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How strong is Song Wu's martial arts?

Song Wu is a character with many appearances in Water Margin, so his characters are full and vivid. Fighting tigers in Jinggangshan made him famous all over the world. Song Wu is an expert in martial arts. So how strong is his martial arts?

Some people have analyzed it very carefully. He said: Song Wu's first opponent was Ximen Qing, a bully and prostitute. Lion House beat a prostitute. The scene on TV is very intense. Although Song Wu was not injured, he was panting like an ox. After reading the novel for three or five rounds, it was thrown out of the window. Although the building was not high, Ximen Qing didn't dare to jump, but he fell down on the street and was seriously injured and his leg was cut off. Ximen Qing can kick off the knife in Song Wu's hand, and it's not for nothing, but he didn't compete with other heroes in Liangshan, so it's not easy to compare. Just like Lu Da Kansai, Yang Zhi killed two cows and jy killed Han Bolong. It is not easy to draw conclusions without comparing with others. Song Wu did many things and killed many people. He was drunk and hit him because of Jiang Menshen's kindness. Fei Yunpu killed the escort. The Yuanyang Building killed the supervisor Yong Lian and Jiang Menshen, and 15 maids. The prison army is a civilian, but Yong ying is a military attache. Jiang Menshen also has certain lethality, but he has no strength to fight back in front of Song Wu, so he usually cuts watermelons to solve it. Cross slope met Sun Erniang, although no one was killed, but Sun Erniang was easily controlled by Song Wu, even if he played against Zhang Qing and Song Wu, he had a good chance of winning. Taoist Wang who killed the flying centipede while walking in the centipede ridge at night is the only one who has done ten tricks and is also a master. He only blames him for his death when he meets a superior person. Digging a hole in Kongjiazhuang is like teasing a child, and the earth star Kong Liang doesn't even have a chance to reach out and gesture.

There is no conflict between Song Wu and Liangshan's plough level, even if he is punched, there is no record and no comparability. Not fighting one's own people doesn't mean Song Wu didn't kill his master. When he conquered Liao, he killed Yelude, one of the twelve generals in Liao. Song Wu is an infantryman, who has suffered from cavalry generals, but he can solve it with one knife. What did you say?/Sorry? When attacking tian hu, Shen An was hacked to death. Although he was a partial general, he was hacked to death again and again, hacked to death. The macho men of Fang Wei and Fang Jie were recruited by Fang La and killed three kings of Fang La Legion and three kings of Fang La on foot. How many Liangshan heroes did they kill? When the leader came out to meet Song Wu, he finished his work only a few times. Dare to help Lu, met Ma Jun generals in the north of Fang La, was forcibly pulled off his horse and beheaded. What a song Wu, another knife, just a knife. Song Wu didn't ride a horse, but he had already suffered. The melee knives, Buddhist monk's knives and short knives are not like Guan Sheng's Dashan knives and short knives, but they are solved with one knife. This shell can compete with and be a general. The second killing is enough to prove Song Wu's skill.

Song Wu has a characteristic, very low-key, full of stamina, ruthless, and loves to kill people. Song Wuping is very low-key, so no one knows how strong he is. It seems that Ximen Qing's martial arts has been growing, from killing the Taoist king in the tenth round to killing the fighters, and he is stronger when he meets the strong. Song Wu's ranking is lower than that of Jeikiy and Mars, but Jie Zhen and Jebel can still enter the highest day, while Huang Xin and Sun Li are in trouble. What did you say?/Sorry? Song Wu can often kill his opponent with one knife, which is something that most people can only marvel at. Lu Junyi Guan Chong, a top player, is usually fighting for the opportunity to poke his opponent off the horse. It takes him some time to find his opponent's flaw. Look at the water margin, who can do it? Alone, Song Wu is definitely the first.

From his detailed analysis, it is not difficult to see that Song Wu has several characteristics: First, he is good at foot fighting, not horse fighting; Second, most of the people killed by Song Wu are ordinary or not very strong in martial arts (of course, there are also Fang La Athens); Third, Song Wu dares to fight hard, not desperately, and has strong endurance.

It is not difficult to see that Song Wu is really fierce, but the fierce here refers to martial arts, not going into battle to kill the enemy. If he really goes to fight, Song Wu is still much worse than the people ranked before Bian Xiao.

Of course, when the hero has a bear, Song Wu will also make jokes.

There is a description in the Water Margin: "A rhubarb dog is barking. The soldier was drunk and looking for something. Hate that the dog that drove him just barked, so he drew a Buddhist monk's knife from the sheath of his left hand and strode towards it. The yellow dog barked around the river bank. The soldier cut at the general with a knife, but it was empty. He was so strong that he was top-heavy and fell into the stream, but he couldn't get up. Winter is heaven, and it can't be colder ... dripping water ... just rolling in that stream. "

Everyone is right. Song Wu had a knife, but he was teased by a dog. It is also a joke that the hero who killed the tiger fell into the river in winter and was teased by the dog.

Of course, this was when Song Wu was drunk.

At the same time, it can be seen that he was not drunk when he was in Jingyanggang. If he is drunk, how can he beat the tiger?