Looking for some classic bad jokes

1. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. Banana, who was walking in front, suddenly felt very hot. He said, "It's so hot. I need to take off my clothes." As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana behind fell down.

2. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf effortlessly destroyed the thatched house, the wooden house, and the brick house. The three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but they were still caught up by the big bad wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, "It's up to you." We give up, do whatever you want. At this time, the big bad wolf smiled evilly and said with saliva: "Then tell me where is Little Red Riding Hood?"

3. The soldiers: "Thirsty...thirst..." Cao Cao: "Everyone, please hold on. I've been to this place before, and I remember there's a plum forest nearby. I'll probably be there if I walk for a while." Soldiers: "Oh! There are some plums to eat!" Half an hour later - Cao Ren: "My lord! The team found a lot of water!" Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, did you hear that? We finally have water!" Soldiers: "If you don't go... you must find plums..."

4. It’s hot in summer, so we eat watermelon together in the dormitory. A girl came and asked: "Can I eat it?" The answer was: "You can eat the seeds and keep the watermelon."

5. One day, Xiao Ming, who was in kindergarten, ran to his father. : "Dad, Dad, what rises from the east and sets from the west?" "Well, it's the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a while and said, "Dad, the sun?" "No, no, five." Just those five words!" Dad thought for a long time and couldn't think of it. At this time, Xiao Ming said: "Stupid, it's the sun!"

6. Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked: "We want Where to go?” The first tomato didn’t answer, but the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer yet, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned around slowly and said: "Aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?"

7. One day the national war was in full swing, and the guild leader came to the front line of the prairie in order to boost morale... … The leader of the guild asked: How is the situation? The archer of the regiment reported: Report to the regiment leader! There is an archer from Baisos next to the tent 20 meters ahead, but his accuracy is terrible. He has shot many times in the past few days, but he has not hit anyone. After hearing this, the regiment leader asked: Since we found the enemy's archer, why not kill him? The group member Archer said: Report to the group leader! Okay, do you want them to change it to a more accurate one?

8. This is a late night of staying up late to practice... Warrior: Ah...I'm hungry~ Teammate: Wow! What to do? Priest: OK~ OK~ I’m here! (The priest continues to use the holy words of healing to the warrior) Warrior: Wow...I...I...I just want to tell you that I am going to the alley entrance to buy a bowl of noodles...Priest:...

< p>9. Asong and Abo chatted and told each other that time is not forgiving. A Song: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing I have ever celebrated is Children's Day." A Bai: "In ten years it will be Youth Day." A Song: "In ten years it will be Father's Day." A Bai: "In another ten years it will be Father's Day." It will be the Old People’s Day in a few decades.” Ah Song: “In a few more decades…” Abo: “Qingming Festival.”

10. (I made it up myself) The younger brother of the magic lamp. It's Shen Tong. Who is Shen Tong's younger brother? Answer: Rice Tong

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