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Seat adjustment composition
It's been a week since the end of the monthly exam, and the results were announced a few days ago. Everyone is curious about when to adjust the seats. After waiting for several days, I finally changed my seat in the last class this afternoon.
This seat adjustment is still based on the results of this monthly exam. Students in front of the class 14 can be team leaders and have the right to choose team members. I am a member of Class B, so I can sit at the same table with the group leader, depending on which group leader can choose me. The higher the ranking of the team leader, the priority is to have the right to choose. If the last few team leaders, they may not be able to choose the right team members.
The teacher first asked the group leader to write his name on the corresponding position on the blackboard, and then selected the group members in turn according to their ranking in the class. Suddenly I was called up and stood in the corridor with other students, waiting for the group leader to choose. At this point, my heart is full of expectations. Who will be my new deskmate? I was also nervous when I saw several students selected by their new deskmates and happily walked back to their seats. There are not many students left, so I'm afraid I'll be the last one.
After a long time, when it was Dong Xiangyi's turn to choose a team member, I was silent for a while, and then I called my name. Finally, I have landed, and naturally I can't say how happy I am. No matter who you sit at the same table with, don't be disturbed by any external factors and stick to the right path.
After changing my position, I returned to the seat in row 1 when I first started school. There is a great advantage here. You don't have to worry about not reading the words on the blackboard clearly and not hearing what the teacher said in class.
If you want to have the right to choose your deskmate, you must strive for the position of group leader in order to have more priority. Therefore, I must strive for the position of team leader.
In Chinese class, we just finished learning the text of "doing the experiment for the first time", and the teacher made us an interesting little game. The little game ended, but it gave us another surprise. Let me tell you about it.
The teacher said to us, "Now, let's play a little game. Let's exchange seats with each other. One group and four groups go to two groups and three groups, and the first three rows sit in the back three rows. Now let's discuss where to sit in the group. " If everyone meets, make way. If everyone doesn't give in to each other, the classroom will become a mess. "
I had a discussion with three other team members. He Yifei said that we were sitting in the penultimate third and fourth row of the fourth group. I looked at that seat and then at the seats in the first group. I thought, let's do as He Yifei did.
The teacher clapped three hands and all the voices in the classroom stopped. The teacher said, "I'll play a piece of music. As soon as the music stops, you should act immediately."
When the music stopped, our whole class took action. During the action, no one quarreled, and everyone sat in other people's seats. The teacher said, "Students, are you all seated?"
We answered loudly, "Sit tight."
The teacher immediately said, "The seat you are sitting in now is your seat these days. Let's pack up quickly. "
"Great!" "Change seats!" The students brought all their things to their new seats in this excited cry.
This seat adjustment is really a different seat adjustment. I really hope that the method of seat adjustment is different every time. That would be great.
The new semester has begun, so we have to rearrange our seats and adjust the seats in the Olympic Mathematics class. I'm worried. Can my deskmate Wang xx continue to sit with me this time?
Wang xx is my good deskmate. He is handsome, with round head and face, high nose, black hair and angular mouth. He is not only handsome, but also excellent in character and knowledge. Every time he takes the Olympic math exam, he is the top three in his class. This is the result of his usual hard work. He is very concerned about his classmates. Any question you don't understand, as long as someone asks, will patiently explain it to you. When the class was over, all the other students went out to play, but he was still sitting in the classroom watching Olympic math exercises or helping poor students review their lessons. His family is not rich, and his parents are laid off, so they open a small shop to make a living. He is very sympathetic to the hard work of his parents. He wants to repay his parents with excellent academic performance. I always take him as an example and regard him as an example for me to learn.
How can I bear to be separated from such a good deskmate? So, I secretly calculated in my mind that I must continue to sit at the same table with Wang xx.
On the day of arranging seats, the teacher asked us to line up in two rows outside the classroom according to the size. I found Wang xx standing in the eleventh place in the first column. I soon stood in the eleventh place in the second column. We both smiled at each other and shook hands in a friendly way. I'm so happy. I'm waiting to walk into the classroom with Wang xx and become my deskmate again. However, something unexpected happened. Why is there one less person in front of Wang xx? He rose from eleventh to tenth. This change, boy, behind him stood the most famous naughty poplar in the class. I can never sit with poplars! What shall we do? At this moment, Wang X standing in front of me said that he was holding his urine. God help me! I quickly said, "X, I'll save a place for you. Hurry to the toilet and be careful to pee your pants! " "Wang XXX hurried to the bathroom.
I don't need to say the next thing-Wang xx and I are deskmates again.
After the exam, our team set up a new group, each group consists of two pairs of mentoring. After thinking for a long time, my good friend and I patted the board and formed a study group together. Because we are the first group, we are the first group.
At today's class meeting, the class teacher announced an exciting news: transfer seats! I thought it was arranged in grouping order, but it wasn't. Ranked again by grades. Fortunately, my good friend and I joined hands and successfully ranked first. My good friend and I arranged to sit in the second row.
Unfortunately, when Mr. Sun asked us to go up and choose seats, we found it was not feasible. Because we still want to sit in the first row in the middle, Mr. Sun didn't agree to sit in the second row, but recommended the first row and the last row to us. We looked at each other, eyes full of what, the last row forget it! Seeing that we were not very happy, the class teacher reluctantly let us sit in the third row. After we exchanged glances n times, we said together: the first row. Then, the teacher asked us to discuss who should be the team leader. We exchanged glances again. Can we be team leaders together? I asked carefully. This teacher Sun probably didn't expect us to think so, and we were all silent. Why not let Zhong Wanning? The teacher asked slowly, Wang Yahui is the representative of math class, and his task is heavier at ordinary times. My friend's eyes flashed with disappointment, and then she filled out the seating chart and walked off the platform with me.
This group is self-assembled. I believe we can be better, and the first group will always be the first!
Yesterday, our class changed seats. It was in the third English class in the afternoon. After dictating the words in Unit 1 to us, teacher Li said, "Students, let's adjust our seats." Teacher Li transferred several students first, and suddenly the teacher had a flash of light and said, "How about this?" Let's all go out and line up according to size. Girls stand in a row and boys stand in a row. " What a big collective "exchange blood"! Unfortunately, I was transferred to the last table because I was tall.
When I got home, I told my mother about changing seats today. After listening, my mother asked me, "Did you see the blackboard clearly?" I replied, "There are no words on the blackboard today." Mom added, "Then you can try to go to school tomorrow and see if you can read the words on the blackboard clearly. If you really can't see clearly, you can talk to the teacher. " I said, "Oh, I see."
After finishing my homework and watching TV at night, my mother said to me, "Li, can you read the subtitles under the TV?" I looked hard and said, "I can't see clearly." Mom added: "Keep your eyes open and believe in yourself!" After being said by my mother, I really earned my eyes and saw it clearly, so I said excitedly, "Mom, I saw it clearly!" " "Mom said," that's right. Believe in yourself in everything. You can do it! " "
When I arrived at school today, Miss Li said, "Your seats will be changed every two weeks as before." My heart suddenly settled down and I didn't have to tell the teacher about the seat adjustment. When the bell rang, I saw the Chinese teacher Gao come into the classroom. The Chinese teacher wrote a lot of blackboard writing, and I suddenly remembered what my mother said to me: You have to believe in yourself! So, I opened my eyes and looked at it carefully. The result was clear.
It seems that Gankun's move has developed my potential and my eyes have been exercised. Finally, I can see the words on the blackboard clearly, because I believe in myself!
This afternoon, when we were sitting in the classroom, the Chinese teacher came in with a watch in his hand. She went to the podium and said, "Let's adjust our seats today." After listening to the teacher, we were all very happy. I silently wondered who my new deskmate would be.
The way the teacher changed seats this time is very fresh and interesting. We were grouped according to the results of the final exam. The teacher divided us into four abcd groups, and the students in group A got the best grades. The teacher read the names of students in group A first, then let them walk to the podium, and then read the names of students in group B, including me. I'm so happy. I'm in group B! Xiao Ran followed me, and then the teacher read the names of students in Group C and Group D. The teacher first divided four people into one group, and there were three girls and one boy in our group. Finally, the teacher also divided the students with poor test scores into a group with the teacher. Our whole class is curious about how students can still be in the same group as teachers. The teacher said earnestly, "This will help these students with poor academic performance to improve their academic performance, and they will not be in the teacher's group when their grades are not counted down." After listening to the teacher, we all understood and nodded respectively. The teacher also said that 14 students can be the leader of a four-person group before the final exam. We are all very happy after listening to it, and we all want to make every effort to advance 14.
This seat adjustment is very, very special, and we feel very fresh because we used to take things with us. This time, in order to improve our academic performance, the teacher inspired us by adjusting our seats. Really well-intentioned!
I will study hard and try to be a group leader.
Changing seats Composition 7 Our class changes seats every two weeks. When changing seats, several families are happy and several families are sad!
There are always several well-informed people in our class who can get the news in advance. No, when class was over, a student ran into the classroom and said loudly, "We'll change seats next class!" " "The news exploded in the classroom like a bomb, and the classroom was filled with noise. Everyone is talking noisily, and I pray silently in my heart, hoping to meet a good deskmate with me this time.
In the third class, the Chinese teacher came in. I was worried that the teacher would not adjust my seat, and my heart suddenly mentioned my throat. Then, the teacher asked our class to change seats in groups first. Then I adjusted the seats of individual students. I can't believe that Li and I became deskmates again one day. Although his performance is not very outstanding compared with the original deskmate, Chen Pinpin is not very lucky because my seat has moved forward by one row. Liang and those with learning difficulties became deskmates. Several students screamed: "Chen Pinpin, don't go!" But Chen Pinpin did not refuse, but packed his schoolbag and sat quietly in a new position. I have some secret admiration for her.
Some students are in high spirits for their new deskmates, and their faces are full of smiles. Some students are expressionless and don't know whether they are happy or sad; Some students are obviously unhappy because they left their former good partners. Everyone is sitting in their new seats. I looked around and wondered about the fate of my best friend. Except Zhao Chutong sitting in the last row and Li Xinli sitting on the left in the third row, most of them are fine. My old deskmate is sitting with Wang Yingci. I looked around and found that the adjusted seats were actually arranged according to the groups of students. Whether satisfied or not, what is done is done, and everyone can only let nature take its course.
No matter who my deskmate is, I will listen carefully and do the questions carefully.
Changing Seats Composition 8 In the next semester of Grade Five, Mr. Huang made a "wise and great" decision (5 1 class) that attracted worldwide attention-changing seats!
The news came like a bolt from the blue, and I was shocked at once. At that time, my deskmate was the monitor of our class-Zhang Binghui. Zhang Binghui is a lively and lovely, cheerful and helpful beauty. I don't want to lose such a good deskmate. But Mr. Huang's attitude was firm, so I had to act according to the purport.
"Wang Yuxi and Li Yongzhi are sitting in the second row, group four!" Teacher Huang speaks.
I (+n+)~ dizzy! I can't believe I am sitting with a boy. No, we quarreled right after class. The reason is that Li Yongzhi surpassed the "38th parallel" in class and occupied my position, so I couldn't finish my homework. I am so angry!
"Ah! Over the line! " I said to Li Yongzhi.
"Ah?" He replied.
"Over the line!" I said.
"Oh, what did you say? My ears are not working well recently. " He replied.
My patience is limited, so I have to use my unique skill: tickle! Because I know everyone is ticklish, so, "Hehe ……" I reached out to tickle him, and he moved to his position with a smile. I didn't stop tickling him until I completely moved to his site.
"You are a shameless person." He said.
"Well, with thick-skinned people, you haven't become shameless."
"Ha ha ha!" We laughed together again.
In this way, Li Yongzhi became my deskmate. Now, our "battle" continues. However, we supervise each other and learn from each other, while "fighting" and learning!
Last Friday morning, our class ushered in the first "seat adjustment storm". The seat ranking was based on our class's ranking in the first monthly exam. Teacher Xie divides ABCD into four categories and arranges them according to everyone's class ranking.
First, start the ranking of category a. Class A is the top of the class 12, and all of them have become team leaders. "Zhao Yuxuan, the leader of the second group, and Liu Xinyang, the leader of the third group ... Now please stand in the back, and we will start to talk about Class B. Later, the group leader can choose Class B, which includes Bian Yibo and Yang Zichen ..." I thought, "Class B doesn't have me, so I guess it's Class C." Sure enough, when I read Class C, I saw my name. I was suddenly disheartened, but the reality is so cruel that I can only resign myself to fate now. Suddenly, the voice of "I choose Ge Shuyu" reached my ears. I looked around to see who had chosen me as an "unfortunate child". I saw that it was Liu Xinyang. I thought, great! I was worried that no one would want me, but the third schoolmaster in my class chose me, and my grades will definitely be taken up by her. Finally, it's time to discuss the table.
It's time to change tables Teacher Xie asked who had a good idea. But no one in the class could say it, and finally Mr. Xie came up with a way. Everyone is scrambling to move the table. Although Mr. Xie has figured out a way, it is still difficult to move. I also joked: "Now 18 class is stuck in traffic." The students around laughed.
Although I didn't become the team leader this time. But I will definitely work hard under the leadership of the team leader, go to Class B, and then work hard to go to Class A ... Sooner or later, I will impress the students who study well.
The seat composition 10 tells you that I have long wanted to sit. After sitting with my deskmate for a semester, my deskmate wants to change seats. Of course, I have the same idea. But today, the head teacher made our wish come true. Now listen to me slowly.
This morning, after the first class, the head teacher told us, "OK, let's change seats now." Everyone is ecstatic, of course, I am no exception, but my deskmate Zhou Zhiyuan is ten thousand times happier than me, and I don't know why. Who cares, it is a good thing to change seats now, thinking: how will the teacher change seats?
Then the teacher pointed to the first column of our third group and said, "Liang Qiongcen moved to the second group. The teacher pointed to my deskmate and said," Zhou Zhiyuan moved to the fourth group. As soon as the teacher's voice dropped, she heard the students say with one voice, "Whoops …". The students stood up and began to move the table. The classroom squeaked and moved the table, and it was moved in less than five minutes. I found that from the original four groups to three groups, the distance between groups became closer. At this moment, I heard someone say in a low voice, "This is not changing seats, this is just changing seats. "I found that the table for two people suddenly became a table for three people, and I thought, isn't this really like the meaning of' three people must learn from each other'? I looked at my former deskmate and moved to the fourth group to sit side by side with two female classmates. I saw him with a reluctant face. I snickered to myself and smiled. I transferred to the second group and tied with Li Zaixi. So my deskmate and I parted. Although there is a road in the middle, we will discuss the problem as usual when we encounter problems.
The teacher just shared our seats. It's really different!
Changing seats composition 1 1 What students hate most is changing seats frequently, but I was really changed again shortly after the start of this semester. I don't know what happened to the new head teacher, Mr. Chen. I just changed my math teacher this semester and was transferred today. Although I have thought about changing my seat at ordinary times, this sudden arrival really made me a little uncomfortable and disappointed. I suddenly feel like a deflated balloon, and I am not happy at all.
In the morning, Huang Yuting spoke at the same table in class, but Teacher Chen said to me very seriously, "You change seats with Huang Yuting." At first glance, I was caught off guard. At the first sight of sitting with Ren Zerong, I felt a little hairy: "He is also a talkative person. In this way, I often can't help talking. He studies badly! I fell down. " Then, there was another burst of dissatisfaction in my heart: "God, are you deaf?" Or poor eyesight? Why did you let me change my seat? "I think I changed four or five deskmates in a semester when I was in grade one. Later, I sat with Ye for more than two years. Last year, I switched to Liu Yu, but because we love to talk, we only stayed at the same table for a week. As a result, we switched back, so we stayed at the same table with Ye for more than three years. Speaking of Ye, this person is nice and quiet, mainly because of her good academic performance, which can inspire me to study. We have never quarreled much, and now we are going to part. I feel a little unspeakable in my heart. I stared at Mr. Chen with puzzled and dissatisfied eyes, full of hope that the teacher could "be lenient", but the teacher is like a statue, forget it, change it! I had to change my seat silently.
I think if you change seats, why not make a two-way choice? Each student can choose a favorite classmate as a deskmate. As long as two people agree, they can sit together and become deskmates as they wish. If possible, then I will choose Chen or! However, in order not to delay the study because of fun, we will negotiate to make a "gentleman's agreement": observe discipline, don't talk nonsense in class, supervise each other and abide by it together. How nice it would be!
Teacher, can you listen to our idea of changing seats?
Changing Seats Composition 12 This morning, Teacher Xie said that physical education class couldn't come in the fourth quarter, and he had to change his seat and team leader.
In the fourth class, Teacher Xie will adjust the seats. The seats have changed a lot, and the team leader and team members have to be redistributed. The group leader is 12 student before the exam this month. As a student of 13, I missed the position of team leader perfectly. The captains stood in the back. This time, they will choose the team members, that is, us. As a member of Class B, I was first selected by the team leader. The team leader is selected from 1 to 12 according to the ranking. We stood in front of these group leaders, waiting to be elected. At first, several team leaders were hesitant and didn't know which one to choose as a team member. In the back, fewer and fewer people can choose, and the speed of choice is getting faster and faster. I was chosen by CiCi to be a member of his team.
Next, the rest are gradually selected. Because it is stipulated that a group can only have three boys, some members of the group have to be exchanged with members of another group, which has caused many jokes. In the end, only seven students were left who were not selected by any group leader. They are the teachers' group, sitting in the last row. Teacher Xie said that he would turn them from a small fishing village into a big city.
Seat selection is over, and the next step is seat selection. Or the leader who is the first in the exam has priority. After a while, the seats were almost adjusted. I sit in the middle right position. It doesn't matter whether the position is good or not, so I'm not worried about my sitting posture.
Next, we moved the table. The first league moved the table out and we began to switch places. All I have to do is move my desk back one row. It's too simple.
Soon, changing seats will be over.
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