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Little jokes about idioms (short)

One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to give an example of a postscript. "For example, beating a dog with meat buns - there is no return." Xiao Ming thought for a while: "Hitting a dog with meat buns - a waste!" The teacher asked: "How can it be a waste?" "Why do you use steamed buns to beat a dog instead of using steamed buns? Stone? Besides, I use Goubuli steamed stuffed buns."

Crabs cooked in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run wild

Crazy girl telling jokes - laughing and joking

Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently

The lame man relies on the blind man - learning from each other's strengths

A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a lustful person

The steering wheel of the car is broken - going on a rampage

Asking my sister-in-law to keep me company - not being kind-hearted

The poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, and wants money but no money

Mouse fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary

Sedan flowers watching the theater---------poor and happy

The abacus of the sedan chair---------poor calculation

The menstruation of a heifer---------blood cow pen

Dream about marrying a beauty - random thoughts

Dream about marrying a wife - want to be biased

Dream about jumping into a well - a false alarm; a false alarm

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Dreaming about recruiting a consort - wanting to be partial

The art of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet

Making sesame seed cakes and selling glutinous rice balls - Generalist

Being a county magistrate has lost his seal - a confused official

Molds for making bricks, sheaths for swords - frames within frames

Throwing trouble and selling iron - - Go all out

Basho's result - one heart

Juggle a bright handkerchief-not hide or tuck

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Baoyu and Xiangyun cry for Jia Mu - each has his own tears

The worm in the corn stalk - specializes in (drilling) the heart

The corn noodle is the element Xiao——difficult to squeeze

Bitch seeing off guests——hypocrisy

The deflated suona——see how you play

Feeding tigers in bed—— — Harming others and harming yourself

Farting in the bed - being able to be literary (sniffing) and martial (covering)

Farting in the bed - swallowing it all

Bedding covered The table - as (surrounded) is very big

The robe is changed into an undershirt - there is more than enough

Picking peonies on the hospital bed - I am still greedy for flowers before I die

I am not seriously ill Take medicine - wait to die

Peel onions and pound garlic - a small thing

Peeled trees - not growing

Peeled toads - - A heart that refuses to die

Peel open the cuttlefish skin and reveal its belly - a black heart