A joke suitable for telling your girlfriend when you are in love.

1. A tourist came to a country road and saw a sign that said, "This road is closed, so we can't move forward." Seeing that there are no obstacles ahead, he is confident that he has rich travel experience and moves on. Soon, he found that a bridge was broken and had to turn around. When he came to the place where the road sign had just been placed, he saw the back of the road sign saying, "Welcome back, fool."

2. A couple quarreled. Woman: "You can't compare with anyone!" " "Man:" Yes, especially girlfriends! " "

3. W: Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? M: I ... I like your sense of humor.

One day, a duck traveled around the world by plane, ate an eight-treasure meal on the plane, and accidentally the plane caught fire and crashed. Later, people found the duck cooked with eight-treasure rice in the wreckage of the plane. ..... This is the origin of Babel Duck. ...

5. Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding! Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! Friar Sand took out a dog: I heard that this thing will be sent to the west at once.

6. If you feel forgotten by the world, try to miss an issue.

7. Ayue wants to cook in person and asks her mother who is playing mahjong how many meters to wash. Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question. She played the cards in her hand and said, "Nine drums". As a result, this pot of rice kept them eating for a whole week.

8. Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived ... Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing. ...