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Biography of the Butterfly Lovers

Prelude to the first act (background music starts - "Myth") Host: "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai" which has been passed down for thousands of years is still there According to legend, this love, with its tenacious vitality, broke through the shackles of time and traveled through the magnificent time and space. It records an earth-shattering, pathos and poignant love, and also witnesses the fidelity of love. What a love this is! People praise it, feel it, cry for it, and weep for it through various channels. (The music stops, the host pauses for a moment) Time flies, years go by, and now, a thousand years have passed... (Music "A Thousand Years Later" starts, Liang Shanbo sings, ends) Liang: Alas , since Yingtai and I both turned into butterflies and flew away, unexpectedly we encountered the first snowfall of 2002 on the way and became separated. Now, I have been searching for her for more than a thousand years, but I still haven't found her. Hey, where is she now? Shutong: (Running up) Young Master, why didn’t you call me? Why did you run out alone? Liang: Hey, I'm looking for my sister-in-law. Shutong: Young Master, why don't we check online or put a missing person notice on the TV station? Liang: (surprised) Missing person notice? Hey (the two looked at each other and smiled) (suddenly turned to the audience) Screenwriter, screenwriter, get up here, hurry up! Screenwriter: (running up quickly) Brother Liang, what advice do you have? Liang: (He grabbed the screenwriter and beat him with punches and kicks. The screenwriter said: "Why are you hitting me?" After Liang finished beating) You are a scumbag, what the hell did you write for me? There was no TV or the Internet at that time. ? Real nonsense, see if I don’t beat you up! Shutong: (quickly dissuades him and pulls away the beam) Stop hitting him, stop hitting him. If you hit him, it will hurt my heart! Screenwriter: This is the sequel to Butterfly Lovers. Didn’t you say we want something new? So that’s it! Liang (thinking): Yes! In this case, then I will let you go! (He droops his head and turns to one side) Alas, the road is long and long, and I will search up and down (fading away, down) (The book boy helps the screenwriter, saying an ambiguous parting,) Meeting in the second act (background music starts-- "A Thousand Years of Love", Zhu Yingtai and the maid enter, after the end) Zhu: Alas, where is my Brother Liang? I have been waiting for a thousand years, why haven't they returned yet? Maid: Miss, we come here every day, but we never see your lover. There is no way to go on like this. How about... Zhu: Why not! I must wait until Brother Liang returns! Once upon a time, everything was difficult to overcome, except for Wushan, it was not a cloud! (Thunder) Maid: OK, OK! My eldest lady! Let’s go back quickly, otherwise we’ll really turn into watermen. (Shouting) It’s thundering, it’s raining, so put away your clothes! (The two were about to get off, but Zhu Yingtai was still looking around, hoping to see her lover. At this time, Liang Shanbo came up and hurriedly lowered his head and walked forward. The two accidentally bumped into each other, and both fell down holding their heads. The book boy Go with the maid to help each other) Maid: You don’t have eyes, how can you walk? Book boy: You bumped into us. Liang: Sorry, sorry. Zhu: It’s okay, it’s okay.

(While speaking, their eyes met, the two were stunned, the background music started, the two stood up, their eyes never left each other, then turned to look at each other, and finally) said in unison: "Zhu Mei" and "Brother Liang"! Liang (jumped back, then stretched out his hands, the book boy understood, and put on the windbreaker from behind. After putting it on, he shook the corners of his clothes and turned to the audience): Discussing heroes over wine, talented people win the world! Talented men's clothing! [{Then reach out, the bookboy hands over the scarf, then reach out, the bookboy hands over the cigar, then reach out, the bookboy hands over the lighter, wrong, change to sunglasses, put on, reach out, hand over the nunchucks, open, wish to make a frightened look, Liang immediately threw it away, then reached out and changed into a hat. After dressing up, he snapped his fingers and said: music! "Shanghai Beach" sounded at the same time, singing}] After singing, Liang (throwing away his hat and sunglasses): Is it really you, Sister Zhu, am I not dreaming? (To the book boy) You hit me (the book boy took the bag out of the bag) Pulling out the hammer, he looked like he was chuckling, jumped up and struck hard, Liang fainted and fell to the ground) Zhu: Oops, why did you strike so hard? (crouching down) Brother Liang, are you okay? (Helping him up) Liang: Is it really you? Sister Zhu, I finally found you, great! (The two squat and hug) Screenwriter: (rushes onto the stage) Stop, stop! What's going on? I don't seem to have arranged this scene? Liang: Go, go, go! This was a temporary change made by the director! (Turns to Zhu) Sister Zhu, do you know that over the past thousand years, I have worked so hard to find you - I found Los Angeles from Shanghai, the West from the East, and the North Pole from Antarctica... I just missed going to space. Got it! Maid: Oh, why don't you follow Yang Liwei to space, where you have a wide view and can see where the lady is at a glance. Zhu: Go, go, adults, children, don’t interrupt, let’s play. Brother Liang, thank you so much for your hard work. Look, you are much thinner than before and your hair is shorter. Liang: This is my new hairstyle (shaking my head). Isn’t it handsome? Zhu: (holding hands and mouth) He is so handsome! Liang: (turning to the auditorium, holding hands behind his back, imitating Li Ming) To remove dandruff, use Caile! (Turns to Zhu) Sister Zhu, you have changed a lot, you are cuter and more beautiful than before, and your hair style is also very fashionable! Zhu: (shyly) Thank you! (Turns to the audience) How good is Hao Di, and what is really good is how good everyone is! (Thunder) Liang: It’s going to rain. Zhu sister, I’ll take you home! Zhu: OK! (Both of them turned around and found the bookboy and the maid chatting happily) Liang: It seems they are much faster than us! hey! Let's go (everyone comes down together) Act 3 Young Master Ma (Background music starts - "Passionate Desert", Ma Wencai and two followers jump up.) (After singing) Ma: (To the two followers) Get out of the way , (facing the audience) Hello everyone, let me introduce myself first. I am a suave, handsome, beautiful tree in the wind, loved by everyone in the world, flowers are blooming, wealthy, and ruthless for the sake of wealth. It is Ma Wen who is known as the most handsome guy in Jiangnan! (To follower A) This is my bodyguard (A makes a bodybuilding pose) This is my wet nurse, sorry, he is my wet nurse’s son (B dances ballet, feels dizzy after spinning in circles and cannot find direction) (to follower 2) You guys Do you think I'm handsome or not? Attendant A: (very masculine, with a loud voice) Yes sir! Attendant B: (very feminine, with a very thin voice) Young Master, you are so handsome, (to the audience) He is handsome and so am I, hee hee hee! Ma: The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and my dad asked me to go to Zhu’s house to deliver some gifts. I’m very happy because I can see my Yingtai sister! (To the entourage) You go back first, I will handle it by myself. Attendant A: (very masculine, loud voice) Yes sir! Attendant B: Humph! (Make a coy and jealous look) (Both of them step down together) Ma: (Carrying gifts) Uncle, aunt, and my nephew Marvin have just come to see you! (I wish my father and mother from one side) I wish my father: It turns out to be Mr. Ma, please sit down, please sit down! Horse: (offering a gift) A little trifle is not a sign of respect! Zhu Mu smiled: (Taking it over) Look at Mr. Ma, you are so polite! I bring so many things every time I come! (Turns to the audience) If you don’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, you will only receive melatonin! (After everyone sits down) Ma: (Looking around) Why don't you see sister Yingtai? How is she doing lately? Zhu’s mother: She has been going out online recently. I guess she is dating online. Ma: (surprised) Huh? Isn't it? Zhu’s father: How is your father’s health lately? Ma: (comes to his senses) OK! good! The body feels better and the food tastes better.

(Turns to the audience and whispers) Since the Yingtai sister is not here, I’d better evacuate as soon as possible! (Zhu’s father wanted to ask another question) Ma (but stood up): By the way, uncle and aunt, I have a meeting to hold and I have to leave first. Anyway, my admiration for the two of you is like a surging river. The flooding of the Yellow River is out of control, haha...Farewell (quick exit) Father Zhu: Look at this-- Mother Zhu: Young people today are like this, they come in a hurry and go in a hurry, alas (the two elders shake their heads)