A humorous little copy that makes people laugh.

1. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you 1 skillful hands, could you make yourself look so beautiful!

Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up as soon as he came up?

Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

If you think you are as tired as a dog all day, you really misunderstand. Dogs are not as tired as you.

I have learned many skills, and found that the most useful skill is "modesty".

6. My friend asked me, will you just find someone to marry because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you look around and find it?

7. After so many years of marriage, the only thing my wife did in the kitchen was to sprinkle salt on my wound.

8. "I am a particularly introverted person" and "How introverted?" "Just now, the boss gave me 50 yuan more, and I didn't have the nerve to return it to him."

9. I really want to thank you. If you hadn't fired me, I wouldn't have lived such a comfortable and free life. "The boss also smiled and said you're welcome, and then lost a dollar in the bowl in front of me.

10. All the good-looking ones are taken, and the rest are of course those of us who are better-looking.

1 1. In the middle of the night, I can still see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. I have no reason not to eat when others are still eating so late.

12. The man accosted a girl on the bus: "You really look like my ex-girlfriend." The woman bowed her head in shame and asked, "Then why did you break up with her?" Man: "I think she is ugly."

13. It is raining in the city where you live. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it rains more.

14. I turned down three more boys today, and I was sad to see their disappointed backs. After all, I really can't afford your real estate, fitness card and wealth management products.

15. Open my brother's exercise book: My house collapsed three times, my parents divorced twice, my grandfather was hospitalized three times, and I actually died eleven times. What a shock! How much you hate me.

16. Today, watching TV and saying that "smoking is easy to get lung cancer" scared me so much that I made up my mind never to watch TV again.

17. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I can't use it after teaching it n times. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only can be used but also can be repaired.

18. The girl said that she couldn't find the object, that is, she stood in front of the vending machine and couldn't find her favorite drink. When a boy says he can't find someone, he is standing in the Sahara desert. When he says he doesn't, he really doesn't!

19. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

20. A child gave me 100 yuan to be his parent for one day. When I got to his head teacher, I immediately knelt down and said, "Wife, listen to me ..."

2 1. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

22. Me: "Son, what's your score this time?" The son frowned: "Dad, next time you want to hit me, can you find another excuse?"

23. Two female colleagues at work quarreled and asked me why. I can't hear anything clearly. I shouted, "Say the ugly first." The world immediately quieted down.

-4: "I have a friend who used to be a gangster, but now he has washed his hands of it. I heard that he made a fortune! " B: "Really? How to get rich? Tell me quickly! " Answer: "He sold the basin!"