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What is the most popular dialect in Shaanxi?
Shaanxi dialect belongs to northwest dialect. Compared with the Mandarin we usually speak, Shaanxi dialect is characterized by heavy articulation, easy inflection, low tone, short and powerful tone, and lack of cadence.
Shaanxi dialect also retains a lot of ancient Chinese words, with concise grammatical structure and humor. Interested friends might as well listen to it with me.
I have been busy writing other things, and I have to spread it online with my friends when it gets dark. I am busy all day, so I don't care about these things. I took time to read it on the Internet and saw a friend interested in Shaanxi dialect, so I quickly wrote it down. I thought about it in the dark and during the day. I thought it was not easy to write interesting and include all Shaanxi dialects!
Perhaps all my friends have seen Guo Da and Li Qi's sketches, and the women in the TV series "Health Express" have also appreciated their Shaanxi dialect. What they say is not Shaanxi dialect, at best, it can only be regarded as authentic Shaanxi mandarin. You may not understand the real Shaanxi dialect, don't believe it!
Try it if you don't believe me. 2
Rural people in Shaanxi get up early and meet for the first time in the roadway. Generally, there will be the following dialogue: "Have you eaten?"
"I have eaten."
"What did you eat?"
"Eat rice soup buns."
"How many steamed buns did you make?"
"Four."
"You are like a pig, so you can boom!"
When old friends from Shaanxi meet, in order to show the beauty of intimate relationship, they first laugh and scold, punch and kick.
"Long time no see?" Give me a punch.
"Shameless ancestor, you still have the face to say it and don't call me." Kick it.
"Fuck your feet!"
"Go to your thigh!"
Then shake hands and make peace, serious.
Tell me what the first one got, but the last one was blackmailed by the loser's head. What kind of horse is this?
I'm going to visit my relatives tomorrow, and then I'm going to the theater to listen to Shaanxi opera.
Two idlers had an argument in the driveway or on the street, teasing each other, talking too much and raising their voices, that's all.
"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?"
The last sentence must be louder than the last one.
"I told your baby, don't tease!"
"Huh?"
"What do you say?"
"You broken monkey!"
"You broken monkey!"
"home?"
"What about your family?"
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