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Little jokes about idioms (short)
One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to give an example of a postscript. "For example, beating a dog with meat buns - there is no return." Xiao Ming thought for a while: "Hitting a dog with meat buns - a waste!" The teacher asked: "How can it be a waste?" "Why do you use steamed buns to beat a dog instead of using steamed buns? Stone? Besides, I use Goubuli steamed stuffed buns."
Crabs cooked in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run wild
Crazy girl telling jokes - laughing and joking
Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently
The lame man relies on the blind man - learning from each other's strengths
A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a lustful person
The steering wheel of the car is broken - going on a rampage
Asking my sister-in-law to keep me company - not being kind-hearted
The poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, and wants money but no money
Mouse fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary
Sedan flowers watching the theater---------poor and happy
The abacus of the sedan chair---------poor calculation
The menstruation of a heifer---------blood cow pen
Dream about marrying a beauty - random thoughts
Dream about marrying a wife - want to be biased
Dream about jumping into a well - a false alarm; a false alarm
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Dreaming about recruiting a consort - wanting to be partial
The art of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet
Making sesame seed cakes and selling glutinous rice balls - Generalist
Being a county magistrate has lost his seal - a confused official
Molds for making bricks, sheaths for swords - frames within frames
Throwing trouble and selling iron - - Go all out
Basho's result - one heart
Juggle a bright handkerchief-not hide or tuck
Juggle a piece of cloth-cover up< /p>
Baoyu and Xiangyun cry for Jia Mu - each has his own tears
The worm in the corn stalk - specializes in (drilling) the heart
The corn noodle is the element Xiao——difficult to squeeze
Bitch seeing off guests——hypocrisy
The deflated suona——see how you play
Feeding tigers in bed—— — Harming others and harming yourself
Farting in the bed - being able to be literary (sniffing) and martial (covering)
Farting in the bed - swallowing it all
Bedding covered The table - as (surrounded) is very big
The robe is changed into an undershirt - there is more than enough
Picking peonies on the hospital bed - I am still greedy for flowers before I die
I am not seriously ill Take medicine - wait to die
Peel onions and pound garlic - a small thing
Peeled trees - not growing
Peeled toads - - A heart that refuses to die
Peel open the cuttlefish skin and reveal its belly - a black heart
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