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My daughter has a hard time going to school, with a huge schoolbag on her shoulder and a heavy warm handbag in her hand. As a good father, I said decisively, "Come on, dear daughter, the warm handbag is too heavy. Dad will help you with it!" " "
3. Just yesterday, I went to a customer's house to decorate the machine. The boss's daughter is very interesting. She is only 9 years old and said a fluent ancient poem: Li Bai drank soybean milk on the bright line at the foot of my bed. I didn't finish drinking soybean milk and spilled it all over my crotch. This kid is so talented!
4. "Mom, did you adopt me?" "Silly boy, of course not!" "I knew it was yours!" "It's not true, you were picked up by your mother!"
The old Chinese doctor told me that drinking foot washing water can be endless and tireless. He didn't lie to me, which is true. My father drank my foot washing water and beat me for two days and nights without breathing!
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