Come on, we all love to laugh at Sean's script of selling vegetables in Duanzi House! ! !

A: Buy food!

Eggplant!

C: Food without additives! Eggplant tastes terrible! Buy food! Radish is delicious!

B: A movie? Watching movies?

Ding walks onto the stage, looks around and looks at their things. )

B: << The Avengers >>! The Avengers!

D: no! This is "alliance"

Come on, Spongebob.

(A stops at once, and B takes the opportunity to say, "Jaws 9")

I think your head is so big ... Do you like eggplant?

D: that's all right!

C: That's all right. I think you like radishes!

You sell vegetables in such handsome clothes! (a points to c with eggplant)

What a good man! (By the way, turn your attention to A's eggplant)

I'm telling you, man! (puts his hand on Ding's shoulder and looks around proudly)

D: say it

Answer: My eggplant costs three yuan a catty and ten yuan a catty (tell him seriously). You add it up!

D: (rolling his eyes and snickering) Buy more cheaply!

Yes, that's true. Do you want to buy it? Buy it quickly, I'll leave after I buy it, and close the stall today! (A keeps holding an eggplant while talking)

D: OK, OK, then you can pack me ten dollars.

How about ten dollars?

(Ding vaguely promises, A pretends to be called eggplant)

(Ding takes this opportunity to transfer to B)

Yes, yes, it's great to watch the movie "You of the Baboon"!

D: Mm-hmm.

This is new. You are from Monkey 2.

D: (Stop quickly) Brother, I don't want to see a movie. Do you have that song? ....

B: Yes, yes (turning around and taking it out) Look, look, there are so many songs in this collection! Play a song and listen to my horn! (Warm, warm, warm, warm, warm, warm, warm, warm ... press the player) Go!

(Music begins)

B: Listen to the horn! How's it going? (air)

D: (Listen carefully) No bass!

B: This song has no bass. Listen to it later! What's your hurry? This horn is really great.

D: (Still vague)

A: Here, your eggplant is weighed (handed to Ding An eggplant).

Ding (gawking at the eggplant) Are you lying to me? (Drums of music ring)

Dude, can you turn down the music?

How can you say that I cheated you? A Ding and his wife had a slight argument.

This music won't turn off.

D: Do you only have a ten-dollar eggplant?

A: That's true.

Aren't you heavy enough?

Everyone swings up and down with the rhythm of the music. A Wait for the music to finish.

A: My scale is not enough, my scale is not enough (trying to defend myself). How painful it is for me to say this! If you want to buy another butcher next door, you can't say I'm not big enough here!

D: If you want to do business, you have to have a conscience.

A: Yes!

D: I bought an eggplant, but I still need two or three Jin. I don't believe it. I really can't trust it too much. You buy an eggplant and compare it with me (pointing to A and B)

(Passerby A, take a cucumber on stage)

Passerby A: (looking around) How much is the cucumber? How much is the cucumber?

I don't have cucumbers here. I don't have cucumbers here.

Passerby A: How much is the cucumber? How much is the cucumber?

A: I don't have cucumbers here, no cucumbers.

(Passerby A angrily walks away)

Do you want to buy it or not? Give me the money as soon as you buy it.

D: I'll put your eggplant on someone else's scale. Ten dollars is not enough. I'll see what you do!

He jumped out of the food stall with eggplant and came to C, who stopped him.

C: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you two doing on my plate?

I just want you to do me a favor. His eggplant is not as long as radish! Let me weigh this eggplant for you. Don't let him cheat me, he will be cheated again.

C: It's none of my business. It's none of my business. You two, you two work it out.

A: He doesn't care about you. Give money.

(Passerby A comes again)

What are you doing here again?

Passerby A: How much is the cucumber? How much is the cucumber?

A: I don't have cucumbers here, no cucumbers!

Passerby A: How much is the cucumber? How much is the cucumber?

A: (holding the eggplant) Look, no cucumber, no cucumber!

(Passerby A leaves angrily again)

D: I have an idea. I put you on the scale of 100 myself. If there is no 100 kg, it means that your scale is not allowed.

(Stop Ding from saying) You pull it off, pull it off! How can I sell it if you step on eggplant?

(Business on stage)

Merchant B: Aye, aye, what are you arguing about? Don't move! Nobody move! Let me ask you something, young man. What's going on here?

C: That's right. One of them bought eggplant, and the other was too fat. He must stand on the scale and weigh himself, that's all.

Merchant B: It's still rhythmic, right?

Merchant B: Young man, I have been staring at you for half a year. Isn't it cheating money? You eggplant, it's too expensive! You feel so guilty!

(Passerby A plays again)

Passerby A: How much is the cucumber? How much is the cucumber?

Everybody together: no cucumber, no cucumber!

Passerby A: How much is the cucumber? How much is the cucumber?

Everybody together: no cucumber, no cucumber!

(Passerby A leaves quietly, and everyone's attention is attracted by merchant B)

Business B: Go, go, go, go, go.

I am going for a walk.

Business B: Go for a walk. You come with me.

I'm walking here. Won't I go with you?

Business B: Go, go, go, hurry.

Bye, bye, bye, bye.

D: That's how you sell vegetables. You must remember not to be like him.

Captain: There is one thing I must explain to you. Although I dress very handsome, I am not a rich second generation. I don't want to sell vegetables. I can sell them if I want. My mother-in-law forces me to pay my mortgage every day. I can only do some love business here.

I think he's really weird. Where can someone sell vegetables in a suit? I feel that you are quite handsome. When I looked closer, I almost recognized who you were.

D: Nobody said he was handsome. Nobody said he was handsome. The whole cabbage still feels quite buried. Brother, I have one more thing to ask you. I used to buy food, but it's not like this. Why do I want to rap when I come to you? Give me an explanation!

B: That's right. This thing was fine when I bought it yesterday. There is nothing wrong with tinkering at home! I brought it here today and it broke for some reason. Do you think it's my fault?

D: (pointing) Can't you stop?

B: I can't stop.

D: if you can't stop, pull it out! (Reaching for power)

(Music stops, rap stops)

D: isn't it over yet? Ok, I'll ask someone for eggplant (end)

C: I have sold vegetables. Although my clothes are handsome, I still buy food!

(Passerby A plays again)

Passerby A: It's a big vegetable market. Not even cucumbers. I think it will turn yellow sooner or later.

(curtain call, end of the play)