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My wife is the ghost king 166.

My wife is the ghost king 165.

The old man's next action confirmed my guess. He lovingly stroked Xiaohua's beautiful waterfall-like hair and said, "Daughter, you are back at last!" "

Xiaohua couldn't bear it any longer. She plunged into the old man's arms and burst into tears.

The old man patted Xiao Hua on the back, with pity and a bit of blame, and said, "Why is such a big man and a ghost king still crying like a little girl?" If those underworld officials see this, they won't laugh at you! "

Xiaohua choked: "In front of dad, Xiao He would rather be a little girl who will never grow up!" "

The old man smiled and said, "I can't promise this." I have retired from the position of the ghost king. If you don't do it, how can I explain it to heaven? "

Xiao Hua coquetry way: "I don't care! In short, my daughter just wants to be her father's niece, not the ghost king! "

The old man laughed and said, "You child!" He patted Xiaohua on the shoulder again and then looked up at me.

I quickly greeted the old man and said, "Hello, Yue, no, I am. Hello, Lord Fengdu Emperor! My name is Xiao Yang! "

I wanted to call him "father-in-law", but on second thought, Xiao Hua and I didn't get his consent when we got married, and he originally wanted to betroth Xiao Hua to the eldest son of King asura, so my son-in-law was not justified. I'm afraid calling him "father-in-law" rashly will make him very unhappy. It's safer to call him "Lord Fengdu Emperor".

However, my wife is quite dissatisfied with my safety. She turned to me and said, "Xiao Yang, what do you mean? When I met my father, I called him "Lord Fengdu Emperor" instead of "father-in-law". Do you still look down on my little wife? "

"I ... this ... your father ..." What Xiaohua said made my mind a mess and my speech became tongue-tied. Ghost girl cctop

Fengdu Emperor stared at me and asked, "Are you Xiao He's husband?"

"I don't ..." Fengdu Emperor's eyes sparkled, staring at my heart straight hair, almost subconsciously blurted out "I'm not".

At this time, Xiaohua gave me an encouraging look full of love, calmed my mood, raised his head and took courage, and said frankly to Fengdu Emperor, "Yes, I am Xiaohua, ah no, Xiaolian's husband."

Fengdu Emperor looked me up and down as if frowning discontentedly. "Are you just a mortal?"

Fengdu Emperor's words made me feel like a billionaire despising his poor son-in-law. I immediately lost half my strength and replied weakly, "Yes, I am just a mortal."

Fengdu Emperor said, "You are a mortal. How can you be with my little lotus?" ? People and ghosts are different ways! If God knew, he would certainly intervene. "

"I ..."

Fengdu Emperor said that "people and ghosts go different ways", which was like a blow to the head and almost made me faint.

Ever since I learned that my wife is a ghost king, I have always felt that having a wife who is a ghost king in hell is both a surprise and a blessing, and I am deeply impressed by her powerful ability. I just didn't expect that since my wife is the ghost king, being a mortal is absolutely not allowed to be with me. As Fengdu Emperor said, people and ghosts have different paths. People and ghosts can't be together, even if this ghost is the ghost king of hell.

Now, Fengdu Emperor has thrown out the fact that I can't escape, which makes me wake up and have to face this cruel reality.

What shall we do? I love Xiaohua deeply, and Xiaohua loves me deeply. If we want to separate, it is absolutely impossible. But if we don't part, we will be haunted by ghosts and won't get God's permission. Moreover, Xiao Hua is also the king of the underworld. If God knew that the king of the underworld was with a mortal, he would certainly interfere.

For a long time, I couldn't think of a solution, so I had to ask Fengdu Emperor for advice and said, "My little husband really doesn't know what to do. I still hope Lord Zhang Yue can give me some advice. "

Fengdu Emperor was about to speak, but Xiaohua spoke first. "Dad, I'd better discuss things with Xiao Yang later. The urgent task is to drive people out of the underworld and restore the original order of the six divisions in the wheel of karma. You see, Nie Shuang and Chu's people are still in a coma. "

Xiao Hua said, and will be in a coma on the ground, was ravaged by the undead NieShuang showed Fengdu Emperor.

When Fengdu Emperor saw it, he said, "Look at me, an old man. I am old and forget everything. " He looked at Nie Shuang's injury and said, "Don't worry, it's not very difficult for Nie Shuang to cure this minor injury."

Xiao Hua also showed Fengdu Emperor his waist stabbed by the magic weapon: "And your daughter was also stabbed by the magic weapon God."

Seeing that his daughter was injured, Rao Fengdu Emperor experienced a lot of storms, but he was still flustered: "Xiao He, what happened to this wound? Does it still hurt? "

Xiaohua said, "Didn't I just tell you? My wound was stabbed by the magic emperor, and now it doesn't hurt much, but it's not so fast. "

Fengdu Emperor lovingly touched her daughter's wound and said, "Xiao He, it's really hard for you!" After a pause, Fengdu Emperor suddenly thought of something and said loudly, "Impossible!"

Xiao Hua asked inexplicably, "What is impossible?"

Fengdu Emperor said, "How did you get stabbed by the magic emperor? You are a proud disciple of Hong Jun's bodhi old zu. With your skill, even if the four magic emperors join hands, they may not be able to defeat you. How can you be stabbed by the magic emperor now? "

Xiao Hua said, "If I hadn't been cursed by the Big Four Mundus, I would have completely defeated them. Just a magic emperor can't hurt me more. "

"What?" Fengdu Emperor asked in surprise, "Are you cursed by the four emperors?"

"yes." Xiao Hua nodded and said, "On the way to rescue the ten generations of Yanjun, I accidentally fell into the sneak attack trap of the four magic emperors, so that they successfully cast spells on me. Otherwise, with my magic, my injury would have healed long ago, and there is no need for your father to worry. "

"alas." Fengdu Emperor listened to Xiao Hua and said gloomily, "Even you are cursed by Mundus, and now we are in trouble."

Xiaohua asked in surprise, "Dad, what do you mean? Even you are under the spell of being sleepy? "

Fengdu Emperor waved and said, "This is no place to talk. Come with me first. " Fengdu Emperor said, and told me to carry Nie Shuang, while he helped Xiaohua and took me to a big house similar to the office of the ancient emperor.

"This is" bian's office, responsible for the supervision of the city of death. Bian is gone, and Chu and I live here. " Fengdu Emperor introduced the big house to us.

The area of this big house is about 100 square meter. Whether it is the glazed tiles on the roof, the pillars supporting the roof, or the tiles on the ground, it is shocking blood red. The sculpture and decoration of this big house are very similar to the Gan Qing Palace in the Forbidden City, which is full of the emperor's domineering.

Fengdu Emperor first asked me to put Nie Shuang on the ground, and then he made the same action as when Xiao Hua saved the king's wheel, putting a shining hand on Nie Shuang's forehead. After only a quarter of an hour, Nie Shuang, who almost ran out of oil and lamps, regained his vitality and appeared in front of us in high spirits.

As soon as Nie Shuang recovered, he immediately knelt down and said to Fengdu Emperor, "Xiao Nie Shuang, come and meet Fengdu Emperor!"

Fengdu Emperor waved and said, "don't bother. Get out of the way first, and then I'll discuss something important with you after I've healed Master Lotus. "

Nie Shuang replied: "I know." Later, I really stood respectfully, waiting for Fengdu Emperor to give the order.

Fengdu Emperor said to Xiaohua, "Xiao He, come and wait for your father to help you heal."

Xiaohua nodded and obediently walked beside Fengdu Emperor. Fengdu Emperor put his still shining finger on Xiaohua's wound, and the wound healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

While helping Xiaohua heal, Fengdu Emperor said, "Now I only have the ability to help others heal."

Xiao Hua asked, "Father, are you cursed by the magic emperor?"

Fengdu Emperor nodded and said, "Yes, as soon as the four magic emperors caught me, they immediately enchanted me, making me unable to use magic. It's just that I'm a little luckier than you, and I still have a little healing power left. Otherwise I can't help you and Nie Shuang. "

Xiao Hua gnashed her teeth and said, "I will never let them go after what the magic emperor has done to us!"

I said, "Xiaohua, it's no use being angry. You and your father-in-law have lost their magic. What can you do with the four magic emperors? "

Obana Fengdu Emperor listened to me silently, bowed their heads and said nothing.

After a while, Fengdu Emperor asked Xiaohua, "Xiaolian, did you have a good time on earth?"

Xiao Hua said, "Of course I have a good life. No one forced me to marry asura King's eldest son, and I found my own truth. Do you think I am doing well? "

Fengdu Emperor said, "It will be fine. I was extremely worried after you left the underworld. "

"Are you worried about me?" Xiao Hua suddenly changed his face. "If you really worry about me, you shouldn't force me to marry the eldest son of King asura. A twisted melon is not sweet. You naively think that after I marry the eldest son of King asura, I can secure the position of the ghost king of hell with the help of the power of the Asura world. Who knows that the Asura world is in league with the underworld? They used you to force me to leave hell, so as to occupy it. Therefore, you are mainly responsible for the decline of hell to this point today, Lord Fengdu Emperor! "

Fengdu Emperor said with a wry smile, "Yes, this is my responsibility, but the crisis of hell is doomed. Even if I don't force you to get married, the crisis will come to hell sooner or later. "

"Yes, there is a crisis in hell." Xiaohua said discontentedly, "but you can't make fun of my lifelong event." If I hadn't left hell in desperation, and then I was very lucky to meet Xiao Yang, my life would have been ruined by you! "

Xiaohua trembled when she said this. Obviously, she is deeply worried about her father's forced marriage.

Fengdu Emperor said, "I did it for a certain reason."

"What's the reason? You say it! " Xiaohua gasped and loudly questioned Fengdu Emperor.

Fengdu Emperor just shrugged his shoulders and said something that made Xiaohua laugh and cry: "Now is not the time to say this reason. When the crisis in hell is over, I will naturally find a time to explain it to you slowly. "

"When will the crisis in hell end?" Xiao Hua sneer at a way. "Thanks to you, now you and I are under the spell of the demon emperor, and we can't do any magic. What can we do to fight against the people in the underworld? "

(To be continued ...)

My wife is the ghost king 167.

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