Complete works of ancient humorous fables

Cao Cao said by plane that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao flew together and suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone is nervous. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and cleared his throat. He said, "well, if I can answer a few questions, I'll skydive." If I can't answer them, I have to jump by myself. " Others have no choice but to agree. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was very simple. He answered "one" and took an umbrella bag. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied, "One" and went down with an umbrella bag. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was puzzled and couldn't answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, jumping into the sea saved my life. Cao Cao was glad that the second time four people met an emergency by plane, they discussed it and decided to do it the old way. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "Which battle did Zhou Wuwang defeat the crepe king?" Liu Bei thought it was simple, and Zhuge Liang nodded in response to the "Makino War", so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000." Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I used to be an expert, especially in military affairs, but this time you planted it." Zhuge Liang asked, "What are their names?" Cao Cao almost fainted and had to jump down by himself. No. Cao Cao smiled to himself, "md, Lao tze deadly. What can you do with Zhuge? ! "The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane met with an emergency. Cao Cao thought about it, and Zhuge tried to fool me again, so I jumped myself to avoid being insulted. So I jumped into the air at high speed. I heard Zhuge Liang's laughter from above. "Cao Cao, you are so smart. Haha, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " I'm a little over three points. 1. Two people were walking on the road, and one said, "Haha, tell me, if one person dies next to another, what is the name of the living person?" The other man replied, "The living." The man laughed at him crazily. "One day, if you and a dead man fall into a trap, you will know …" At this time, they really fell into a trap. The one with the problem is dead. What's the name of the other living person? Let's guess. Call for help! ! ! 2. A stag walked very fast, and the snail said, "Hey, slow down, or you will be laughed at!" The stag is unconvinced: "Do you think I should be as slow as you? Bah! " Walking faster and faster, strangely, everyone is laughing at it. The snail murmured, "You will become a road (deer)!" From then on, everyone laughed at the deer. A bear who is greedy for cheap wants to keep a diary, but the diary is gone. He decided to buy another one. But it's 12 midnight, and it's hard to find a bookstore that's not closed. He finally found an open bookstore, took a fancy to a diary and asked the boss, "Boss, how much is it?" The boss said darkly, "Imported, 70 yuan." Hearing this, the old bear thought, "It's too expensive. I brought 100 yuan, but I can't use it casually! " So he said, "How expensive! I only brought 50 yuan! " "Even if you are 50, don't turn to the last page when you go back, or something will happen to KB." "I see." When he got home, Old Bear put his diary on the table and watched TV. Come back and have a look! The window was open and the pages of the diary were blown by the wind. It's almost the last page Old bear tried to stop him, but it was too late. On the last page, it says, Please tear it down ... Pull it again ... Keep pulling ... Pull it a little more ... Okay, pull it a little more ... Only on the last page, it says: Pricing: 3 yuan. I want to run for monitor. I was a monitor in primary school. Who has a fifth-grade English speech for primary school students? It is better to tell jokes, fables and fairy tales in three minutes. Campus life is ok. In addition, I recommend two good websites for you: zxtp8 (enter an interview in the address bar) and kudy8 (enter an interview in the address bar). A chief has a hobby of listening to stories. One day, he entertained his guests. At his repeated request, a foreign guest told a very interesting story: the guest met a very pretentious person in the city, and the guest said to him, "Guess what I put in my pocket? If you guess right, I will give you half of these eggs; If you can guess the number of eggs, I will give you all ten eggs. " The man thought for a long time and said, "friend, although I am not stupid, I can't know everything." I can't guess. "The guest said," Guess again, this thing is white outside and yellow inside. ""I guessed right! " The man said loudly, "It must be a pile of white radishes with a potato hidden in the middle." Hearing this, the guests all laughed, and the chief laughed even more. At last he asked, "That's a real fool. Dear friend, now please tell us what's in your pocket. "Please give me 3 minutes to think about it! !