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Granny Liu entered the Grand View Garden.
A Dream of Red Mansions is one of China's four classic works. Mention of A Dream of Red Mansions makes people have to mention the Grand View Garden, which reminds people of a figure who seems to have nothing to do with the whole Jia family, but is inextricably linked-Granny Liu.
The Grand View Garden is a magnificent garden-style building built by Jia family to welcome Yuan Fei back to Jia's hometown and Jia's glorious return. It can be said that the Grand View Garden was a symbol of the social status of the whole Jia family at that time, and its architectural style was enough to represent the achievements of ancient garden architecture in China. It is hard to imagine that such a garden, which represents the supreme glory of the Jia family, would be associated with a rural housewife who was the most ordinary, the lowest and the least social status at that time.
Granny Liu is a distant relative of the Jia family. She has been in and out of Guo Rong's house three times. The first time, I went to Guo Rong's house to ask Xifeng for money to support my life because of the difficulties at home. The second harvest year, I sent some local products to Jia's family, which were sent by distant relatives. The third time, after Jia's downfall, Jia's orphan Qiaojie was kept and went to his hometown. In the 40th Grand View Garden, the author gave the most vivid description of Granny Liu. At that time, in the name of Shi Xiangyun's return to the banquet, Jia Mu hosted a banquet for a group of relatives in Daguan Garden. It happened that Granny Liu sent some things, and the Grandmother Jia invited Granny Liu to dinner. Imagine that the most authoritative figure in the family of princes and nobles invited a countryman with extremely humble status in the Grand View Garden, which represents the supreme glory of the Jia family. What an uncoordinated scene. But the author's seemingly uncoordinated stroke has a deep intention. As one of the four big families at that time, ostentation and extravagance was naturally extremely luxurious, but it was common practice for Jia people who had long been used to this luxurious life. However, such a life is not only unheard of, but even unheard of for an ordinary farmer who faces the loess all the year round. The old lady Jia led her to enjoy the flowing water in the courtyard of the Grand View Garden, saw Princess Yuan's mothering villa, tasted the green tea brewed by the jade temple and the nuns, listened to the plays performed by the specially invited artists and civil servants in the Grand View Garden, and enjoyed the gorgeous costumes and talents of the daughters, countless delicious dishes in the Grand View Garden, and witnessed all-encompassing luxury and extravagance that she had never seen in her life. In the words of now, it's really an eye-opener. So grandma Liu saw what she didn't see, heard what she didn't hear, ate what she didn't eat, saw, heard, heard and felt, and was shocked and amazed all the time. These are all unspeakable. She can only recite countless religious words like "Amitabha" to describe her unspeakable feelings. This is the real feeling of an ordinary person to the Grand View Garden. Of course, some jokes are inevitable. For example, she was deliberately teased by Feng and others before dinner. When eating, I deliberately gave her a silver quail egg with extremely heavy ivory chopsticks, which made Granny Liu want to eat and can't eat. In the end, this expensive quail egg couldn't help falling to the ground and being discarded. Granny Liu naturally feels distressed, all this is just to win a smile from Jia and others. Even on such occasions, pleasing others seems to be a rare honor. At this time, the author's intention is naturally clear, but everything in the Grand View Garden is so noble and unattainable from the perspective of an ordinary person, and the life of a nobleman like Jia Fu is so superior. At the same time, he also reflected the world difference between the life of the nobles and the common people in ancient China. Under such a system, life is unequal. People in the upper class simply don't know the hardships of ordinary people's lives, and ordinary people can't imagine that the lives of these upper-class nobles are so superior. These are all common phenomena in China's ancient feudal hereditary dynasties.
However, such inequality does not mean eternity. As a representative of a prominent family, the Jia family always hides a crisis behind the infinite scenery. In its heyday, Jiafu eventually declined because of the exclusion of other dignitaries. A seemingly solid building collapsed overnight, which just verified the sentence "full moon means loss" In Jiafu, Granny Liu came to the Grand View Garden for the third time. This time, her task was to rescue Qiaojie, the daughter of Xifeng who died. It is a great irony that the seemingly weak and humble rural housewife has played the role of savior at this time. She saved the aristocratic family with her strength. Therefore, Granny Liu seems to be an uncoordinated role in the Grand View Garden at first, but it is a very important arrangement for the author. She witnessed the rise and fall of the Jia family with her eyes and witnessed a fate. The appearance of a nobody gives the whole Dream of Red Mansions a very logical causal concern.
Grandma Liu has been to the Grand View Garden three times. The first time, because her family had no money, she took Banel (her grandson) to Jia's family and said that Jia and her family were relatives. When she met Wang Xifeng, she got twenty taels, which is not a small sum for her, and it will take a year. The second time was as the first gift, and she brought some. Jia likes her very much (very pure, because she is about the same age, the same topic will be more * * *, and Granny Liu is good at telling jokes and playing the clown, which ruined Jia's happiness, and others also made fun of Granny Liu, which is kind). This time, she brought a lot of things home. The third time, because Granny Liu had declined and was very nice, I went to visit the Jia family. At this time, the king went to visit them.
4. Summary of the story of Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden: Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden three times. Into granny Liu's son-in-law, the dog failed to live up to expectations, moved out of the city and lived in the country. By the end of winter, the dog family was at a loss, so grandma Liu had to use the dog's ancestors to get in touch with Jia family and seek relief. Grandma Liu met Wang Xifeng, and soon she met Jia. Because Jia just wanted to talk to an old lady, he left her here to live and play. During the visit, several banquets were held and the activities were very rich. Grandma Liu named Wang Xifeng's daughter Qiaojie, and finally brought back a lot of things. When she left, Pinger ordered her a glass of wine. Sanjin: She got the news that Jia's house was copied. She went to the prison temple to see Xifeng, who begged her to bring Qiaojie back. She had a great effort to save her clever sister who was learning to sing and play. As a result, she bought a house, pooled her money to redeem Qiaojie and took her to the countryside.
5. A wonderful passage and comment from Grandma Liu as soon as she entered the Grand View Garden: Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly, "Lao Liu, she eats like a cow; Don't look up after eating an old sow! " Say that finish, but drum cheeks, eyes looking straight ahead, without saying a word.
At first, they paused, and then they all burst out laughing together. Xiangyun couldn't hold on, and a mouthful of tea gushed out.
Daiyu laughed out of breath, lying on the table and only shouted "Oh!" Baoyu rolled into the old lady's arms, and the old lady smiled and hugged him, calling him "sweetheart". Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed at Feng, but she couldn't speak. Aunt Xue couldn't hold on, and the tea in her mouth was sprayed on Tanchun's skirt, and Tanchun's tea bowls were all on Yingchun.
Xichun left her seat, took the wet nurse and called "rubbing her intestines". There is no one in the ground who doesn't hunch over, but also hides out and squats and laughs, and some endure laughter to change clothes for their sisters.
Said by: Cao Xueqin's Review of A Dream of Red Mansions: The author Cao Xueqin vividly depicts everyone's different smiles, which profoundly and vividly sets off the characters' personalities, especially their social status, identity and relationships. Shi Xiangyun is an outspoken person. He doesn't think twice about what he usually does. At this time, naturally, it broke out first, laughing.
Lin Daiyu is a delicate, withdrawn and self-purified person, so she "laughs at her desk and just calls her' alas'"! Baoyu usually plays coquetry in front of Jia Mu, and then laughs and "rolls into Jia Mu's arms" ... The servants at home have no position in feudal society, and can't laugh in front of their masters, so they can only "hide out and squat and laugh" and "change clothes for their sisters with a smile". It is precisely because the author firmly grasps the class background, social status and personality characteristics of the characters that he portrays such reasonable and intriguing details of "laughter" and makes readers love it.
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Excerpt from granny Liu's visit to the Grand View Garden Original: Back to the 40th time, Shi Taijun gave a banquet in the Grand View Garden and ordered Baoyu to listen. He came in and saw Amber standing in front of the screen. He said, "Go quickly and wait for you to talk." Baoyu went to the upper room and found the old lady discussing with Mrs. Wang's sisters to give Shi Xiangyun a seat.
Baoyu said, "I have an idea. Since there are no foreigners, don't set the sample number of food. Whoever likes to eat it every day, just pick a few and cook it. Don't press the table mat, put a high paper in front of everyone, one or two things that everyone likes to eat, and a assorted worry-free box to pour the pot yourself. Is it very chic? " "Absolutely," said Grandmother Jia.
Busy life to the kitchen: "tomorrow, we pick out what we like to eat and box it according to the number of people." Breakfast will also be served in the garden. " During the discussion, I lit the lamp early and had nothing to say all night.
I got up early the next morning and was glad it was sunny. Li Wan got up early in the morning and watched the old ladies and maids sweep the fallen leaves, clean the tables and chairs and prepare tea and wine utensils. Only Xifeng came in with Granny Liu and Banel and said, "Granny is very busy." Li Wan said with a smile, "I said yesterday that you can't go. You are just busy going. "
Grandma Liu said with a smile, "The old lady left me and told me to have a lively day." Fenger took some keys. He said: "Our grandmother said that the height outside might not be enough, so we might as well tear down the building for one day. Grandma should have come in person, but because she was talking to her wife, she asked her to open it and take someone with her. "
Li ordered Suyun to get the key, and sent the old lady to the second door to call some pages. Li stood downstairs in the Grand View and looked up, making people go up to open the brocade pavilion and carry it down one by one. The page, the old woman and the girl started work together and carried down more than 20 paintings. Li Wan said, "It's good to be alive. Don't come in such a hurry, be careful to touch your teeth. " Then she turned to Granny Liu and said with a smile, "Grandma, go up and have a look, too.
Granny Liu heard that she was going to make a noise, so she pulled Baner to climb the ladder. "。 When she went in, she saw a pile of screens, tables and chairs, lanterns and so on. Although she didn't know them very well, she saw colorful displays, each with its own miracle. Read the Buddha several times and then come down. Then they locked the door and came down together. ""I'm afraid the old lady will be happy, "Li Wan said." I'm afraid I have to move the boat, paddles and umbrellas down and prepare them. "
Everyone agreed, and then opened it again, and all colors moved down. They asked the page to drive the girls to the dock to support the two boats. While making arrangements, I saw the old lady bring a group of people in. Li Wan hurried to meet him and said with a smile, "The old lady was happy and fell in. I just thought I had picked chrysanthemums to send before I combed my hair. "
Say, Biyue has held a lotus leaf-shaped jade plate with various chrysanthemum branches on it. Grandmother Jia picked a red hairpin and put it on her temples. As soon as she turned around and saw grandma Liu, she smiled and said, "Come and get flowers."
Before the words were finished, Xi Xifeng pulled Granny Liu over and said with a smile, "I'll dress you." As she spoke, she put a plate of flowers at one end. Jia Mu and others all laughed. "I don't know what I did here, but I am decent today."
They all laughed: "You didn't pull it out, and it fell on his face, making you look like an old demon." Grandma Liu said with a smile, "Although I am old, I also had an affair when I was young. I love flowers and powder, but I'm glad I'm old today. "
The forty-first time, a female locust was robbed in Ikki Garden, a plum blossom and snow tea in Cui Rui Temple: Grandma Liu said with both hands, "The flower fell and became a big pumpkin." Everyone burst into laughter. So after eating the door cup, she smiled humorously: "To tell you the truth, I was clumsy. After drinking the wine, I accidentally bumped into this porcelain cup. I lost my hand when I took a cup with wood, and it didn't matter if I fell to the ground. "
Everyone listened and laughed again. Hearing this, Xifeng smiled and said, "If you really want wood, I'll take it. But first of all, this wood can't compare with China. They are all the same, so be sure to eat them all. "
Grandma Liu said to herself, "I was only joking, and he opened it." I often go to dinner with the squire in the village. I have seen all the gold and silver cups, but I have never seen a wooden cup. Oh, yes, it must be a wooden bowl made by children, but I am encouraged to drink two more bowls.
Leave him alone, just like wine and honey. It doesn't hurt to drink more ideas. "He thought about it and said," Let's discuss it. "
Xi-feng told Xi-feng, "Go to the front and back room. There are ten bamboo cups on the bookshelf. " Hearing this, Xifeng agreed to go. Yuanyang said with a smile, "I know you are still young for ten cups. Besides, you just said they were made of wood, and now you have brought bamboo roots, which is not nice.
6. Invite Grandma Liu from a Dream of Red Mansions to the Grand View Garden. Excerpt from a family dinner crab feast that Grandma Liu happened to meet when she entered the door. After calculating an account, she said, "The money for this meal is enough for us farmers to live for a year." The "Shi Taijun Banquet Grand View Garden" is even more unparalleled. It's really "Granny Liu enters the Grand View Garden-dumbfounded". It can be seen that the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, Qiushuangzhai, Xiaocui Pond, Qicui Temple and Yihong Garden in the Grand View Garden surprised a rural woman. As soon as Granny Liu entered the garden, she said, "We country people. At the end of the year, everyone went to the city to buy paintings and stickers ... everyone said,' How can I look at photos!' Thinking about painting is just a disguise ... but when I saw this garden today, it was ten times better than painting! "As the saying goes,' beautiful scenery', Granny Liu thinks that the Grand View Garden is ten times better than painting, which shows the gorgeous scenery of the mansion. Wang Xifeng was the first owner granny Liu met when she entered Guo Rongfu. In grandma Liu's eyes, Wang Xifeng is dressed in luxury and has a proud temperament, and "it just sits there ... without drinking tea or looking up." Just stir the ash in the stove. " In front of poor relatives,-Feng seems so noble, so reserved and so solemn, which can be described as sitting still and unsmiling. Fat comment: "I borrowed Liu Yu this time, but I wrote a true story of Feng." When granny Liu entered the mansion, she changed from a poor relative of Xifeng and Wangfu's family to a guest of Grandmother Jia. In order to please the grandmother Jia, Wang Xifeng treated granny Liu and her attendant with condescending superiority, making fun of her at will, and made the 75-year-old lady play a comedy role, which finally brought joy to her ancestors. When Granny Liu entered Guo Rongfu three times, Wang Xifeng had lost her heart, the tide was gone, and she was terminally ill. So Wang Xifeng entrusted her daughter to Mrs. Liu. Compared with the past, Wang Xifeng has undergone fundamental changes. She is no longer arrogant, dignified, and can no longer show off her arrogance. She will never make fun of Granny Liu again, but she is not ashamed to ask Granny Liu for help.
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7. In short, when Grandma Liu came to the Grand View Garden for the first time, everything she saw was expensive, and all she ate was delicacies ~ But the ladies and gentlemen in the Grand View Garden stayed in this small circle for a long time, and they felt that Grandma Liu's vulgarity, ignorance and social experience were novel ~ As soon as Grandma Liu entered Guo Rongfu, a small peasant family gradually established a relationship with a famous Jinling family. She not only made the Jia family recognize this relative, but also brought back 220 taels of silver and a hanging of money to help the farmer tide over the difficulties. This time, Granny Liu showed her skills, red and green, which attracted much attention.
In a word, country people can't touch the southeast and northwest when they go to town.
8. In a Dream of Red Mansions, Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, and all the characters were amused. 1. He only cares about talking to the people above, but he doesn't prevent the fruit below from slipping and banging.
Everyone clapped their hands and laughed. "Little hoof, don't lift it, just stand and laugh," the old lady said with a smile.
"At some point, Granny Liu got up and smiled at herself and said," I just punched my mouth. "2. That granny Liu sat down, picked up chopsticks, and put down her hand without heavy emphasis.
It turns out that Xifeng and Yuanyang agreed to give a pair of chopsticks inlaid with gold ivory to the old man and granny Liu. Grandma Liu saw it and said, "This fork climber is heavier than my shovel, so I can't pass him."
All the people laughed. Everyone was stunned at first, and then they all burst out laughing. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold on, and a mouthful of rice gushed out. Lin Daiyu leaned against the table with a smile. Oh, Baoyu has already rolled into the old lady's arms. The old lady smiled and hugged Baoyu and called him "sweetheart".
Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed at Xi-feng, unable to speak. Aunt Xue can't hold on. Tea is sprayed on Tanchun's skirt, and Tanchun's rice bowl is on Yingchun. Xichun left her seat and pulled his wet nurse to rub her intestines. There is no one underground who doesn't bend over, some hide out and squat and laugh, and some endure laughter to change clothes for their sisters.
Everyone stopped laughing when they heard this and laughed again. Grandmother Jia laughed till tears came out, and amber was beating behind.
Grandma Liu reached for the chopsticks holder, and there was a loud noise in the bowl. Very easy to pick up one, and then she stretched out her neck to eat, but slipped down and rolled to the ground. She quickly put down her chopsticks and picked them up by herself. Someone had already picked them up underground. Granny Liu sighed, "One or two pieces of silver disappeared without hearing the noise."
They were in no mood to eat, so they all looked at him and smiled. 6. Granny Liu said, "Our bookmaker is free, and several people often do this, rather.
I must have a try. "Everyone laughed." That's easy to say. Just say it. It doesn't matter. "
Yuanyang said with a smile, "Four four is the one on the left." Grandma Liu thought for a long time and said, "It's the banker.
"They burst into laughter." "Well said," the old lady said with a smile.
Granny Liu also smiled:' We are only making ready-made books, so don't laugh. Yuanyang said, "The' three four' in the middle is green with red in the middle.
"granny Liu said," the fire killed the caterpillar. "Everyone laughed:" It's true, and they said that you are your true colors.
"Yuanyang said," Yao Sian on the right is really beautiful. Grandma Liu said, "A radish and a garlic." .
"They smiled again. Yuanyang said with a smile, "It's a flower.
Grandma Liu put her hands together and said, "The flowers have all fallen into big pumpkins." "They laughed.
Origin: The Fortieth Story of a Dream of Red Mansions: Shi Taijun's two banquets in the Grand View Garden and Jin Yuanyang's three proclamations between his teeth.
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