Campus sketch script

Easy to get along with. The stories of some men and women in college male dormitory.

Time: 7: 00pm Location: Boys' Dormitory Characters: Xiao Bing, Xiao Qiang, Fang Fang.

[The curtain rises. There are tables and chairs on the stage, and some chairs are arranged in a row for Xiao C to sleep as a bed. The lights are dim. ]

(Xiao Bing is asleep and snores occasionally. Xiao Qiang walked into the door with a big bag and a set of books in his hand.

Xiao Qiang: Great! I finally found you, and it's worthwhile to work hard! (I can't help kissing the book.

Dad was right. Learning is money, but ... Gee, why is it so dark? No electricity? ..... Oh, dear!

In the darkness, Xiao Qiang tripped over the garbage basket in the corridor again. At this point, little C turned around again and snorted.

Snoring. Xiao Qiang reluctantly endured the pain and carefully moved out of the chair and sat down.

X x "pig head c"! I don't know what happened. Suffering from this man's mental torture is not enough, but also suffering from this physical discount.

Grinding! ... thanks to you! Can give me spiritual comfort! (Turning over a book) (Myopia, lack of light, Xiao Qiang read the book again.

Take out a small flashlight from the bag. Righteousness, more say more excited)

"To be truly happy, you must taste the real pain/you must be real, you must feel it in the real emptiness/you must face life truly, and you must be the most dangerous.

Visit in a dangerous direction/If you really want to go to heaven, you must stay in hell ... "

(While Xiao Qiang was reading excitedly, Xiao C was awakened, turned over in confusion and looked around in panic. When he found Xiao Qiang gnashing her teeth a little.

Teeth sneak up from behind)

Really well written! What a rare thing! (turning pages gently)

"At most, it is the gentleness of bowing your head/shyness like a hibiscus out of water/saying" take care "and saying" take care "/that.

There is sweet sadness in the treasure /Shayonara! (Japanese) "

(Xiao Qiang is intoxicated with it, followed by Xiao C)

Xiao Bing: (sarcastically patting Xiao Qiang on the shoulder) Sha Joonala!

Xiao Qiang: (nodding intoxicated) Shayo Nala! ..... (shocked)! Ghosts! Xiao Qiang threw away the book in panic and hid behind the chair.

Xiao Bing: (angry) You are the ghost! It's getting dark, talking nonsense into the air while others are sleeping! Are you out of your mind? (small

C said as he walked to the door and pressed the lighting system. At this time, all the lights are on. )

Xiao Qiang: (quietly) You ... you are the psycho! It's only after 7 o'clock, so I turn off the lights and sleep, and I have to put the garbage basket almost. ...

Xiao Bing: (interrupting loudly) Oh, is it illegal for me to turn off the lights and go to bed early? Can you control me? There is a World Cup tonight. It is Argentina.

Right ... (kicking a book) Xu Zhimo?

Xiao Qiang: (Awakening, jumping, arguing) Give it to me!

Xiao Bing: (Xiao Qiang in hand) Poetry? 35 yuan is so expensive? Hey, country boy, did you steal it?

Xiao Qiang: (I finally got the book back childishly) I won it by writing a paper!

Xiao Bing: (watching Xiao Qiang cherish books childishly) I am very kind to you! Just some poems! I can do it too!

Xiao Qiang; What? Can you still write poetry?

Xiao Bing: Why is it so difficult? Listen-

"Oh, can I hug you/lover/how can you make me sad/Oh, wait until my heart hurts/if I'm not gentle enough,

I can't share your sadness/Alas, the more you ask, the sadder it gets/You say that I am a crazy foreigner ... "

Xiao Qiang: (I can't listen any more) OK!

Xiao Bing: (pause, proudly) Did you praise it too? Good enough? I haven't published a book yet, otherwise, it will definitely be in short supply.

Ah!

Xiao Qiang: (The more I listen to it, the more excited I am) You … those are rubbish!

Xiao Bing: Oh, how dare you step on me, country boy? Do you need to be beaten?

Xiao Qiang: (Dead Top) Afraid of … you? I'm ... I've had enough of you! valiant ...

Xiao Bing: Joke! "This gentleman"? How do you feel about being a man? Coward as a mouse, mother-in-law, sissy, don't do it.

Women really waste you! I don't know what happened, but I share a dormitory with you! Say you are a man and you are afraid of losing face!

Xiao Qiang: Hello! All right! You ... you think you're okay again? It's rude, the garbage is not taken out, and things are littered. Those socks are torn.

I haven't washed it for days! I ... transferred here for less than a month, and my myopia has deepened by nearly 100 degrees. ...

Xiao Bing: What does that have to do with me?

Xiao Qiang: (childish, wronged) Isn't it because of your snoring that I can't sleep and forced me to get up and take pictures?

Xiao Bing: (Dead Top) That's just a man's … The louder you snore, the more manly you are!

Xiao Qiang: You!

Xiao Bing: I ... I what? Xiao Qiang? It's appropriate for you to change this name! (Xiao Qiang is puzzled) Xiao Qiang-cockroach!

Xiao Qiang: You! You! (trying not to cry) Hum! Good men don't hit women! I'm leaving! (Come back quickly)

Xiao Bing: Let's go, let's go! Go out and cry if you want to cry! Psycho! Living with such a person will make me nervous sooner or later! hey

Ah, my World Cup! Let's hurry for a few hours and have a good sleep first! I was just about to turn to sleep when I heard a knock at the door.

Don't you have a key? What are you arguing about? (Knocking on the door) ... What do you want? You ... You ... Fangfang? ! How come?

Fangfang: (Meanwhile) Excuse me ... Brother Xiao Bing? You ... live here?

Xiao Bing: Hey! ... come on, Fangfang, come in and sit down!

Fangfang: (Looking around, I saw Xiao C hurriedly move the garbage basket to the vicinity of our hiding place, just pretending not to know) This ... is you alone.

Hello?

Xiao Bing: Hey! So, if you have something to say, just say it-no one will hear you! ... I'll get you a cup of tea.

(inches)

Fangfang: (When you see the books on the desk, just flip through them)

"Rare, the night is so quiet/rare, the fire is so warm/more rare, speechless/a pair of ghosts.

Soul ... "(the second half of the speech slows down)

Xiao Bing: (to himself) Lonely soul? This is just a hint that I ... hee hee ... Come on, Fangfang, have tea!

Fangfang: Thank you! Brother Xiao Bing, do you also like poetry?

Xiao Bing: (shaking his head) No … Oh … No, no, I like it, I like it!

Fangfang: Really? Great! ..... (Reciting)

"The gentleness of the bow/the lotus-like shyness of the water that is overwhelmed by the cool breeze ..." (intoxicated, suddenly turned to Xiao Bing) me.

I really like him!

Xiao Bing: (eagerly) What? Do you have a boyfriend?

Fangfang: Hey, he's dead!

Xiao Bing: (sadly) What? You still miss him so much when he's dead?

Fangfang: (First I don't understand, then I smile) Brother Xiao Bing, you are so funny! I mean the poet Xu Zhimo! (pointing to the book)

Xiao Bing: (makes an awkward gesture. See Fangfang not language, test) what's on your mind? Thinking about your boyfriend?

Fangfang: I don't have a boyfriend yet!

Xiao Bing: You don't have a boyfriend?

Fangfang: You don't believe it?

Xiao Bing: Of course not! There's no reason. You're not bad. How come nobody likes you? Or there is, you don't know! ("black tea"

The music in the pavilion sounded. Fangfang is shy, and Xiao C is slowly embarrassed to get close to Fangfang.

Fangfang: (I was about to reply when I suddenly found cockroaches hanging around the garbage basket, which startled me)! ……

Xiao Bing:? Canine teeth ... panic ...

Fangfang: Cockroaches ... Cockroaches ... wolves!

The scene was in chaos. Fangfang panicked, and Xiao Bing picked up a shoe to chase cockroaches. As Fangfang screamed again,

Xiao Qiang greeted)

Xiao Qiang: Fangfang? (With a genial smile, I'm an escort) You ... didn't let that guy take advantage, did you? Don't be afraid, I'm here!

Xiao Bing: (Almost at the same time) (Cockroaches go in and come out again) Done! ... you woman ... what do you want with Fangfang? (small

C holds the heel, and Xiao Qiang moves in slow motion)

Xiao Qiang: It's my turn to ask you what you want! It's not enough to torture me at ordinary times, but also to hurt Fangfang?

Xiao Bing: Hey, country boy! Are you really crazy? Let go of Fangfang!

Xiao Qiang: No way! Fortunately, I came back in time, otherwise ... Fangfang, don't be afraid, I will protect you!

Xiao Bing: With you? I think you're crazy. ...

Fangfang: OK, OK! Stop arguing! Cousin Xiao Qiang, this is a misunderstanding!

Xiao Bing: Cousin? Male ... He is ... (regrets his slip of the tongue)

Xiao Qiang: What misunderstanding? ! If it wasn't for me.

Fangfang: Brother Xiao Bing just helped me fight cockroaches!

Xiao Bing: Yes! Yes! Xiao Qiang ... No ... No ... It's a cockroach ... No, it's ... Oops ... (It's hard to refute)

Xiao Qiang: (to Fangfang) Even if this is a misunderstanding, he is not a good person! Let's go Let's leave here! (Pull Fang Fang to go)

Fangfang: No! (whispering near Xiao Qiang) He's a good man! Last time on the road, my bike broke down, and he helped me fix it.

ok； He is also very enthusiastic about helping our club, and ...

Xiao Bing: (sadly) No, no! Unexpectedly, my first love ... if I had known Fangfang was his cousin, I would have ... gone.

La! Alas, if Fangfang can come back to me, I will have to wash my socks, take out the garbage and sleep without snoring every day. What happened?

What do you mean? Alas, Fangfang!

Xiao Qiang: (sneaking up) Pull ... You're right!

Xiao Bing: What's the use?

Xiao Qiang: (Giving money to women) There is no absolute thing!

Xiao Bing: (wakes up) Ah, Xiao Qiang, so … I …

Xiao Qiang: You are usually a big guy, but according to Fangfang, you are a passionate person.

Xiao Bing: (Sorry) I also know that I am not good to you at ordinary times, so please … don't blame me! In fact, you are also very patient.

Be careful.

Xiao Qiang: (a little embarrassed) In fact, I also know that I am a little old-fashioned and always nagging …

Xiao Bing: (smiling) Not really! Weren't you very manly just now? (Xiao Qiang is a bit, too.

Embarrassed smile)

When Fangfang heard this, she couldn't help laughing. Then turn around and pick up the garbage.

Xiao Bing and Xiao Qiang: Hey Fangfang, what are you doing?

Fangfang: Nothing. I just don't want to stay in the same room with those cockroaches anymore. I just want to "do one thing at a time" ...

Xiao Bing and Xiao Qiang: (immediately knowing) Oh! * * * one room! I'll do it! I'll do it!

Fangfang: (happily) OK!

Xiao Bing and Xiao Qiang: (Then, push each other) You go! You go! ……

Fangfang: (nervously) Hey, what's wrong with you? Wasn't that good just now? you

Xiao Bing and Xiao Qiang: Give and take!

Fangfang really can't help them! Three people smiled knowingly! )

[Curtain falls]

Hehe, does loving school life count?