A sweet joke about beauty.

Two ice creams are walking on the dock. Ice milk said to the chocolate ice cream, Hey, let's be together. Chocolate ice cream shook his head sadly and said, no, I'm too dark for you. Ice milk hiding in a shadow with chocolate ice cream said, you see, now we are the same.

Gu Teng's rocking chair looks like an old man. The old lady took the old man's hand and said, old man, I sympathize with you now. That year, my first boyfriend came back to me and took me away. I met him, and I still loved him, so I went home to pack my bags. I saw you cooking soup for me in the kitchen as soon as I entered the door. Say: You are in a bad mood these days. I'll mend your body. I rushed to the bedroom and cried. I decided at that time that I wouldn't leave you. The old man smiled and said, "Wife, I have known this for a long time. At that time, I peeked at your letter. Actually, I know you're leaving, and I want to make it for you for the last time. You can't leave after drinking it. I can't eat without food. You are very carsick. " The old lady was in tears. She said, "Old man, the right thing you and I have done in my life is that we didn't leave you then. You love me the most. "

He is a good man known far and wide. I often give my food and money to good people nearby. As a result, I often don't have enough to eat. Before she died, her wife asked him, "Old man, you have been very generous all your life. What is the meanest thing? " . He answered without thinking: you are mine.

After he died, he met God, and God said, "You can't go to heaven because you stole it, although it was to treat your wife." He said, "I want to go to hell. I wonder if my wife is okay in heaven? " "She is in hell, too." God replied, "Why? She is a good person! " He was angry, and God said, "She asked me where you would go after death, and she wanted to be with you. She said that heaven is where you are.