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What should I say in the first sentence? How to talk to girls?

What does WeChat say in the first sentence when chatting with girls? How to say hello? The first sentence is humorous. Everyone is strange to the girls I met on WeChat. It takes a process to break through the strangeness and familiarity, and don't overdo it. When a girl adds your WeChat, it means that she will face a boy who is about to harass her. The future is unpredictable, but we should look forward to it.

At this time, it's not just what the first sentence says when chatting with girls. In fact, girls should also observe your values, such as emotional intelligence, humor, interest, career, safety and reliability. To sum up, it is whether she can feel, do impulsive things, or directly eliminate you.

Everyone must have a thick skin. When women chat to a certain extent, they generally don't shy away from anything, such as stomachache, cold, spilled oil on their hands when cooking and so on. As long as they mention a certain part of their body, we will follow the humor, such as "let me rub it for you!" " "I feel so distressed, I wish I were lying next to you", "Let me feel whether it is hot or not" and so on. In short, men are not bad and women don't love them. This should be borne in mind.

I didn't chat with my sister before, and my emotional intelligence was not high. I have been caring and attentive to girls, and I have knelt down to please them countless times, but I have been regarded as a good man, which can't change girls' love for me at all. I also tried to chat frequently every day, and I got nothing. Later, I learned a lot of strategies in the "Alpine Love Network" system, and I was able to determine the relationship in one week, which made me a lover quickly. I strongly suggest you go online and have a look. Women don't chase you, but need all kinds of chat routines to make her chase you.

What does WeChat say in the first sentence when chatting with girls? Next, some examples of greetings are listed, and each sentence is very humorous.

1, I think your life is wonderful.

2. Why is your WeChat nickname so special?

The dog in the circle of friends is very similar to my lost dog.

4. We just met. My heart is pounding. Did you hear that?

5. A big event just happened, and I can't calm down for a long time ... (The screen of my mobile phone is broken)

6. Are you an angel? Why do you feel different from other girls?

Just now my cat jumped on my head as soon as it fell from the ground.

8. I saw the selfie in your circle of friends. That necklace is beautiful.

9. Do you also like sports and running/do you also like pets/do you also like traveling?

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10, I found one of your characteristics. I found you a foodie in your circle of friends.

1 1, I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and the beauty pageant in the village won the top three at most.

12, it's you in my heart, you in my arms and you in my hands. (The first greeting)

13, eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, and be hard when you miss you. This is my physiological reaction.

14, if there are only two of us in the world, I will bully you and make a hullabaloo about.

15, I hope one day, instead of saying good night to each other, I will sleep next to each other.

Ok, have you learned the first sentence when chatting with girls? Understand the deep meaning and say hello humorously.