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In a word, what is your major?

We are cooking the books.

When you see this sentence, you will know that I am a finance major and an accountant. Although this is just a joke, it does reflect our major.

We all know that accounting is an accounting profession, but it is impossible for us to see the real account books of other companies when we are at school. Usually, the homework left by the teacher is the teacher's own problem. This situation is called "making false accounts".

Because every company's books are the lifeblood of their company, it is impossible for us to read them casually.

Now the questions we write are all in accordance with the teacher's ideas, and the real company account books have never been seen.

Chatting with friends usually means that we are making false accounts, which is really special. As long as we learn to make false accounts, almost everyone can know that we study accounting.

In the past, our English teacher was an old professor, which was quite funny, because she also taught civil engineering students that our accounting major made false accounts and civil engineering moved bricks.