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Interesting xiehouyu
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Crazy girl tells jokes-laugh and laugh
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Please stay with your sister-in-law-uneasy and kind.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
Yellow mud fell into my crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit)
The yellow dog has a horn on its head-it's all foreign (sheep)
Weasels feed-play it by ear (chicken)
Weasel's hair-nothing good can be said.
The mouse bites the ball-the guest is angry.
The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.
The monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear
Gnashing one's teeth-a shameless person (with teeth)
Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene)
Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.
Two sisters compete for money -Biff (money)
Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (cigarettes)
Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.
The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.
Peking Opera Walk-Rub Slowly
Candles that see fire-soft but not drooping.
Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.
Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.
Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself
1, a toad crawling on its feet _ _ _ _ doesn't bite, which is annoying.
2, duck eggs have no feet _ _ _ _ Fuck off
3, white powder washing crow _ _ _ to no avail.
4, the blind eat jiaozi _ _ _ _ know fairly well.
5, holding the ingot diving _ _ _ _ dead for money.
6, staring at each other with small eyes _ _ _ look silly.
7, the tortoise back slate _ _ _ _ hard to hard
Fart in the quilt-bear it alone
Sleeping by the toilet-not far from death (shit)
The blacksmith's shop sells tofu _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ both hard and soft.
The fairy fart _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The fart on the jar _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ can't figure it out.
Urine pot with Phnom Penh _ _ _ _ _ good mouth
Look at the sky with your ass pursed-blind as a bat
Wipe your ass with gauze-show (leak) one hand.
Rolling toilets on high mountains-notorious.
There is a chimney in the toilet-it stinks.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb.
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what they have suffered (or "what they have suffered can't be said")
There is also a homophonic two-part allegorical saying, which adds homophonic elements to the previous strong foundation. For example:
Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
Confucius was moved-all lost (book)
Burn charcoal with a flagpole (alas, enjoy it)
Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.
Here are some common two-part allegorical sayings:
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-you can't tell how bitter it is.
A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.
A bachelor teaches a boy-stingy and greedy.
Money belongs to a bachelor-once lost, there is no turning back.
Blind people eat soup-know well.
Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.
Politeness and honesty-shameless
Muddy guy opens the door-a man who leads his life.
You can't steal the chicken and not eat the rice, that is to say, you didn't take advantage, but suffered.
Throw bombs in the toilet-arouse people's feces (anger)
Death married a woman-a ghost.
The following are common two-part allegorical sayings in Cantonese:
Cowhide lanterns-the focus is extremely obscure
Chopping wood under the bed-hitting the board, is to get into trouble and have problems.
Wife and bear cover-yin gong, that is, pity.
Husband fanned the flames-bleak (wife is cold), it is pitiful.
Cyclops's wife-Take a look at the sun.
Winter salted duck-get a word
Blow up ghosts overnight-no anger
Sweet potato falls into air furnace-stew
Wet Elemene-Pumping at both ends
Watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.
Open henhouse-self-entry
The white eel goes to the beach-either dead or dead.
Burning flagpole-there is a long row of charcoal (sigh)
Chaozhou music-take care of yourself
Fuck his wireless (wet cotton)-no chance, just impeccable.
African monks-beggars hate (black monks), that is, they hate.
Fish sellers take a bath/fish sellers wash themselves-there is no taste.
Bow ruler-measuring water
Aram married Ali-tired and tired
Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.
New Year's Eve fried dumpling-everyone has it and I have it.
The number of old people buried
Mongolian Khan-Kublai Khan: I was beaten in the ass (suddenly = ass; Fierce = cracked)
Two-part allegorical saying-difficult class
A penny sauce-difficult to stew (Will)
One yuan dish-two baskets (difficult)
Eating a big fat man at a meal-how easy is it?
A lawsuit.-it's not easy.
A hard bone to chew.
A bowl of water spilled on the floor-it's hard to clean up.
Step into the bridge-dilemma.
People's hearts and stomachs are separated, and trees and skin are separated-it is difficult to understand each other.
Looking for a needle in a haystack-I don't know where to start.
Only when you learn to cut your hair will you encounter a beard-it is difficult to cut your hair (mention)
Carry cotton wool in rainy days-the heavier you carry, the heavier you get.
Carry straw on rainy days-the heavier you carry, the heavier you get.
Tall horse and short pedal-dilemma.
Children go up the stairs-every step is a hurdle.
Children drink and burn-it's terrible.
Chickens eat soybeans-it's terrible.
Cooking without rice-it's hard to do.
Wang Pangzi jumped into the well-he couldn't get down.
Put it into the bucket from your hand-Zuo Lan's right hand is blue.
Looking for the moon in the water-nowhere to find it
Picking up snails on the burning ridge-it's hard to find.
The tortoise fell into the indigo shell-the shell is blue (difficult)
Fixing watches with tongs-nowhere to start.
Burning pepper-suffocate to death
Turtles climb deeper and deeper in the mire.
The tortoise climbed the threshold-it was going to fall forward and backward.
Turtle cushion foot-hard support
Boiling stones in water-tenacity.
Pig iron casting earth god-hard god (support)
Birds in cages-it's hard to fly with wings.
The silk thread is tongue-tied-hard to understand.
The sheep's head is stuck in the fence-it's easier to stretch your head (hand) than shrink your head (hand).
Old sow drilling fence-dilemma
The mouse drills the corner-step by step.
It is inevitable that a mouse meets a cat.
The sun rises in the western hills-rare.
Centennial adopted son-rare
Living in hell-it's hard to see the sun.
I want to plow in Zhushan-I can't move.
Snow boiling in a cold pot-insoluble
Sailing on the beach-dilemma
Two-handed basket-left basket (difficult) and right basket (difficult)
South cicada, a toad in Suzhou (difficult)
Sesame on the tip of a needle-hard to top.
Rolling in the mud-rolling deeper and deeper
Wu Dalang is on the wall-he can go up, but he can't come down.
My shoulder hurts-I can't stand it.
Bamboo shoots in rock crevices-hold on tight.
There are wolves before and tigers behind-dilemma
Pulling a cart on a muddy road-getting deeper and deeper
Eating bacon is fast-it's hard.
Zhao Kuangyin climbed up the wall-four doors were blocked.
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-there is suffering.
Bridging with incense sticks-sadness
Fist hot pepper.
Sorghum stalks carry water-they can't carry it.
Ant on hot bricks-cornered
It's hard to catch the duck on the shelf.
Brain tumor-a heavy burden behind it
There are too many mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
Sedan chair sparrow-can't afford it.
Dig your ear with a spoon-it won't go down.
The weasel wears a cowbell-I can't jingle.
It's a foregone conclusion-it's hard to move.
Pheasant in a fishing net-it is difficult to fly with wings.
The rice caught by the sieve can't go up or down.
Catch lice on the wadding mat-endless rotation
Make a hat hat-loathe to give up.
Sprinkle pepper down your throat-it's terrible.
Chopsticks bridge-sadness
Chopsticks pierce the eye of a needle-it's hard to get in.
The iron ring of the oil press is tightly clamped.
Sleeping on the wall-unable to turn over.
Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
Olive core pad-not horizontal, not vertical
The lame man goes down the mountain-this step is easier than the next.
Riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it is difficult to get up and down.
Dojo in snail shell-difficult
Toad padded the corner of the table-struggling to survive.
The craftsman carried the burden when he rushed to the scene-a basket before and after (difficult)
Dried bean curd-pressed
Cut a penny in the middle of the river-you can't reach the shore at both ends.
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