Give me some crossword puzzles, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes and couplets.

Two-part allegorical saying is a short, funny and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts: the first part plays the role of "introduction", like a riddle

rain hits the head of Huangmei-bad luck. (pour plum)

half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald men open umbrellas-lawlessness. (no hair, no law)

Shorty transition-peace of mind. (flooding the heart).

the horse shop buys pigs-that's not true. (There is no such city).

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

a father kowtows to his son-hang it all. (no such gift).

throwing stones in public toilets-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. (pretending to be a sheep).

Confucius moved-it was a total loss. All books.

pregnant women walk on a single-plank bridge-desperate. (desperate).

grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

the husband slaps the fan-bleak. (the wife is cold).

The scholar's empty coffin was buried-defiant. There is nobody in the wood.

Wang bazhong explains the yuan-rules. (turtle lifts).

wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

raw peanuts-you have to make a noise. (I have to fry it).

cobblers don't have awls-that's really good. (needle line).

it's just right for a girl from He family to marry the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

the monk's house-temple. (wonderful).

Why bother washing Huang Lian by the river? (The river is bitter).

the blind wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

Dreaming becomes a butterfly-daydreaming. (Want to fly).

monkeys learn to walk-pretending. (fake orangutan).

hardcover maotai-for a long time. (good wine)

spider drags the net-selfish. (from silk).

the blind carry the blind-the busy is more busy. (Blind plus blind).

long live grandpa with a nosebleed-true red. (I am red).

what comes next comes next-ask to the end. (tattoo to the end).

a walk in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source. (The left and right sides meet the circle).

take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (change shoes).

burlap sack-straw sack-each generation is not as good as the next. A bag is not as good as a bag.

I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain is in the eye).

selling cloth without ruler-with bad intentions. (deliberately not measuring).

poor carpenters start business-only one sentence. There is only one saw.

fire in brick kiln-rumor. (kiln smoke).

a lamp without oil-wasting your heart. (waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his younger sister-fooling around. (ghost marriage)

a dung boat crosses the river-feign death. (loading shit).

Huang Lian is mixed in the sticky pit-year after year of suffering. (sticky and sticky).

open a drawer in the drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills).

frog diving well-I don't understand. (poof-poof).

Riding in the Opera-No way. (on foot)

fry pickles without soy sauce. Salt comes first.

eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

it's even more difficult to travel from Henan to Hunan. (south plus south).

carry stones with lanterns-do it. (copy).

the earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

whipping in the farmland-bragging. (urging cattle).

the backbone of children-the generation of little people. (the back of a villain).

aviation somersault-turning right from wrong. (Inverted test flight).

the mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-nothing. (No temple).

the cargo ship is out of the sea-amateur. (Foreign Airlines).

burning the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

the weasel gets into the chicken coop-speculation. (stealing chickens).

soaking stones in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

there are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

it's not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

eat ginseng-standby. (after the supplement).

Emperor Pi's mother-her skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (make a sheep's face)

planting vegetables on the wall-no chance. (no garden).

talking with a fan-crazy talk. (Rumors).

twelve taels of silver-definitely. (one ingot).

sleep with the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit.

Tang Priest's book is serious. A true sutra.

eating in a small bowl depends on the sky. (by Tim).

the meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

A bastard has chicken feathers in his stomach-anxious to return. A turtle's heart is like an arrow

there is a cave behind the temple-wonderful. The temple is through.

The birthday girl Qi Xianhe-There is no way. There are no deer.

put eighteen pieces of money twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles and nine articles).

The girl in the dye room doesn't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

pigtails at the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

the stove turns over-bad luck. (Pour coal).

the rice cooker is smoking-confused. The rice is burnt.

Baidu remembered your name-jealousy (degree)

daffodils don't bloom-playing dumb

eating Huang Lian-knowing what you have suffered (or "you can't say what you have suffered")

There is also a kind of homophonic allegorical saying, which adds homophonic elements to the previous one. For example:

My nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves-all he loses (books)

Burning flagpoles-burning charcoal (sighing, that is, enjoying)

Closing the knife in the cesspit-writing (smelling) can't, nor can martial arts (dancing).

The following are some commonly used two-part allegorical sayings:

Dumb people eat Huang Lian-it's hard to tell

A scholar meets a soldier-it's hard to tell

A bachelor teaches a boy-it's cheap and greedy

Money goes to a bachelor's hand-there's no turning back

A blind person eats soup pills-he knows quite well

Zhang Er.

You can't steal a chicken-you eat rice, that is, instead of taking advantage of it, you suffer a loss

Throw a bomb in the pit-arouse people's excrement (anger)

Death marries a daughter-ghosts want

The following is a common two-part allegorical saying in Cantonese:

Cowhide lantern-the point is extremely obscure

Chop wood under the bed. That is, poor

husband stirs the fan-bleak (wife is cold), That is, poor

one-eyed guy's wife-basking in

winter salted duck at a glance-got a word

overnight fried ghost-no anger

sweet potato fell into the wind furnace-the stew

wet water and preserved vegetable seeds-pumping

water melons at both ends and beating dogs-hmm. I'm dead

burning the flagpole-there's a long row of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music-taking care of myself

tying him up wirelessly (wet cotton)-there's nothing to play, that's impeccable

African monks-beggars hate (black monks), That is, annoying

fishmonger takes a shower/fishmonger washes himself-lifeless (fishy)

bow ruler-crossing water

Aram marries Ari-tired pork

too cm-everyone has a share

fried pile in the evening-some people have my own

old age to bury the knot- Fierce = crack)

Two-part allegorical saying-Hard kind

A penny's sauce-Hard to stew (will)

A dollar's worth of vegetables-Two baskets (Hard).

It's not easy to eat a big fat man for a meal.

It's not easy to fight a lawsuit.

It's not easy to chew a hard bone.

A bowl of water spilled on the ground.

It's difficult to clean up.

One foot in the eye of a bridge.

It's a dilemma.

It's hard to know each other.

carrying cotton wool on the back in rainy days-the heavier the back

carrying straw in rainy days-the heavier the burden

riding high and pedaling short-the dilemma of getting up and down

children going up the stairs-every step is a hurdle

children drink and burn-it's terrible

chickens eat soybeans-it's terrible. Difficult) Right is blue (difficult)

Looking for the moon in the water-nowhere to find

Picking up snails on the burning ridge-hard to find

Turtle fell in the indigo shell-the shell is blue (difficult).

Fire tongs to repair watches-there is no place to start

Burning peppers-choking people

Turtles climb into the mire-climbing deeper and deeper

Turtles climb on the threshold-they have to fall forward and backward

Turtles cushion the bed feet-hard support

Boiled stones-difficult

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A bird in a cage-it's hard to fly with wings

Stuttering with silk thread-difficult to solve

The sheep's head is stuck in the fence-it's easy to stretch its head (hand) and retract its head (hand). Difficult

The old sow drills the fence-dilemma

The mouse drills the horn-step by step

When the mouse meets the cat-it's hard to escape

The sun rises in the western hills-it's hard to

adopt a centenarian son-it's hard to

live in hell-it's hard to see the sun

In the bamboo mountains. Hand basket-left basket (difficult) and right basket (difficult)

Toad in Suzhou-Toad in South (difficult)

Sesame falling from the tip of a needle-difficult to top

Mud pond-rolling deeper and deeper

Wu Dalang climbing the wall. I can't get down

I have a sore on my shoulder-I dare not bear

the bamboo shoots in the crevices-I'm holding them tightly

There are wolves in front and tigers behind-I'm in a dilemma

I'm pulling a cart on the muddy road-I'm getting deeper and deeper

I'm eating with bacon-it's hard

Zhao Kuangyin climbs the city wall- Difficult hand

Sorghum stalks carry water-can't carry ants on hot bricks

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It's difficult to drive ducks to the shelves-it's difficult

It's a tumor on the head-there are too many mothers-in-law behind-the daughter-in-law is difficult

sedan chair sparrow-can't afford it. I can't afford to

nail on the foot-I can't move

Pheasant in the fishing net-I can't fly with wings

Rice in the sieve eye-I can't get up or down

Catches are caught on the quilt-I can't turn it over

My nest is used as a hat-top (bear) I can't afford to

sprinkle pepper in my throat-it's terrible

chopsticks bridge-I'm sorry

chopsticks pierce the needle-it's difficult to get into the iron ring in the oil press-it's too tight to sleep on the wall-I can't turn over

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erect the lame man down the mountain-this step is easier than the next

riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it's difficult to get up and down

making a Dojo in a snail's shell-it's difficult

to put a toad on the corner of the table-it's hard to hold on to it

The craftsman has to bear a burden when he drives the field-

Dried bean curd-

Chopped bamboo poles in the middle of the river-

Two ends don't reach the shore-

Two-part allegorical saying-

Bodhisattva in the earth temple-

Frog under the well-

Only a piece of sky with a dustpan

Looking at the street from the doorway- Huai exaggerates the country-little knowledge

carries eight sides to find nine sides-never seen ten (world) sides

Eyes on the tip of the nose-an inch of light

mouse eyes-an inch of light

eyes on the ass-only see your own pile of shit

peep at the leopard in the tube- In the afternoon, I took materials-my heart was too anxious

the tortoise put chicken feathers in her stomach-the tortoise (returning) had an arrow in his heart

the temper of a Grenade-it was on fire when it was pulled

the cow stepped on the tile mud-it burned to her forehead around

-forced.