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Guangdong people's mantra

The Guangdong people's mantra sometimes really puzzles the monks. Obviously, it is a curse, but it can also be turned into the opposite meaning. For example, some children are very naughty and refuse to listen to repeated instruction, so parents will scold him: "It is better to have a barbecued pork than to have you!" " As we all know, those who curse are parents and those who are scolded are their children, but what is the result? We must know that life is a natural law, but if life is barbecued (pork), it must not be a person who gave birth to that barbecued pork! It's clever of a person to curse himself.

Secondly, if the abusive family is worthless or stupid, Cantonese people will say, "Look, you are really useless, you just eat shit!" Haha, in today's world, although science is prosperous and computers are developed, who can have the ability to recycle waste and eat shit for food? How can such a constructive approach be stupid? It's a godsend!

For some people who want to talk well and like to admire other people's cleverness, Cantonese people will say, "Look, you have many eyebrows and fine eyes (stand)!" Going! Great! Monster! Think about it: the eyebrows will be "fine" and the eyes will be "enterprise" (standing). What image will this be? Why not say "eyebrows and eyes are fine"? You can imagine that.

Hong Kong also has many local languages of its own, such as "Pu" and "WET"; "strength" is "strength" and "super" is "super"; Describe something that is very popular, just say that it is "trendy"; A short stay is called "hae". For example, if I stay here for a while, Hong Kong people will say: I am here under "hae"; There is also "mourning". In the past, when you praised others, you would say, "You are beautiful! You are super! " Now "strength" is out of fashion, and "super" is out of fashion. Now it's the turn of "mourning" to appear, so it becomes "you are mourning!" Although it added a little novelty, it lost its original intention.