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A man told a woman that wine and meat had passed through his intestines. What does the Buddha mean by staying in his heart?
"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha pays attention." This sentence by the monk Jigong is often used by some people as a shield, which becomes an "ironclad proof" that you can eat meat and drink at will.
So it really doesn't make sense for this man to say this to a woman. There are two possibilities.
1, he is deliberately joking, using such humorous words to adjust the atmosphere and make women happy.
This man is making excuses for his extravagance.
In short, please feel it with your heart. For this kind of joke, you'd better laugh it off and don't think too much.
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