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Hebei Satellite TV advertises that a smartphone with a price of 299 yuan can make calls and surf the Internet for free. Is it true?/You don't say.

That depends on how you understand this "free". It's usually a word game. Free internet access is to connect the WIFI at home to the internet.

An advertiser is dead. On the last day, a fairy asked him if you were going to heaven or hell. After the advertiser told me to choose heaven, the fairy said to him, let me show you what heaven and hell are like first. When I got to heaven, it was deserted. Only one fairy jumped half to death and fell asleep after the jump. After arriving in hell, the bustling metropolis is full of high-tech feasts. After watching it, advertisers chose to go to hell without thinking. As soon as the fairy blows her whistle, two little demons will frame her in the oil pan. Advertisers quickly asked the fairy that the hell I saw was not like this. The fairy said to the advertiser, I'm sorry, what you just saw was an advertisement.

As you can see from this joke, you made the same mistake as the advertiser. People who are not superstitious know what heaven is like and what hell is like even if they don't have to look at it. Think about it, if a mobile phone can really make calls online for free, can 299 solve it? It could be 2990 or ... 29,900, not to mention by making phone calls and surfing the Internet. Determine the tariff standard of each business hall. Now the black technology is awesome, and it is impossible for mobile phones to call the Internet for free. The only feasible thing is to crack WiFi and make a WeChat call. This can be done by any mobile phone. Even if you can really call the internet for free, can 299 solve it? No wonder people can throw you in the frying pan and fry you.

Seriously, calling 299 for free and surfing the Internet are all exaggerations. If you want to buy a mobile phone, you still have to choose a big manufacturer and brand. For example, if Apple and Samsung support domestic production, they can also buy Huawei, Xiaomi, OPPO, vivo and Meizu. , are relatively good mobile phones. Although these mobile phones are also advertised on TV, the advertising time is only 15 seconds, unlike those advertisements that are not smelly for a long time, and the performance of mobile phones will not be introduced too much in the advertisements, because the performance of each mobile phone model is concerned. Let's start with the fake machines sold on TV. The advertisement is exaggerated, smelly and long. They are all old fake machines that have been eliminated. It's nothing. There are news reports that these fake planes also secretly run traffic and reveal personal privacy, which is really a big loss. At the same time, I hope those advertisers will be thrown into the frying pan and fried.

It was the same routine more than ten years ago, and some people will believe it. ...

Good goods are not cheap, and cheap goods are not good. Want to miss something? Nowadays, it is very low-level to put advertisements on TV, that is, to cheat those who are greedy for cheap if they can't sell them.