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《The prince is dead and the princess is burning paper! 》Article/Xiao Mi Tang
As the saying goes, if the Yin man Mo Yin Luo Xiaoxiao, nine out of ten will go to hell
As the leader behind the No. 1 killer organization Huangquan Road, Luo Xiao Xiaoxiao can be said to have unlimited scenery, reaching the pinnacle, and no one dares to mess with her!
No matter what, it happened to be a blessing from God!
A thunderbolt, life changes drastically!
What? I’ll give the evil prince a big one if I travel through time
“My dear concubine, isn’t this king beautiful?”
Damn it, prince, hug your beauty!
What, a cold killer is also included as a gift
Dizzy
Well, Brother Killer, I know you kill people for money, I will give it to you Go to the treasury, can you kill that evil prince for me?
A certain girl stared at the other party with a cute look on her face, blinking and encouraging
Silver?
A certain killer said disdain
I only want you
Uh... we will discuss this issue later. Now, do what you should do
A certain killer sneered again
I just want to do one thing now, and that is, hehe!
......
"My beloved concubine, do you know your guilt?"
"Have I done anything wrong?" A certain woman spread her hands with an innocent look on her face, "Speaking of which, if you have an affair, I will help you cover it up. If you offend your enemies, I will help you make trouble. If you lose all your money, I will go to the treasury for you! You, you, have you ever seen such a nice lady? Look for me with a lantern. No!"
"Lift the treasury!" A certain prince couldn't help but twitch, "How dare you say that you bought me a murder? What crime should I commit? "
"Are you sure that you are my husband? If you are not sure, don't talk nonsense!" A woman said seriously.
......
"Do you really want me to die? Luo Xiaoxiao!"
"Blood debts can only be paid with blood! I'm sorry, I can't... ..." The teasing look in the past was long gone. Her eyes were blurred with tears. Looking at the face she once loved deeply, the man she had entrusted her whole life to, Xiaoxiao felt as if her heart was broken. It hurt!
"Woman, stop crying, can't I just die in front of you!" Prince Jun gave a big smile and patted Xiaoxiao on the head, "Remember to burn paper for me, I can I don’t want to die poor!"
"My Naughty Princess" by Mila Fei
Dangdangdang——
The arrival of the most adorable little princess in history! La!
Murong Xiao, a muddle-headed man who came from sleeping in the 21st century, marries a cold and handsome prince. What ridiculous things will happen between the muddle-headed man and Prince Leng?
Look how confused she is, making ancient chickens and dogs jump.
"No, I'm very smart!~" Someone put his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky and shouted.
"Bang!" Unexpectedly, the sky dropped a big egg, and someone was gloriously crushed under the egg.
"God, I hate you, why do you do this to me? I am a smart person with a high IQ, and I am not confused at all————~!!" Someone was miserably suppressed Under the egg, he still waved his arms and protested dissatisfiedly.
Want to see how her cute little concubine makes a big fuss in ancient times?
Want to see how her cute little concubine captures the hearts of so many beautiful men?
Looking at her cold and elegant husband, he was so jealous that he threw away all the beautiful men around her into the Pacific Ocean, declaring domineeringly to everyone: "She is mine!"
" Time Travel: My Loved Concubine, Don't Be a Bad Dealer (Final Finale)" Text/Snow-Colored Crystal
The tragic thing is that when I opened my eyes, I found that she had traveled through time!
What was even more tragic was that she was held in the arms of a beautiful stranger!
The most tragic thing is that she was misunderstood, and the handsome man woke up with angry eyes.
★
On their wedding day, she was humiliated by him.
The next day, she discovered that her princely husband already had a sweetheart, which was great! ! !
"Have a lover? Okay, you guys have a tryst, and I'll keep an eye on you."
A good and reasonable princess like her can't be found even with a lantern.
The lady-like concubine in everyone’s eyes is actually a top-notch witch.
He doesn't love her, but he doesn't let her go, and controls her domineeringly. Does the collision of hearts have nothing to do with love?
When power is related to love, there is conspiracy and betrayal behind it. How can the short-lived happiness left on the fingertips last forever?
Modern female liar, greedy for money, greedy for sex, and possessing all kinds of martial arts skills, can deceive people to death without repaying their lives.
Modern female liar VS wise evil king, the liar deceived the prince, or the prince tamed the liar.
" Time Travel: Don't Mess With Me, Evil Prince" by Purple Peony akhe
According to legend, he is the Ninth Prince of the Feng Kingdom. He has a monster-like character, is ruthless, and has a pair of dark blue phoenix eyes that kill people. Invisible;
It is rumored that she has changed the fate of many people and has the ability to change dynasties;
It is said that he has killed countless people for her.
It is said that she risked her life for him.
Many years later, no one has seen this mysterious concubine again, and it is said that she never existed at all...
In fact, from the time she entered this era, She is a mystery.
Funny version
Hurrying footsteps: "Your Majesty, the Princess burned the brothel girl's contract of sale."
The evil man took a sip of tea. Raising his eyebrows: "Take it back."
He gasped in panic: "My lord, the princess has demolished the brothel."
The evil man raised his head, and a pair of bottomless blue phoenix eyes shot out. Unusual light: "Rebuild."
"Prince, Princess..."
The evil man finally became impatient, "Push it out and kill it!"
"What, Master?"
"I said you were beheaded!"
OMG, it turns out it was not the princess who was beheaded?
"The Naughty Little Princess of Time Travel (Full Book)" / Winonica
She was originally a naughty and cute high school student, but she accidentally traveled to ancient times in a car accident. It’s just time travel, but why does the cold and handsome Prince Jing look exactly the same as her childhood sweetheart A’an? God, even if there are handsome guys everywhere, she doesn't want to stay in ancient times with limited information, let alone this is a country that has never been mentioned in history books! She wanted to go home, but an expert told her that she must settle a relationship in ancient times. She is playful and bickers with Prince Jing every day, making them a happy couple. She is willful, but is infinitely tolerated and doted on by her cousin Yu Wenhao. She was smart, and was attracted by the extremely charming Lie Yan Wang brother, who asked her to be his princess. But, among these three handsome men, who is her destiny?
"The Finale of "The Miracle Doctor Princess Is a Fool" / Under Mount Fuji
She was originally a little nurse with a fiery personality, but she traveled through time and became the first doctor of the Shengtian Dynasty.
In modern times, she claims to have superb medical skills, but in fact she is a loser!
In ancient times, it was said that Hua Tuo was reincarnated, but in fact she was still a loser!
He is a straw bag, but he wears a phoenix robe and has a very high status! Be blessed with stunning beauty and enjoy wealth and glory.
As fate would have it, the emperor ordered that she be sent to the Ninth Prince’s house to see a doctor, but she has been seduced by him ever since!
A prince who is so evil that he drives her crazy is not enough, but there are two little devils who call her mother? ! Shoot it straight away!
But...the two brats really flew lightly for her? ! She also said that they were little fairy children who came to her to be reincarnated!
She collapsed. It turned out that she was not just traveling through time, but was traveling with a ball!
Although these two balls are not yet in her belly, depending on how active the two little guys are, they will drug her and their future father, and then let her and the man Let's take a bath together and make firewood. It's hard for her not to want those two balls!
"The Concubine is Domineering: The Abandoned Concubine is Too Arrogant (Finale)" / Under Mount Fuji
My boyfriend proposed, but he lost his footing and fell into the water. When he woke up again, he found himself in a crystal coffin. She sweated, if she hadn't woken up in time, she would have been buried alive.
"Xi'er, I knew you would be fine." With perfect silhouette and seductive eyes, the handsome man in ancient costume hugged Lin Ruoxi into his arms.
Lin Ruoxi had already been fascinated by the handsome boy, and was even told that he was "her" childhood sweetheart. She was excited! When she was unfortunately poisoned by aphrodisiac, it was even more natural. Fucked the best Xiao Ye Ye.
She is very satisfied with this time travel, with a handsome man in her arms and a powerful father.
But she didn't expect that the emperor would recruit her into the palace with an imperial edict. She only wanted to live alone in the palace, but the emperor began to take revenge.
"You are a shameless woman!" The emperor couldn't stand her indifference and insulted her with words. Seeing that she was not doing well, he felt at ease.
"You really like me, a shameless woman, so it seems that you are even more shameless!" She opened her red lips lightly and disdained to look at him.
"I hope your arrogance can continue forever, hum!" He sneered.
"Then let's wait and see how arrogant the abandoned concubine is." She was not afraid of him.
This is a time-travel novel that I read in Hongxiu Tianxiang. It is very interesting. You can give it a try and have a look.
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