The mental health class will ask for a joke. Is there any joke suitable? It can be funny and in line with the theme.

One afternoon, my classmate was bored at work in China Construction Bank. A poorly dressed lady (a psychopath) came to his window and gave him a note to withdraw money.

On the note, it was written impressively, "Comrade XX is hereby sent to withdraw RMB from your bank". Then there are more than N zero yuan after L. The signature is * * * C.P. Central Office * * *.

My classmate originally wanted to call the police, but seeing that the woman with mental illness is very serious, I thought it would be a good idea to call the security guard. (~ It is estimated that the security guard is also very idle).

Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the opposite police station and ask the director to stamp it. After he stamps it, you can withdraw money again."

The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. (This security guard is really unusual, and he is a little underestimated at ordinary times.)

About ten minutes later, when the number of customers in the queue slowly increased, the woman came back in high spirits, holding the note and saying, "People say that the office procedures are simplified, and you can withdraw money directly without the director's approval."

As soon as my classmate heard this, he couldn't help sighing: there are really high-ranking people in the police force, and he was sent back with a "high profile".

My classmate and the security guard were a little stupid at that time. There were many people in the business hall, so I had to call the supervisor on duty for fear that her mental illness would affect the normal order.

The supervisor and the female patient chatted a few words and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to sell bread, cakes, food and clothes." The supervisor pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.

The security guard went to ask for a "brilliant idea". At that time, the supervisor said to the female patient: "We are in China Construction Bank, and we can only withdraw money here if we build a house. If you take money to buy food, it must be food. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China to buy clothes and other things, and you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China to take money! "

my classmates really admire you, after all, as a supervisor! ! ! !

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After a while, the lady came back, and brought the reply of ICBC: "The people of ABC said that this is ABC, and only farmers can withdraw money. I am an urban population, and the people of ICBC said that we are a public bank, and we can only take it from the public, but not from the mother! ! ! ! Call me a bitch and want to withdraw money from a cheap bank.