. I have no time. I am too busy to go home early or late. I know, otherwise I won't be able to sleep. You must run. You must jump. You can do whatever you want. Promise me that you will be full (don't be full to lose weight). You have to accompany me to my old love. Don't haggle over every ounce. " Difficult classmate "Why is it my turn to clean up? I haven't done my homework. Why should I go to school at 7: 30 to listen to Lang Lang's morning reading? This is the best place to sleep. Although there are so many students and girls in the class, why do I always want to have a lovely Shanshan deskmate and borrow an eraser to play with her occasionally? I said that on campus, when I am tired, sleepy and lazy, I can always laugh, run and stretch. Running across the playground, chasing hard, shouting winning or losing, blood and tears, touching the teacher's words, good or bad, love and hate, have become jokes ten years later. Does that girl still have your long hair and my long hair, and his disappointment? Ten years later, see if you still recognize that people are alive, good or bad, but after one hundred years, you are happy, you can ignore it, you can have no money, and you can choose which one is rich. Which is more mature? But when you lie in front of the last bed of your life, you find that everything you have comes from the past. No matter what your original choice is, memory is the only priceless treasure, and it will last forever. 1 1. " "Little darling" (Today is Sunday morning, I'm going to wax my hair, get dressed and go out to play. The weather is so good that I should wear a neat wardrobe. My favorite shorts have a hole. My friends go shopping from time to time and buy more shirts. It's hard to match my favorite color. As a result, I bought a room full of black and white clothes with the same black and white bar code, which was a bit thunderous. ) Don't be silly, darling. Life is not a black-and-white attempt. It's like falling in love, little darling. Don't be silly, even if you lose face, there won't be any trouble in changing your tone. The trash can quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Look at all the food on the table and see if you want to pack for a long night. Can't the waiter help me pack? When I am hungry, I always remember the leftovers from dinner. Why are there dishes in the bowl? I'm going to make a trash can to eat all the vegetables and meat, knowing that it's actually a waste. I will pack all the food. It's actually very trendy. The farmer's uncle works hard, sowing in spring and harvesting grain in autumn. Whenever you are hungry, playing drums is not enough money, but your stomach is quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. . 13, "Improvised Fish Song Dan" (when taking part in Super Giant Sound) has no lyrics for the time being. 14, "a lot" is in a minibus. Standing is not just sitting. Some people offered their seats in love stand. There is a meeting in the auditorium. There are more people in a daze than people listening. I wonder what these people are thinking. There are many, many, many remedial classes in New Oriental. Falling in love is much more than taking classes. I wonder if it is more important when you are young? Know how to live. Repeat life every day, there are more troubles than memories. Some people say that the more you live, the less happy you are. Many, many, many, many, many, many 15, and the "Jessie Mary" number 1 is of course delayed. No place in the world has Bai Yueguang Wushu. Everyone else is spying that Wang Ye is a pure man. Guan is obviously more handsome than Lu Guangzhong. He took corn to Donnie Yen Well Lee, a fast man. Under the long bangs, there is a narcissistic hipster. In June, Wu kept eating and eating, and his energy was infinite. Zhao Fan, please give me back my guitar strap after the rain. Don't ask me why I have acne on my face. Zhang Jianbo once said that I would lose weight. We like your big belly. Sean's imported mini-eyes will emit melody. The lyrics of our childhood are our common memories. Are our ditty fans ready? Vitamins, come here. Goldfish, come here. Food stamps. Come for lunch, come for lunch, come for my sago (:Zhou Champion, have you had enough fun? Zhang Jianbo: You always talk about me. I think you are malnourished! Actually, I really want to say it, but I don't know how to say it. I grabbed instant noodles and watermelon under the same roof. You are welcome to eat, drink and have fun. Well said, unity is the most important thing. It is impossible to move forward together. Although it is a pity that everything is done to be worthy of yourself, recalling childhood is like looking at yourself in the future. Don't give up 16. I got up in the morning and heard the news that Guangzhou was rated as the coldest city, and the second place was Shenzhen. I left the subway station angrily and waved to stop a taxi, but the young man ran in front of me, thinking that the bus would be stopped, but the driver drove in front of me. He told me that there was no better job in front of me because I didn't pull it. Wave when I see you, and you come down with a big bag and guitar to help you. The driver said I wouldn't take the best job because some people need help more. What's wrong with that? When you see old people, children or pregnant women, you should also think about whether to let go. Who says that Shenzhen's economic development is accompanied by indifference? In fact, the warmest in Shenzhen is because it doesn't pull 17. "Being sad alone" (in cooperation with Liu Xin) just wanted to send you home after school. Are you a little tired from walking? Can I carry you? Can you wait for me to accompany you to see your favorite movie, diet coke and popcorn? Right? Then you disappeared, and finally I was sad alone. Finally, I remembered my past, and those wounds kept cutting. Who cares? The last person is sad to find that love always disappears in a blink of an eye, and the occasional sweetness has passed. Everything is a cloud. Everything is a cloud. It will rain if there are more clouds, and it will clear up after the rain. If the cup of life is embarrassing, I will tell you that everything will be a cloud. The first salute in the new year is 5432 1. Have fun with your friends. Wish you all the best. Congratulations, congratulations on your love career. You've been busy for a year. Last year's wish did not come true before I was forgotten. On second thought, there is nothing wrong with my father's health. In terms of career, not bad. Although it is plain and ordinary, it is not a worry. I am still looking for the material that happiness is ignored. If love and bread are the condiments of life, let's make the most delicious food with our heart, sweet and sour, whatever it rains. Then it will be sunny. If the cup of life is full of emotions, I will tell you that everything will pass. Everything will pass ... and I'm still looking for those neglected happiness materials. If love and bread are the condiments of life, then make the most delicious food with your heart, sweet and sour, otherwise everything will be a cloud. It will rain after the rain. If the weather is fine, I am in a good mood. If the cup of life is full of emotions, I will tell you that everything will pass. Everything will pass. And I'm still looking for those neglected happiness materials. If love and bread are the condiments of life, then make the most delicious food with your heart, sweet and sour, otherwise everything will be a cloud. It will rain after the rain. Sunshine, awesome, good mood. If the cup of life is full of emotions, I will tell you that everything will pass. Everything will pass ... I was found lying on the ground by the fountain and basking in the sun all summer. When I feel a little tired, I lie beside me in the sun. We have agreed that Parliament will end (we all think Parliament should be dissolved as soon as possible) and spend three hours (three hours is too much) tying shoelaces at traffic lights. I'm going to be late. I can apply (so I'm late, I can apply for another one). I guess it's for another person. At most, it's after the parking shop (after all, it's best to be prepared). They said there would be a delay (they said it might be a little late). Only tempora. Ry pay (after all, it seems too short-lived) My long curved sweet popsicle can only be tasted after dinner. Climb to grandpa's big banyan tree, and when you wake up, you can see Xiao Wangwang's long curved sweet memories, and you are awake under grandpa's big banyan tree. There are popsicles and Old Want Want (funny plus) beside them. If meeting Leo is an accident, say thank you and goodbye at other times. 20. stinky tofu's song (improvisation) has no lyrics for the time being. If I were a boy, I would take my girlfriend home. Ming: Sometimes I feel very sad. I can't tell you the general feeling. Are you going to sell your beloved model or not? Do you want to sell hairstyles? You can make it handsome and fat, and you will be cuter. No one will blame me for coming home late because I am a boy ... unfortunately, I am a girl ... Xi: unfortunately, I am a boy. Ming: Do you understand Xi: Do you understand? Bai Ming (Xi Yin He): If I were a boy and basketball was my favorite, I would say it in front of the person I like. Xi: If I were a girl's boyfriend, I wouldn't be too handsome, just like me (Ming: Do you understand? ) Playing the guitar with braces: (Actually, it doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl) Ming: (You don't know coffee) Xi: (I'll tell you my old brand when you survive) (Do you know if Mommy knew her father when she was 20? ) Ming: (ah! ) hee hee: (tight) hee hee: I lied to my mother. Xi: In a blink of an eye, my mother is over forty. I hope you will be happy. I hope you will be taken care of. When you bring your boyfriend home, you will learn to sing: 18 years old, I'm not that fast. I still love a mother who plays the guitar. I can't help asking hee: what did she ask you? Ask if there are any girls. Xi: (What do you say? ) together: my girlfriend wants to take it home to show my mother if it looks good. Don't be afraid. My mother just loves to make friends. You should remind her of her youth. Hope: it's not reliable for a boyfriend to take it home to show it to his father. Eating and chatting is also good. You should take it as a life education lesson ... Ming: If only I were a boy. Hope: Why? I can take my girlfriend home like you.
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