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Paul Zhang seawall in China in 1980s.

In 1980s, a glorious name, Zhang Haidi, aroused strong repercussions in China. Zhang Haidi's deeds are praised everywhere, and Heidi's spirit is promoted everywhere. This girl, who lost two thirds of her body and did not give in to her fate, sang a high-pitched and passionate song of life in her wheelchair, and was praised as "contemporary Paul" and "new Lei Feng in the 1980s". Zhang Haidi became the first national model in China after the reform and opening up.

Zhang Haidi 1955 was born in an intellectual family in Wendeng County, Shandong Peninsula. At the age of 5, he was completely unconscious from the chest down because of spinal hemangioma, and he could not take care of himself. However, Zhang Haidi, physically disabled and determined, did not give up his life, let alone his life. He fought the disease with strong perseverance and determination, and extended his life with diligent study and work. She not only taught herself all the courses in primary and secondary schools, but also taught herself college English. Later, he insisted on learning Japanese, German and Esperanto, and translated 6.5438+0.6 million words of foreign language works and materials. She studied hard and devoted herself to more than a dozen medical books such as human anatomy, internal medicine and acupuncture. She used her medical knowledge and acupuncture technology to treat more than 10 thousand people around her. She also studied radio technology, music, painting, calligraphy and other knowledge and disciplines to serve the people as a skill.

When it comes to the 1980s, no name is more deeply rooted in people's hearts than Zhang Haidi, who has influenced generations in China.

198165438+February, People's Daily reported Zhang Haidi's deeds for the first time. On February 1983 and 1 day, China Youth Daily published a photo of Zhang Haidi and her long self-report, "It's a meteor, so leave light to the world", and published an editorial, "Let the ideal light illuminate the road of life".

March 7th 1983 The Central Committee of the Communist Youth League awarded Zhang Haidi the honorary title of "Excellent Communist Youth League Member", calling on everyone. Heidi studied and learned her spirit of hard work. Comrade Deng Xiaoping wrote an inscription: "Learn from Zhang Haidi and be a new communist party member with ideals, morality, culture and discipline!" Comrade Chen Yun wrote an inscription: "Take Zhang Haidi as an example, study hard and help others enthusiastically, and be the new Lei Feng in the 1980s."

From 65438 to 0983, Zhang Haidi began to engage in literary creation. He translated The Seaside Clinic, Little Miller's Travels and Rebecca's New School successively, and created works of more than one million words, such as Windows Open to the Sky and Life and Dreams in Wheelchairs. Now he is a first-class writer in the literary creation room of Shandong Writers Association.

1993 Zhang Haidi passed the examination and thesis defense, and obtained a master's degree in philosophy from Jilin University. 1994 participated in the Far South Games. 1997 was selected as "the five outstanding disabled people in the world" by NHK in Japan. 1998 so far, he is the chairman of China Disabled Persons' Association. Won the title of national model worker in 2000.

Smiling Sang Lan came to the United States again (female, 20 years old, physically disabled).

Seeing Sang Lan again, Sang Lan, which many Americans care about, is a touching story. This time, she will visit the United States with the China Disabled Art Troupe, recite My Dream in English, and tell people affectionately that she is also the wish of all disabled people-equality and friendship.

Sang Lan, a famous gymnast, is called "King of Vaulting Horse" in China.

However, this was before1June 65438+July 2 1998, and it was the gymnastics competition venue of the 4th Goodwill Games in new york, USA. It was just a pre-competition training and an accident. Sang Lan's unfinished handspring ended her gymnastics career, but she is still "famous" or even more "famous". What makes Sang Lan "famous" is her spirit, her perseverance and her eternal smile.

Helen Keller 1880 was born in mbia, Tuscany, in northern Alabama. When she was one and a half years old, a serious illness deprived her of her sight and hearing, and then she lost the ability to express herself in words. However, in this dark and lonely world, she actually learned to read and speak, and graduated with honors from Radcliffe College in the United States, becoming a well-known writer and educator proficient in five languages: English, French, German, Latin and Greek. She traveled all over the United States and the world to raise money for schools for the blind and devoted her life to the welfare and education of the blind. She has won the praise of people all over the world and won many government awards.

The most important thing for a deaf-mute to learn to read is for out of the dark to move towards the light. From learning to read to learning to read requires more perseverance than ordinary people. Helen observed Miss Sullivan's lips with her fingers and understood her throat trembling, mouth movements and facial expressions with her sense of touch, which was often inaccurate. In order to pronounce a word or sentence well, she has to practice it again and again. Helen never gives in to failure.

From Helen's education at the age of 7 to her admission to Radcliffe College 14, she wrote many letters to her relatives, friends and classmates. These letters either describe what she saw and heard on the trip, or pour out her feelings, and some people repeat a story she just heard, which is very rich in content. When she was in college, many textbooks didn't have Braille, and the contents of the books in her hand had to be spelled by others, so she spent much more time previewing her lessons than other students. While other students were playing and singing outside, she spent a lot of time preparing her lessons.

Helen can achieve such high academic performance in out of the dark not only because of her perseverance, but also because of her teacher Sullivan's follow-up teaching. She said that "the day when my teacher Anne Mansfield Sullivan came to my home was the most important day in my life" and "she liberated my spirit". It was her teacher who taught her to read and know that everything has a name, and it was also the teacher who taught her what an abstract noun like "love" is. Helen became ignorant and surly after her childhood illness and disability, and almost became a hopeless waste. But it is indeed a miracle that she became a literate college student. It can be said that half of this miracle was created by Helen's teacher, Anne Sullivan, and it was the fruit of her lofty dedication and scientific educational methods. No matter what Miss Sullivan teaches Helen, she always tells it clearly with a nice story or a poem. Her educational experience is very rich and her educational methods are different. She never locked Helen in her room for strict classroom education.

Helen overcame the mental pain caused by physical defects with tenacious perseverance. She loves life. She can ride horses, ski and play chess. She also likes theatrical performances and visits museums and places of interest, from which she can gain knowledge. At the age of 2 1, she collaborated with her teacher to publish her first novel, The Story of My Life. In the next 60 years, she wrote 14 books.

Sima Qian

Sima Qian, who was in prison, wrote the great work Historical Records.

Sima Qian is a model of China's ancient history.

Sima Qian (former 145 or former 135 ~? Historians and writers of the Western Han Dynasty. Zichang, Zuo Fengyi, was born in xia yang (now southwest of Hancheng, Shaanxi). Born in the fifth year of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty (BC 145), born in the sixth year of Emperor Jian Yuan of the Han Dynasty (BC 135), the date of death is unknown. Sima Qian 10 years old began to study ancient literature biographies. During Yuan Guang and Yuan Shuo of Han Dynasty, he studied under the modern writer Dong Zhongshu's "The Spring and Autumn Annals of the Ram" and the ancient prose writer Kong Anguo. At the age of 20, he roamed south from Chang 'an, the capital, and traveled all over the Jianghuai Valley and the Central Plains, where he visited local customs and collected legends. Soon, he became a doctor, bodyguard and retinue of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and accompanied him to the Western Seas many times, and sent envoys to Bashu. In the third year of Yuanfeng (BC 108), Sima Tan, the stepfather of Sima Qian, was the official of Taishi, in charge of astronomical calendar and royal atlas, so it depends on the books collected by historians. In the first year of Taichu (BC 104), he signed a calendar with Luo to replace the Zhuan Xu calendar inherited by Qin, and the new calendar adapted to the needs of the society at that time. From then on, Sima Qian began to write historical records. Later, he was convicted, imprisoned and rotted for defending Li Ling who surrendered to Xiongnu. After he was released from prison, he worked as a secretary, continued to write angrily, and finally finished the writing of Historical Records. People call his book Taishi Gongshu. It is the first biography of China, which has a far-reaching influence on later historiography. Historical Records is an excellent literary work with vivid language and vivid image. Sima Qian also wrote a book, Bao Ren 'an, describing his imprisonment and his ambition to write a book, which was praised by all previous dynasties.

Wen Yiduo drunk books

Wen Yiduo is addicted to reading, and he is "drunk" at first sight. On his wedding day, the new house was decorated with lights and colorful, and it was very lively. Early in the morning, relatives and friends came to congratulate each other. Until the bride's sedan chair arrived home, people still couldn't find the groom anywhere. I was so anxious that everyone looked everywhere and found him in the study. He was still wearing an old robe and was fascinated by a book in his hand. No wonder some people say that he can't read, and he will be "drunk" at first sight.

Hua guessed the ledger.

The famous mathematician Hua has a different way of reading. He took a book, didn't read it from beginning to end, but thought for a while, then closed his eyes and meditated. He guessed the layout of the book, then thought about it and opened it. If the author's idea is consistent with his own guess, he will stop reading. The guessing reading method of flowers not only saves reading time, but also cultivates one's thinking and imagination, so as not to make oneself a slave to books.

Hou copied the book.

Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert. On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book, so he decided to copy it back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.

Zhang Guanghou eats books.

Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficient value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again. This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.

Gorky kept the book.

Gorky, a world writer, has a deep affection for books and loves them like life. Once, his room caught fire. The first thing he picked up was a book, and nothing else was considered. He almost burned to death to save the book. He said: "Books enlighten my wisdom and soul and help me stand up in the muddy pond. If it weren't for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and filth. "

Any valuable knowledge I have learned comes from self-study.

Darwin

In the field of observation, opportunities only favor those who are prepared.

Pasteur

Knowledge itself does not tell people how to use it, but the way to use it is outside books.

bacon

Reading all good books is talking to many noble people.

Descartes

Knowledge is as precious as human blood. Without blood, people will be weak; Without knowledge, people's minds will dry up.

Gao Shiqi

Of course, a writer must earn money for living and writing, but he should never live and write for making money.

Marx

I have never made an accidental invention in my life. All my inventions are the result of careful consideration and rigorous experiments.

Edison

Man's value lies in his talent.

Marx

It is much more difficult to turn words into actions than to turn actions into words.

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Don't linger on the established career!

Pasteur

It's never too late to study.

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Less and eager to learn, such as the rising sun; Strong and eager to learn, such as the light of Japan and China; Old and studious, bright as a candle.

Liu Xiang

Reading without thinking is eating without digesting.

Polk

Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous.

Confucius

Positive and unsatisfied are the first conditions for progress.

Edison

Curiosity makes scientists and poets.

France

Don't wait for tomorrow what you do today, and don't wait for others what you do.

Goethe

People with rich knowledge and experience are more likely to produce new associations and unique opinions than those with only one kind of knowledge and experience.

taylor

The wider a person's knowledge, the more perfect he is.

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All wrong knowledge is more dangerous than ignorance.

Shavian

Books have turned me into a happy person and my life into a relaxed and comfortable poem.

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I owe my success to my positive thinking.

newton

Knowledge is power.

bacon

Knowledge is a candle that guides life to the bright and true realm.

Li Dazhao

Books are the ladder of human progress.

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If you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.

Edison

Self-destruction, this is a poisonous snake that corrodes and devours the soul forever. It sucks the fresh blood of the soul and injects the poison of world-weariness and despair.

Marx

Only with the support of great confidence can inventors have the courage to advance in the unknown world.

Balzac

Not knowing is not terrible or harmful. No one can know everything. Terrible and harmful, pretending to know but not knowing.

tolstoy

Success = efforts+correct methods+less empty talk.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

Successful scientists are often people with a wide range of interests. Their originality may come from their erudition. Diversification will make people fresh, while studying in a narrow field for too long will make people stupid.

William Lan Beardmore Beveridge

For everything, only love is the best teacher, which far exceeds the sense of responsibility.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

Patience and perseverance will always be rewarded.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

Patience is the foundation of all wisdom.

Plato

A calm lake can't make a thin sailor; Comfortable environment can't make a great man of the times.

Lebedev

The ideal book is the key to wisdom.

tolstoy

What matters is not the quantity of knowledge, but the quality of knowledge. Some people know a lot, but don't know the most useful things.

tolstoy

Between genius and diligence, I chose diligence without hesitation. She is the midwife of almost all achievements in the world.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

A person who can think is really a person with infinite strength.

Balzac

Life is about seeking new knowledge.

Mendeleev

The more books you read without thinking, the more you will feel that you understand. And the more you read and think, the more clearly you will see how little you know.

Voltaire

I never remember what was printed in the dictionary. My memory is used to remember things that are not in books.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

Learning knowledge should be good at thinking, thinking and rethinking. This is how I became a scientist.

[Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)

No matter what kind of knowledge you have, it is useful for your intelligence. It will throw away useless things and keep good things.

Leonardo da Vinci

Not much knowledge is ignorance; Not used to thinking about whether it is rude or stupid; Without noble sentiments, it is vulgar.

Chernyshevski