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Interesting xiehouyu

Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.

Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.

Crazy girl tells jokes-laugh and laugh

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Please stay with your sister-in-law-uneasy and kind.

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

Yellow mud fell into my crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit)

The yellow dog has a horn on its head-it's all foreign (sheep)

Weasels feed-play it by ear (chicken)

Weasel's hair-nothing good can be said.

The mouse bites the ball-the guest is angry.

The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.

The monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear

Gnashing one's teeth-a shameless person (with teeth)

Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene)

Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.

Two sisters compete for money -Biff (money)

Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (cigarettes)

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.

Peking Opera Walk-Rub Slowly

Candles that see fire-soft but not drooping.

Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.

Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.

Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself

1, a toad crawling on its feet _ _ _ _ doesn't bite, which is annoying.

2, duck eggs have no feet _ _ _ _ Fuck off

3, white powder washing crow _ _ _ to no avail.

4, the blind eat jiaozi _ _ _ _ know fairly well.

5, holding the ingot diving _ _ _ _ dead for money.

6, staring at each other with small eyes _ _ _ look silly.

7, the tortoise back slate _ _ _ _ hard to hard

Fart in the quilt-bear it alone

Sleeping by the toilet-not far from death (shit)

The blacksmith's shop sells tofu _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ both hard and soft.

The fairy fart _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

The fart on the jar _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ can't figure it out.

Urine pot with Phnom Penh _ _ _ _ _ good mouth

Look at the sky with your ass pursed-blind as a bat

Wipe your ass with gauze-show (leak) one hand.

Rolling toilets on high mountains-notorious.

There is a chimney in the toilet-it stinks.

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Narcissus doesn't bloom-play dumb.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what they have suffered (or "what they have suffered can't be said")

There is also a homophonic two-part allegorical saying, which adds homophonic elements to the previous strong foundation. For example:

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Burn charcoal with a flagpole (alas, enjoy it)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Here are some common two-part allegorical sayings:

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-you can't tell how bitter it is.

A scholar meets a soldier-I'm not sure.

A bachelor teaches a boy-stingy and greedy.

Money belongs to a bachelor-once lost, there is no turning back.

Blind people eat soup-know well.

Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.

Politeness and honesty-shameless

Muddy guy opens the door-a man who leads his life.

You can't steal the chicken and not eat the rice, that is to say, you didn't take advantage, but suffered.

Throw bombs in the toilet-arouse people's feces (anger)

Death married a woman-a ghost.

The following are common two-part allegorical sayings in Cantonese:

Cowhide lanterns-the focus is extremely obscure

Chopping wood under the bed-hitting the board, is to get into trouble and have problems.

Wife and bear cover-yin gong, that is, pity.

Husband fanned the flames-bleak (wife is cold), it is pitiful.

Cyclops's wife-Take a look at the sun.

Winter salted duck-get a word

Blow up ghosts overnight-no anger

Sweet potato falls into air furnace-stew

Wet Elemene-Pumping at both ends

Watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.

Open henhouse-self-entry

The white eel goes to the beach-either dead or dead.

Burning flagpole-there is a long row of charcoal (sigh)

Chaozhou music-take care of yourself

Fuck his wireless (wet cotton)-no chance, just impeccable.

African monks-beggars hate (black monks), that is, they hate.

Fish sellers take a bath/fish sellers wash themselves-there is no taste.

Bow ruler-measuring water

Aram married Ali-tired and tired

Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.

New Year's Eve fried dumpling-everyone has it and I have it.

The number of old people buried

Mongolian Khan-Kublai Khan: I was beaten in the ass (suddenly = ass; Fierce = cracked)

Two-part allegorical saying-difficult class

A penny sauce-difficult to stew (Will)

One yuan dish-two baskets (difficult)

Eating a big fat man at a meal-how easy is it?

A lawsuit.-it's not easy.

A hard bone to chew.

A bowl of water spilled on the floor-it's hard to clean up.

Step into the bridge-dilemma.

People's hearts and stomachs are separated, and trees and skin are separated-it is difficult to understand each other.

Looking for a needle in a haystack-I don't know where to start.

Only when you learn to cut your hair will you encounter a beard-it is difficult to cut your hair (mention)

Carry cotton wool in rainy days-the heavier you carry, the heavier you get.

Carry straw on rainy days-the heavier you carry, the heavier you get.

Tall horse and short pedal-dilemma.

Children go up the stairs-every step is a hurdle.

Children drink and burn-it's terrible.

Chickens eat soybeans-it's terrible.

Cooking without rice-it's hard to do.

Wang Pangzi jumped into the well-he couldn't get down.

Put it into the bucket from your hand-Zuo Lan's right hand is blue.

Looking for the moon in the water-nowhere to find it

Picking up snails on the burning ridge-it's hard to find.

The tortoise fell into the indigo shell-the shell is blue (difficult)

Fixing watches with tongs-nowhere to start.

Burning pepper-suffocate to death

Turtles climb deeper and deeper in the mire.

The tortoise climbed the threshold-it was going to fall forward and backward.

Turtle cushion foot-hard support

Boiling stones in water-tenacity.

Pig iron casting earth god-hard god (support)

Birds in cages-it's hard to fly with wings.

The silk thread is tongue-tied-hard to understand.

The sheep's head is stuck in the fence-it's easier to stretch your head (hand) than shrink your head (hand).

Old sow drilling fence-dilemma

The mouse drills the corner-step by step.

It is inevitable that a mouse meets a cat.

The sun rises in the western hills-rare.

Centennial adopted son-rare

Living in hell-it's hard to see the sun.

I want to plow in Zhushan-I can't move.

Snow boiling in a cold pot-insoluble

Sailing on the beach-dilemma

Two-handed basket-left basket (difficult) and right basket (difficult)

South cicada, a toad in Suzhou (difficult)

Sesame on the tip of a needle-hard to top.

Rolling in the mud-rolling deeper and deeper

Wu Dalang is on the wall-he can go up, but he can't come down.

My shoulder hurts-I can't stand it.

Bamboo shoots in rock crevices-hold on tight.

There are wolves before and tigers behind-dilemma

Pulling a cart on a muddy road-getting deeper and deeper

Eating bacon is fast-it's hard.

Zhao Kuangyin climbed up the wall-four doors were blocked.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-there is suffering.

Bridging with incense sticks-sadness

Fist hot pepper.

Sorghum stalks carry water-they can't carry it.

Ant on hot bricks-cornered

It's hard to catch the duck on the shelf.

Brain tumor-a heavy burden behind it

There are too many mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Sedan chair sparrow-can't afford it.

Dig your ear with a spoon-it won't go down.

The weasel wears a cowbell-I can't jingle.

It's a foregone conclusion-it's hard to move.

Pheasant in a fishing net-it is difficult to fly with wings.

The rice caught by the sieve can't go up or down.

Catch lice on the wadding mat-endless rotation

Make a hat hat-loathe to give up.

Sprinkle pepper down your throat-it's terrible.

Chopsticks bridge-sadness

Chopsticks pierce the eye of a needle-it's hard to get in.

The iron ring of the oil press is tightly clamped.

Sleeping on the wall-unable to turn over.

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Olive core pad-not horizontal, not vertical

The lame man goes down the mountain-this step is easier than the next.

Riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it is difficult to get up and down.

Dojo in snail shell-difficult

Toad padded the corner of the table-struggling to survive.

The craftsman carried the burden when he rushed to the scene-a basket before and after (difficult)

Dried bean curd-pressed

Cut a penny in the middle of the river-you can't reach the shore at both ends.