Funny, talk about mood phrases

1. In fact, confession is not good, because it looks like black hands.

2. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

3. I earned 2 million yuan, one with amnesia and one with memories.

4. He was born with a small figure, a narrow forehead and a long tongue.

5. Eat more celery without asking, and lower your blood pressure.

6. I don't want to last forever, as long as you give me happiness.

7. Brother, I'll throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it at me.

8. Everything you like seems hard to keep, such as money.

9. I'll let the old lady put on red mouth and give you some color to see see.

1. others wear shorts to show off their legs, and I wear shorts to show off my fat.

11. Those born are not afraid of death, and those who are killed are not born.

12. It's strange that I am so lazy and miss you very diligently.

13. Thank you for stealing my date and letting me know that he's putting on airs.

14. Make me try and watch me teach your teeth to walk on the ground.

15. Without a strong owner, don't think that you can bite people just because you are a dog!

16. I hope to hold your hand and walk with you one day, which is romantic.

17. The most honest moment in a man's life is when he signs a marriage certificate.

18. You should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

19. People who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

2. How did the pig die? How should I know if you're not dead?

21. Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to be smart again!

22. Boss: Please take it for me first and give it to me later.

23. We have to toss and turn while we are alive, because we will all die for a long time.

24. Don't pretend to be forced in front of people with little influence, but show it in front of people with great influence.

25. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? It has to be human.

26. We can't be born together, but we can harm people together.

27. I regard money as my grandson, and you regard money as your father. Who do you think I am?

28. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

29. Others point to your sore spot and laugh, but you can only laugh foolishly.

3. I am not beautiful, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than just saying.

31. I want to be an elegant lady, too. It is life that makes me a bitch.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

33. After quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

34. It's hard to attend class at noon on weeding day. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

35. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

36. I want to spend an umbrella with you. I have had every hot summer and rainy day!

37. The word I love you is ecstasy, and how many people have lost their souls and only their bodies.

38. If you are willing to rip my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

39. It is said that your hair is long and your knowledge is short. Why are you bald and your knowledge is so short?

4. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

41. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and I am the most famous one in Tianjin.

42. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

43. Except the cold front is the warm front, I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

44. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

45. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all.

46. depending on men, men can run. If you lean against a tree, it will fall down. You can't run by yourself.

47. On that day, I put on a wedding dress and you put on a suit. What did I realize about the satisfaction?

48. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

49. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

5. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

51. It's our business whether to mix or not. Then don't worry, you don't need to compare behind your back.

52. Earning money is a kind of ability and spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

53. Before there was an iphone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things. You succeed, and he is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

55. When my good friend has a date, I feel that my hard-earned pig is being eaten.

56. When I want to shake hands with someone I like, I can only say: Let's arm-wrestle.

57. Today, someone said that I was a handsome guy. I rushed up angrily and it was a slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

58. Don't be complacent. Only young people know how to play dirty. Don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

6. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When the love is gone, the oath is called a death.

61. My girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said a word. What word did you say? Your mouth is so coquettish.

62. Some people said my photos were ugly, but I smiled. That's because you haven't seen me in person. That's ugly!

63. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you: trees seem to have been made into test papers. .

64. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is: a secretary can't do something, and a secretary can't do anything.

65. If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? Slap first to see if it's fake!

66. What does it mean to repay the kindness of a drop of water with a spring? It means that if someone throws a drop of water at you, you will throw it to death with a bucket of water.

67. You will have no regrets if you have loved it. Although it hurts deeply, I think of your tenderness, and I will see spring and miss you on snowy days.

68. In high school, I spent enough money, but I didn't sleep enough. In college, I slept enough, but I didn't spend enough money. After work, I didn't sleep enough and didn't spend enough money.

69. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it won't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

7. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold words or block your knife, but I can come out and be handsome to death.

71. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

72. At the beginning, the swallow became the director, Ziwei became the director, May became the director, Jin Suo became the goddess, and only Erkang became the expression pack.

73, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.

74, Samsung fell to the ground and broke not the screen, but the heart; When the apple falls to the ground, it is not the screen, but the kidney; Nokia fell to the ground and broke not the screen, but the floor tile.

75. If there were no moon, I would not miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon go round and round, how can I forget you?

76. Do you know that you can walk out of my field of vision, but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

77. Someone asked how big your school is. I replied that the reason why the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate was that she didn't like long-distance relationships.

78. The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming! What's wrong with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiaoming: cheep ~

79. The courier called me early in the morning. As soon as he got through, he said, Hello, I booked it for a few seconds at this time, and then he added, Wait a minute, I'll see what I know!

8. A friend of mine worked in Wechat business for more than a month and then quit, earning 38, yuan. Now he is working at home. I asked him how he made the money. He said that he was selling fake goods, and his leg was broken. The insurance company paid for it. 81. There was a girl in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, and the other party humiliated him and said, Hello, mother! He said: Hello, son. The whole class was silent. After 3 seconds, the applause was thunderous and prolonged.

82. In biology class, the teacher said: Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists did an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what the next day? The classmate interjected: Is the chicken pregnant?

83. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a little girl of five or six years old hugged my thigh and cried: Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me say, even if you are married, you have to go to school today! Funny classics talk about mood phrases funny talk about mood phrases

1. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

2. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

3. When you see the road, give a loud roar, and then keep moving forward.

4. You can't live up to what you've said in your life.

5. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and you will want to take it off again, unless you hurt your muscles and skin.

6. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't talk so much about what you like to hear.

7. To be a man is to beat Japanese men and play with Japanese women like Zhen Chen.

8. Open your eyes first thing in the morning and close your eyes first thing in the evening.

9. Evil new society, why don't you have arranged marriages?

1. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.

11. I didn't have a pot. If I had a pot, I would have stewed you!

12. The reason for insomnia is that I am too full, too hungry or miss you too much

13. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that eating too much will kill me. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

14. People who care don't understand, and people who understand don't care.

15. Monks are very fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

16. The three most tangled sentences in class: Why are you reading? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

17. People who like me and treat me well when I am fat will definitely repay you when I am thin.

18. Dogs are always dogs, but people are sometimes not people.

19. I heard that you have a thin face recently, and it's almost gone?

2. After the vicissitudes of life, why are we as lonely as ever but would rather be strangers?

21. Look at you. You look like you're joking!

22. It doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

23. Before the exam, Xueba's final review is called checking for leaks and filling gaps, the middle one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and the last one is called The goddess patching the sky, which is called epoch-making.

24. A bitch is a bitch, and it can't be expensive in an economic crisis!

25. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and thank you for making lies come true.

26. It's not that good medicine tastes bitter. Why hasn't it worked?

27. There are only two kinds of people who can play with me. One is the one who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is the one who is as crazy as me.

28. Can you blame me for my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

29. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

3. For Bai Fumei, you have achieved three things _ idiot, rich and smug

31. Forgive me for always pretending to be indifferent when I clearly care.

32. The couple have been married for more than 2 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? Husband answers: The dog barked at his daughter-in-law the day she got married. She said calmly, This

33. Xiangyang: Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams

34. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

35. When the exam collapsed, I saw a question. I vaguely remember what the teacher said, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen to it.

36. The supermarket was so stupid. The original price was 1. yuan, and the special price was 9.99 yuan. Give me a penny if you can.

37. I once owned you, and it makes me sad to think about it.

38. What a miserable man! He ate a dead meal. Doing the underworld work.

39. There are only women who are double-hearted, and there are no infatuated men.

4. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of a god. Do not disturb mortals

41. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although my actions are slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

42. Do you know that the biggest advantage of human beings' evolution from walking on all fours to walking on two limbs is that they have saved two pairs of shoes?

43. People who are insincere don't tell me that they are sorry, and you are the best apology!

44. No matter how to make a girl laugh, it's more important than a man who makes her cry once. This statement kept me awake for a long time.

45. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

46. Sleepless nights drift by (╰_╯)#

47. No one holds my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

48. People like you can keep you alive for at most two episodes in my series.

49. Come on, do you want to die or don't want to live?

5. when you see through it, pretend you don't.

51. I have made so many mistakes that I don't know where I am wrong now.

52. Clothes that you look at at at first sight are often beyond your reach. People who are attracted at first sight will often not like you.

53. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

54. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially like us pretending to attend classes in the classroom.

55. Don't always think that you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot by getting a tan.

56. Insomnia.