My friend cried sadly. I want to make her laugh with jokes. Help me recommend some jokes!

The couple divorced for their children. In court, my wife said confidently, of course, the baby came out of my stomach, not mine.

The husband said angrily, jokes, nonsense. Can the money in the ATM go to the ATM? It's not about who inserted the card.

The judge fainted on the spot, and even the lawyer admired him. [yi tooth] [yi tooth])

The wife then said, if it comes out as counterfeit money, do you want it?

Everyone present fainted. [snickering] [snickering] [rustic laughter] [rustic laughter] [yi tooth] [kiss [handshake]