English joke: the climate of New Zealand.

Teacher: Matthew

What's the climate like in New Zealand?

Matthew: Very cold.

sir

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But

Sir! The meat they send us is always frozen! The climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what's the climate like in New Zealand?

Matthew: Sir, the weather there is very cold.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! The pork shipped from there is frozen hard.

pay attention to

Frozen past participle

gelid

Frozen stiff

frostbite

[beauty] (facts, truth, etc) is irrefutable.

frozen food

frozen food

Stick candy

Popsicle

Frozen sucker

Frozen fruit salad

Iced fruit salad