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Wu Dalang of Liangshanbo is seriously ill in bed. What did he say to make Pan Jinlian decide to poison him?
I didn't expect walls to have ears. Yun Ge, who sells pears, knew about it, and he had some problems with Wang Po. As soon as he saw it, he found Wu Da and challenged Wu Da to arrest him.
Wu Da was timid. He wanted to wait for his brother to come back, but he was angered by Yun's words. He rushed into Wang Po Teahouse and kicked the stair-door open, but it was a scene.
But Ximen Qing was born a ruffian and learned a good fist stick. He flew up and kicked Wu Dalang, right in the middle of Wu Dalang's heart, and Wu Dalang suddenly vomited blood, so he couldn't afford to get sick.
Pan Jinlian sympathized with Wu Da. During Wu Dalang's illness, she finally saved her conscience and cooked for Wu Da every day. Wu Dalang could have cured himself, but when Song Wu came back, he didn't want to say the wrong thing, which led to his death.
What did Wu Dalang say to make Pan Jinlian determined to poison her husband?
It turned out that Pan Jinlian wore heavy makeup on this day and was going to see Ximen Qing again. When Wu Da saw that no one came to talk to him, he fainted with anger and cried. I might as well die. I can't compete with you. My brother Wu Er, you should know his character. If he comes back sooner or later, will he stop? ?
Pan Jinlian was greatly surprised. Ximen Qing was in high spirits. Hearing this, it's like falling into icehouse. He lamented: Bitter! It should be noted that Wudutou, the tiger killer on Jingyanggang, is the first hero in Qinghe County. I have been attached to you for a long time now, and I am in love with you. What's so good about this now? ?
When Ximen Qing met Pan Jinlian, he only remembered that this woman was the daughter-in-law of Wu Da, a three-inch Ding Gu bark vendor who cooked cakes. Wu Da is a useless man. Even if he takes his wife, Wu Da won't dare to do anything with him. At most, it is a matter of losing some money. But he never imagined that Wu Da's younger brother turned out to be Song Wu who was fighting tigers on Jingyanggang. This suddenly scared Ximen Qing back.
Just as Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing were worried, Wang Po had a bad idea.
Compared with Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, Wang Po is more vicious. She asked them whether they wanted to be husband and wife for a long time or a short time.
If it is a short-term couple, break up from today, let Pan Jinlian bow to Wu Da, and serve Wu Da well in the future.
If you want to be husband and wife for a long time, then you should do one thing seriously and poison Wu Da. Since ancient times, uncles and sisters-in-law can't ask. As long as Wu Da dies, Pan Jinlian can remarry, and Song Wu can't help them.
Ximen Qing got arsenic at the instigation of Wang Po. Under the guidance of Wang Po again, Pan Jinlian fed Wu Da with poison.
It's just that these people know nothing about Song Wu. Ximen Qing thought he was just a clown, and he could fool him by bribing Uncle He and other neighbors. I don't want Song Wu to be very detailed. I can see at a glance that there is something strange about his brother's death, and then find out the truth and find out the evidence. Under the careful arrangement of Song Wu, they were all killed by Song Wu, but Song Wu himself was only sentenced to exile.
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