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Gaolan No.2 Middle School, a disappearing garbage!
Story 1:
In 2007, there were no new students in this garbage school, and everyone went to Gaolan No.1 Middle School to study. This is a classic voting with your feet. Shamed and angry, the headmaster and teachers of this garbage school took Gaolan No.1 Middle School to court, forcing students to come to this garbage school by such despicable means and enduring their exploitation. A school garbage is because the school teachers are garbage and the learning atmosphere is garbage.
Story 2:
When I first came to school, I handed in my homework again, because everyone said that Wei Wanan, the substitute teacher, was the principal, so I went to the principal's office to hand in my homework. As a result, Wei Wanan is the vice principal, not this office. I was scolded by Wei Huizhou, the headmaster of this office. I don't think this would happen if I handed in my homework in the wrong office. I immediately thought of this short, ugly and vulgar guy.
Story 3:
When I was in Grade One, I was in Class Two, a so-called key class. In fact, this garbage school is garbage, whether it is a key class or an ordinary class. Of course, garbage is not a student. Students are selected one by one through junior high school exams, not as bad as those in Gaolan No.1 Middle School. The difference lies in the teacher. How can a group of rubbish teachers teach students well?
The head teacher of Senior One is Li. When I first met him, he had gray hair. I thought he was an old man in his fifties and sixties. As a result, he said he was only in his thirties. He likes to call himself Wu Dalang. I feel that he is not as good as Wu Dalang. Although his appearance and figure are not much different from those of Wu Dalang, they lack the simplicity and simplicity of Wu Dalang.
When I was a freshman, he was a senior director, and his glasses were changed into big black pimples. Everyone calls him a lump, which is especially fierce at ordinary times. That's because he is as sure as other teachers, and students dare not do anything to him. Later, a student of Class 1, Grade 3, borrowed money here, had a conflict with him and was going to hit him directly. As a result, he was scared into a ball.
This is the virtue of teachers bullying the weak and fearing the hard. You just fuck him, and he's afraid of you.
Story 4:
Because I didn't study hard in my first year of high school, another more important reason is that my eyes were stung by the spotlight. At that time, my eyes hurt badly, but my family was difficult and I had no money to see a doctor, so I kept carrying it hard. The price of not treating the disease is a sharp decline in vision. I used to wear 100 glasses, but suddenly I changed them to 800 glasses, which became the handle for others to attack me in the future. Those young people shamelessly laughed at me and said, there are two rotten books! If you think it is necessary, you can take one! You rotten people don't even have a chance to go to college, a bunch of mud that can't help the wall.
Later, I was assigned to an ordinary class-Class 5. Those little people in Class 2 thought I was going to die. As a result, I didn't expect that I suddenly became strong and my grades soared. I am always the first in our class. As a result, those students in Class 2 felt uncomfortable and spoke ill of me everywhere, which ruined my reputation. Since the second grade, Class 2 has been staring at me with those despicable eyes, avoiding others and living better than themselves.
Li Xiaozhen, whose family is poor and miserable, likes to read my jokes wholeheartedly, especially when I study well in Grade Two and Grade Three. After the placement test, he clearly knew that I was assigned to Class 5, and he even deliberately asked me which class you were in, thinking that I was going to die. He also asked Xu Wanliang this question, borrowed 20 yuan from me and never paid it back. I asked for it twice, and he came running. Li Xiaozhen and his family have this virtue. They lead a miserable life. They also hide that others are better than themselves. They hide that others are better than themselves. Later, they took an examination of a grass-roots job and told others about their family of four college students. What kind of college student is your fourth sister? They didn't even pass the college entrance examination 500. A group of college students are still studying in a rotten junior college, and their arrogant tails are stuck in the sky. They are recognized by Blackstone as the most arrogant family.
People! Don't be too embarrassed! Otherwise, you went out and died that day, and you don't even know who did it.
Story 5:
Gu Jiuxu, the head teacher of Class Five, is a garbage teacher, written by students in his own class. This lecture is so rubbish that I don't want to listen to it at all. He is an inferior person who can't even get on the table in work and virtue. Once again, the boys' dormitory didn't close in time, and the school deducted him 50 yuan. He scolded his genitals in class, which was really disgusting. His wife is even more ridiculous. We students went to his house to help with the work. She just kept complaining and arguing, saying how good she used to be at home. Since she was with Gu Jiuxu, a worthless coward, she has been desperately alive and has never even seen instant noodles. Gu Jiuxu couldn't listen any longer, and the couple began to scold. However, he has a lovely daughter at home. Later, I heard that the little girl had brain damage and nerve problems after drinking medicine. It is difficult to get married now. It's really pitiful and worthy of sympathy.
In the third year of high school, this junk school overcharged us by tens of dollars, and he wanted to give us a refund after graduation. Gu Jiuxu saw that my face was particularly ugly. At first, I thought his mother was dead. I learned later that he wanted me not to ask him for a refund. In fact, his purpose is to misappropriate dozens of dollars from me for a refund. This dirty little man must never look up to it. After senior three, my dad asked me to give him a fifty. Later, when I was fetching water, the kettle he took rubbed against me. I turned to scold my mother, but she didn't dare to get angry.
Teachers in Gaolan No.2 Middle School are all such bullies and bitches. You don't have to talk to these scum. You just spit in their faces. They are more diligent when they see you than when they see their own father. These teachers in the school are scared to death when they see the students in the class, and they can't wait to give their mothers to those people as sons for a few days. I studied in Gaolan No.2 Middle School for four years. In addition to Ling Ziheng, the teachers in this school can be divided into four categories: scum and vice principals.
Ling Ziheng, the vice principal, is not only virtuous but also a good person. As a result, these despicable people in school have been crowding out the fight against depression. Principal Ling's lack of talents is definitely the biggest loss in Gaolan No.2 Middle School. Except for him, all the other teachers in Gaolan No.2 Middle School make me sick.
Story 6:
I always like reading in the reading room. With my academic performance getting better and better, the reputation of the school is getting louder and louder. Every time I borrow a book, the old pig and dog make things difficult for me and force me to give her the food I brought from home. She also asked me to sell her a phone card. As a result, the calling card I sold could not be used at all. Those people finally asked me to buy a bill when I got it back. When I reread it later, I was the only one reading in the weekend reading room. Whenever I can use a book to study, she deliberately makes things difficult for me and won't let me read it. Later, I was forced to borrow a book on women's maintenance. Stole a study book and put it in a women's maintenance book. In fact, the old pig and the old dog have long seen it, and she has been waiting. When I was about to take it out, she ran out and stopped me, and then called me stealing. Finally, I said the last thing I wanted to say, and I will never come to this reading room again. Later, in order to continue studying, I tried to beg her. She scolded me for a long time in front of his family, and then said how good she had been to me before, which made me see many books maintained by women and some nasty performances. It's really disgusting! Later, I told others everywhere that I stole school books. When I saw me, I was proud of my success and was laughed at. In fact, all this was designed by this old pig and dog. The only purpose was to prevent me from reading books and going to college, because when I was reading in the reading room, every time she mentioned her son, she cursed them for failing to live up to their expectations and the environment she had won for them in vain, and then she made me very sarcastic. So in order to prevent me from entering the university, she played such a game and then spread it around the school, ruining my reputation.
Story 7:
Growing up, I like sleeping and studying. Usually I sleep during the day and get up at night, but others can't stand my habit. One morning, I got up at five o'clock, and Roche, the doorman, hit me and scolded me. Later, when I was shopping at noon, I saw him stick his head in the window of his shop. I threw my head aside and went to President Ling's shop next to his shop to buy things. He was so angry that he stretched out half his body out of the window, and then made a rumor at school that I got up in the middle of the night every day, knocked on the door secretly, then entered the house, opened the door and slipped out, which ruined my reputation. When I was cramming for the third year of high school, I arranged books in the dormitory. He poked his head out of the door and said, are you studying? You like studying.,,, That disgusting look is disgusting. It seems that you get scared sometimes.
Story 8:
When I was first assigned to Class 5, I found pigskin a little attractive. As a result, the bird looked down on the poor children's dislike of me, and I was poor and had been studying hard. Later, academic performance soared, ranking first. She ordered two women in the dormitory to come to me, saying that she had a good influence on me and wanted to talk to me. However, I remember that she especially likes to pretend to be a lady, so pretentious and embarrassing. Later, in the third year of high school, his academic performance soared, and this person became more and more uncomfortable. In front of me, he is cynical, and behind my back, he gossips and slanders me everywhere. I didn't really look at her before because her special forces looked down on me as a poor child. Now I simply look down upon this shameless little man. I think she's disgusting when I look at her.
This man is a jealous little man. Later, she instigated others to say that I was sitting at the same table with her, so she touched her, smashed the door of their dormitory in the middle of the night, scolded her parents and family, and pretended to be delicate and injured. As a result, everyone thought I wanted to talk to her, and she didn't, so I used these despicable means. I have a wrong personality and was accused of being a street rat.
Because this man's bad tricks have seriously tarnished my reputation and seriously affected my academic performance. I didn't do well in the college entrance examination and barely got into an ordinary university. I still remember that this little man found that I didn't do well in the exam and laughed like a ghost with another despicable person, Wei Jinlian, which made you so happy. However, people are not as good as heaven, so I resisted the pressure and was admitted to the university. The thief's plot didn't succeed completely.
After graduating from college, this man was admitted to Shidong Town one step ahead of me. 20 15 before I was admitted to Shidong town, I wanted to talk to a classmate in high school. As a result, she flatly refused, saying that what I was like in high school was all slander. I was so angry that I cursed the thief in QQ space. Her husband Wang Ba saw it and ran to my house and me in shame and anger.
She planted a fat and ugly bitch on my QQ. They are from a dormitory in high school to monitor my every move and report my talk and diary to her at any time, so that she can catch me and sow discord behind my back.
20 16 years, officially working for less than a month. A female colleague in the unit was injured by a bitch downstairs. She ran to the leader and said it was my fault for running downstairs and cursing. I want the old man she's dating to pick on me. I did scold that bitch once because she ran upstairs and insulted the female colleagues in the unit. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I bravely drew my sword and was stabbed in the back by this treacherous little man.
The bitch who stayed in my QQ space kept sending her my messages. She kept sowing dissension, slandering and speaking ill of me everywhere in front of her colleagues in the unit, trying to make trouble and forcing me to leave Shidong Town. Although she worked hard, she forgot a fundamental thing. Now that I can enter Shidong Town, I must have some ability to curb those monsters. Most of the old buddies who had an affair with her later left the unit because of job adjustment. The man saw that he was lost and left with his tail between his legs. What's more, what she usually sees is the disgusting life of the leader. This time, because the leader didn't sign, he kept cursing and speaking ill of the leader. Someone in her dormitory heard it in person and can testify.
Especially when I reached the age of marriage, she spoke ill of me everywhere in the unit, making female colleagues in the unit look at me coldly. I talked to people in Gaolan County, and she came to speak ill of me and ruined my marriage. Later, she instigated several adulterers to spread rumors everywhere in the unit, saying that I scolded her because I didn't want to talk to her, which made everyone think that my character was wrong. Once again, I was accused of being a street rat. But I am not angry at all, but very happy, because this trick is exactly the same as in high school. I have tried to explain to others that this villain is particularly bad and I am innocent, but many people have been deceived by this guy's disguise. By contrast, now the truth has surfaced. Although I have many problems, I really can't do anything immoral. Later, when I talked to Bian Xiao, she went shirtless and spoke ill of me in front of my sister-in-law. She took great pains to ruin my marriage, alas! What a shameless wretch! This guy looks posh and well-dressed in front of people, but behind him is a sinister, treacherous, dirty and wretched man.
I have sixteen words for this man: the lie is over, the bad thing is done, the lip service is not real, and the shameless villain.
Don't be afraid of her when you meet such a villain, and don't let her. Fuck her! Kill her now!
There is a problem that needs to be clarified. I mentioned in the article "Friends Circle and Peace Capital" that a man named Gong burst into tears when he heard the news of his marriage. That day in the circle of friends, I didn't know that pig peeping was getting married, and this misunderstanding occurred. As you can imagine, with my personality, this little man has harmed me for so many years that I never dreamed that she would die. How should I shed tears? If she dies, I will buy a fireworks to work immediately.
Story 9:
I live with Peng and Guo Hucheng. They are very comparable and have good family conditions. They are all in suits and ties. Everyone knows several gangsters in the school. At ordinary times, my mother likes to call names when she comes to Laozi, which is particularly arrogant. Brother Jia has never used toothpaste for brushing his teeth every day, not that day, but that he has been using other people's toothpaste for two years, no matter that day. Whenever you buy shampoo and facial cleanser, you can buy it for him directly, from new to old. Usually I don't go to class, I don't sleep in the dormitory, and I don't get out of bed and pee directly from the high bed to the ground. We slept in the lower bunk, and his urine spilled on the shoes on the floor and on the washbasin where I washed my face. Usually when others are away, I especially like to rummage through other people's things and take away the food when I see it. So are the people with him. Zhang Xuelong said that the steamed stuffed bun knocked all the boxes with him, in order to find what was in his box, which is true. This reminds me of another person in my class, Wang Chen. He was surprised when he saw what others were eating in the classroom. He stole it after class. However, Peng has many problems, but sometimes he is generous and kind to people. After Huang Lu left, I had a good relationship with him for a while. One night, he said something about Zhang Xuelong. Zhang Xuelong talked back, but I was so angry that I got into a fight with Zhang Xuelong. I dropped my pants and was busy lifting them. As a result, Zhang Xuelong took the opportunity to interrupt my nosebleed. Once again, scum in Lanzhou and Wang are drinking in the dormitory. Peng came late and kicked the door. Wang was very angry and scolded him. I sat up, ready to help him teach Wang Jun a lesson. I was scolded for a long time and didn't dare to say anything. I felt something was wrong, so I pretended to sleep like everyone else in the dormitory. At that time, I felt that this person was really easy and generous. Later, he borrowed ten dollars from me. I asked for it several times, but he refused to pay it back, not because he had no money. During that time, he went out every morning to buy fried dough sticks and soybean milk for his wife. He has money, but he just refuses to pay it back! At that time, my dad only earned 30 yuan a day working on the construction site. My living expenses for a week were 20 yuan, of which 5 yuan was used to buy candles and read books, and 15 yuan was the living expenses, and the living expenses for the second day of the week were 3 yuan. He lent me 10 yuan and never paid it back. I have no money to eat and no place to chew steamed bread every day. He eats fried dough sticks and drinks with his wife one day. So I decided to turn my back on him directly. Later, I seldom talked to him in senior three. Although he did something to ease things, he never paid me back what he owed me 10 yuan. I met him once on the bus when I was in college. I didn't notice him because of my poor eyesight. He came forward to meet me. He is really different from before. He has become easy-going and has more vicissitudes on his face. I don't want to talk about it again. I also like to imitate those who mock me, such as Wei Bobo of Blackstone, Zhu of Jiuhe and He of Lanzhou. These people who used to laugh at me now live like dog urine, only deserve to carry my shoes. Uncle Wei plays basketball in our Blackstone Square. I met him once. I asked my brother to beat him up. As a result, my brother went out and Sarah was not there.
Besides, this dormitory is full of people. The only disgusting person is Zhang Jincheng from Lanzhou. The man was about to be hit again, which made him tremble and kneel on the bed for mercy.
Story 10:
What happened to those who studied hard and were uncomfortable in the cram school for senior three? Wang Jiao tried to read my jokes. As a result, someone hit her boyfriend, so she persuaded her and made her face swollen. Li Yang, with a cheap mouth and thick skin, lent me 100 in his sophomore year and paid me back for the whole semester. A few days later I ran to the door of her class and forced her to take it. In the first year of senior three, I failed. She told people everywhere that I studied hard and failed the exam. I don't like reading, which means my brain is out of order. She is smart. Later, my classmates laughed at me. Then something even more ridiculous happened. Her uncle, Wang, has the same virtue as her. At that time, Li was the village head, playing drums for the New Year. Li Wuxing and I changed drums. As a result, he scolded me and said, stop playing. Later, they were unfair and Jinlong didn't want to play drums. He asked me what to do. I said the village chief scolded me, so I stopped playing. As a result, the village chief was offended, and so was the son of a bitch of the village chief. One is the doctor father next to the mobile business hall. I went to his shop and took my money, old coward! Later, my grandson drowned, and the Wangs looked ugly when they saw me. People who don't know think these people are all fucking dead, and their son is like a eunuch, sneering at me. Later, Wang Jiali had car accidents one after another. None of us in Blackstone sympathized with them, and they all called them morally corrupt and went against their conscience.
In fact, I don't hate my classmates who have studied for so many years. I just want to clarify a lot of real things now.
Later I graduated from high school and went to college. My sister studies in Gaolan No.2 Middle School. Those son of a bitch teachers in this garbage school speak ill of me everywhere, forcing my sister to study, which has harmed her all her life. I swear to God, I will avenge myself. I should thank those shameless little people for so many years. I hate you and thank you. You know how hard I've tried to kill their whole family over the years. Whenever I lack confidence and don't want to work hard, the thought of them makes me as excited as chicken blood. It's hard to get rid of the hatred in your heart and crush all your teachers and family.
The most important thing in life is kindness. Don't be sarcastic when you see that others are better than yourself. Try to attack others, even if you kill yourself, stop it. Don't stir up trouble behind your back, sow discord and speak ill of others. Don't play your own tricks in front of others and feel forced. All the evil things you do will become a knife, a knife that will kill you and your family.
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