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What are the origins of Germany and Austria?
During the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Germany was a part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. In later history, Austria broke away from Germany. During Nazi Germany,
Hitler also incorporated Austria into the German territory. After World War II, Austria became independent again.
The border between Austria and Germany is inhabited by the same German nation. If you are not careful, you will not find a clear boundary. Nevertheless,
Austrians are still proud of being Austrian, and they can't accept the fact that they are related to Germany.
A few years ago, the author went to a small city in Austria to sell electric motors. After the negotiation, the company found a young man to send me to Vienna.
Upon arrival, the young man enthusiastically suggested going to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. Talking all over the world, I said: Austria speaks German.
It's hard to understand. Unexpectedly, the young man suddenly said with a straight face, we are not speaking German, but Austrian. We have many languages and German.
The difference. Knowing that we touched the taboo of his national pride, we quickly crossed this line.
Austrians, especially Viennese, look down on Germans. After eating fast food in a small restaurant, I was busy checking the map and looking for other scenic spots so that I could pick them up at night.
See more places before the train goes back to Germany. Seeing a lady next to me, I took the opportunity to ask. The lady gave me a detailed answer, but her face was not.
Lack of pride in Vienna. In addition, ask me about my behavior, and I will answer that I am German. Ask her if she has also traveled to Germany? The woman replied: If
You live in Vienna, what else is there to see in Germany? I despise it. When she left, the woman said gloomily, I hope to go to China when I have saved enough money.
Travel once. Hearing this, I feel proud of being a China person again. Although all she wants to see is left by our ancestors, no
This is the glory of our contemporary people, but it was left by the ancestors of China people.
The above social situation always reminds me of other jokes: joke 1: German seventh-grade students choose to learn a second foreign language, and some learn French. Teaching French
French is the most beautiful language in the world, just like music. The whole class burst into laughter. Joke 2: Goodbye Brothers Grimm.
It is strange that a French student can't speak German for a long time in Germany. The student proudly said: German is the language spoken by Ma Cai. Green was very angry.
But I replied humorously: Oh, now I understand why the donkey can't talk. These jokes once again show that national pride is the same as human beings.
Nature.
Switzerland, on the other hand, lives between countries. On the border with Germany, people speak German, which Germans can't understand, Austria can't understand, and Switzerland.
People don't understand it themselves. Children are influenced at school and speak with an accent. When I got home, my parents did not understand. This family speaks English, French,
German is a common thing.
The Dutch all speak German, although they try not to. Dutch is also very similar to German, and some Germans insist that Dutch is a language.
German with a strong local accent. However, when you meet a Dutchman, don't speak Dutch like you speak German, or you will get the cold shoulder. lotus
Lan people will say: Dutch is Dutch. Just like when you meet a Korean: Korean names are all in Chinese. What is "Kim Dae-jung"?
"Jeong-cheol Lee" and so on. Smart people should not read business cards and comment on the Chinese characters on them, which will always remind them of Xue's crusade.
History. As far as Germany is concerned, so is the Dutch mentality. In all fairness, the Netherlands is the Netherlands. As a country, the Netherlands has its own.
Its own characteristics cannot be compared with Austria. However, like Belgium and Luxembourg, the Dutch economy and society are greatly influenced by Germany.
The influence of. When Germany's economy went wrong, these neighboring countries swayed with it.
The national language of Belgium is Flemish, but not many people speak it officially. Talking to taxi drivers in Belgium, or do you want to?
Ask him if he speaks English, French or German. I met a Belgian tool dealer in my business. He drove to Germany to pick up the goods. Go to the warehouse
When Kourou told him about all the official languages in Belgium, the scholar said angrily, Damn it, we have to learn English, French and German well.
Waiting for them, but they didn't learn Flemish. Just after that, when he saw the intersection of civil engineering, he poked his head out in words more fluent than the author.
Language asked German local migrant workers: Kann ich durchfahren? Is this the right way? After that, he looked at me and couldn't help it.
make a bitter smile
Luxembourg is a small country with only one grand canyon. Tourists pass by and there is no need to stay. People's Congress of Luxembourg
Can speak many languages, such as English, French, German and so on. Does Luxembourg have its own national language? Please let us know if there are any netizens who know.
At that time, there was no Schengen visa in Europe. You can get a visa from any of these countries and go to the Benelux countries.
Some modern German young people are more accepting of the outside world and think they are Germans. In the same office, Mr. Holzgraber in his thirties.
Young people are also handsome. Fluent in English, French and Italian. Most of his salary is spent on traveling, and he goes to Paris and Rome at least once a year.
Learning a foreign language is also the reason. One day, he told me that there are nearly ten people who know Germany. Because he can speak a foreign language, he took the delegation to France and Italy at no cost to him.
I said this is a good thing, why not do it? He said he wouldn't do it because these people are too old-fashioned and affect his image. On another occasion, the gentleman said after a trip to Paris:
It's only nine o'clock in the morning in the hotel, and the French are talking loudly in the corridor. I asked: What can I do? He said: I curse them in French. I said, why not?
English or German? He said: I don't want them to know that I am a foreigner. The subtext is that I don't want them to know that he is German.
Do you know that?/You know what? Many more French people can speak some German than some English.
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