Which celebrity quotes make you feel super funny and comfortable?

"Confronting people" is a science, which tests a person's on-the-spot reaction ability. When being retaliated, your brain needs to accurately calculate the best mode of "retaliation" in the first place, and the level of the king is to use the most calm language to retaliate to the opponent until he is speechless, and then calmly call it a day. Hidden merit and fame.

Huang Bo

At the 2013 Golden Horse Awards, which made Huang Bo famous, Huang Bo and Zheng Yuling, who served as award presenters, had an awkward chat before announcing the winners. Zheng: The wind is quite strong today, and it has blown your hair askew. Huang: That’s a sign of a good mood. Zheng: Speaking of the Golden Horse Awards, I have been nominated for the Golden Horse Awards three times and won once. What about you?

The atmosphere suddenly became strange. Huang Bo realized that the visitor was not malicious, so he quietly entered the "war preparation" state. Huang: Then you are really good. I have only won it half a time. (I won the Best Actor Award with Nick Cheung and got a double-yolked egg that year)

Zheng: I haven’t been here for five years, so I dressed very grandly. The other guests (Andy Lau, Tony Leung) are also wearing formal attire, why did you come in your pajamas? Huang: Because I have been coming to the Golden Horse Awards for five years, I consider this place my home. Of course, you should wear whatever is comfortable for you when you go home.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin came out halfway! Cai Kangyong: Huang Bo, this is my home, not yours. At this time, the audience was embarrassed...

Huang: Actually, you are not fighting alone, there is a horse with you. In all these years, I have only seen people riding horses, but I have never seen a horse riding a person.

A burst of laughter instantly broke out from the audience, and then the whole hall burst into applause! Huang Bo became famous in one battle, and the reputation of the "eight-core brain" was born. Many years later, perhaps because he wanted to "shame" his good partner Cai Kang Yixue back then, Xiao S began to unilaterally provoke Huang Bo.

As soon as he started talking about Huang Bo's appearance, he was merciless and even said the words "disgusting". This time, Huang Bo was not polite. He also pulled out Lin Chiling, and then degraded little S until she was completely naked. Little S, who has always been admired by many stars, has never experienced this before. His eyes burst into tears and he lost all his blood. KO!

There is a kind of reply, called Huang Bo teaches you how to be a good person. And there is a kind of reply called Tony Leung Ka Fai that makes you doubt your life.

Tony Leung Ka Fai's "A Date with Lu Yu"

I don't know what happened to the famous talker Lu Yu. In recent years, he has become less and less able to speak. Even when interviewing Tony Leung Ka Fai, he couldn't control himself. Bald mouth. Lu Yu: As a father, what is the wisest way for your daughter to find a boyfriend?

Liang: I never care. Lu: Aren’t you worried? Liang: It’s not like I’m in love. Lu: (Don’t give up and be honest) So what if this person is not good? Don’t talk about how he is now or how he will develop in the future. Just talk about how he is. What if he is not good?

Liang: (Rolling his eyes) My behavior back then was not very good either! Lu Yu: ...

There is also a kind of star who is a person who insults people without any brains, such as Michelle Ye.

Xuan Ye's "A Date with Venus"

Who is Teacher Jin Xing? She has always been the one to criticize others, and no one has the right to criticize her. If you want to confront her head-on, she will eat you up to the point where nothing is left. But there is a saying that goes well: when a scholar encounters a soldier, he cannot explain his reasoning.

One day, Jin Xing met Ye Xuan. Venus: (Speaking sincerely) I advise you to get married and have children as soon as possible. When you are happy, it is the time when you release the best female hormones.

Xuan Ye: (smiley face) She said it as if you had given birth. It's like you've had the same baby before...the same baby before...the same...

There is also a kind of celebrity who criticizes you just because he doesn't like you.

Da Zhangwei

Once Da Zhangwei revealed on the show that Zhang Danfeng misses his wife and children all the time.

After saying this, Da Zhangwei’s face did not show the expected appreciation. Immediately afterwards, he said: It makes me feel that this person is very pretentious. Teacher Zhang Wei from Wuli is really excellent. At that time, I could tell that Zhang Danfeng was concocting his character.

Lin Gengxin

Our sun goddess Xie Na is actually plain in appearance, but she always regarded herself as a great beauty, until one day she met Lin Gengxin. Xie Na: Between life and death, what did I choose? Everyone pondered. Lin Gengxin: You chose to be ugly.

Xie Na: Haha...

Tang Yixin

Since joining Running Man, Zheng Kai has been stuck in the character of "Little Cheetah" until one day he met life The nemesis in the movie: Tang Yixin. After cooperating for one period, in the second period, the female guests had to rate the male guests. Tang Yixin: Kaikai is a little cheetah. Give him 10 points.

Zheng Kai: I am flattered. Tang Yixin: A 10-point score sounds like a lie! It’s still a little cheetah, it’s too weak! Zheng Kai: (covering his eyes) Don’t let her talk anymore! !

In fact, it makes sense for Tang Yixin to be so hostile to her partner. After all, Zheng Kai directly turned her into a "ghost" in the last issue, without any concern for her young and beautiful girl character!

Ah ha ha ha ha! Celebrities who put aside the baggage of being idols turn out to be honest and funny little cuties!