3 English jokes

Class, lover and donkey

Professor Tom is going to meet his students the next day, so he wrote on the blackboard: "Professor Tom will meet the whole class tomorrow." After reading the notice, a student felt that he had a chance to show his sense of humor and went forward to erase the "c" in the word "class". The professor noticed the laughter, turned around, walked back, looked at the student, looked at the notice with the "C" erased-calmly stepped forward, erased the "L" in "lass", looked at the stunned student and continued on his way.

Professor Tom is going to see his students the next day, so he writes on the blackboard:? Professor Tom will meet you tomorrow? . A student saw this notice, and thought it was time to show his sense of humor, so he stepped forward and let it go? Class? Are you online? c？ Erase, the professor heard laughter, turned and walked back, looked at the students, looked at the changed notice, and quietly stepped forward to put it? lass？ Are you online? l？ Erase, looked at the stunned student, and the professor walked away.

A letter to God

A little boy needed $50 badly. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then, he decided to write a letter to God and ask for the 50 dollars. When the post office received this letter to the American God, they decided to send it to the President. The president was amused. He instructed his secretary to give the boy a five-dollar bill. The president thought it seemed like a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was so happy with this $5 bill that he sat down and wrote a thank-you letter to God, which read: Dear God, thank you very much for the money you sent. However, I noticed that for some reason, you sent it through Washington, D.C., and as usual, these turkeys kept the tax of $45.

There is a little boy who is in urgent need of 50 dollars. He prayed for this for weeks, but nothing happened. Later, he decided to write a letter and ask God for the 50 dollars. After receiving this letter, the post office thought it would be better to give it to the president. The president was amused, so he instructed his secretary to give the little boy $5 because he thought $5 was too much for a child. The little boy was very happy after receiving the money and sent a thank-you letter to God, which read: Dear God, thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I found that the money was sent through the White House, so as usual, these guys charged me $45 in tax.

traffic accident

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car from the side and knocked him unconscious. Passers-by pulled him out of the wreckage and brought him to life. He started a terrible struggle and the doctor had to sedate him. Later, when he calmed down, they asked him why he was struggling so hard. He said, "I remember the impact, and then there was nothing. I woke up on the concrete floor in front of a huge flashing "shell" sign. Someone is standing in front of S.

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a red light and hit his car from the side. At that time, he was unconscious. Passers-by pulled him out of the car and woke him up. As soon as he woke up, he struggled desperately and finally had to use drugs to calm him down. After a while, he calmed down When asked why he struggled so painfully, he said? I don't know anything after being beaten. When I woke up, I found myself lying on the side of the road, and a huge billboard flashed in front of me? Shells? But someone stopped it? s？ . ?

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