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What do you think of these rumors?

Recently, there have been many epidemics, and at this time, there have been false statements, which have made many people uneasy all day.

In these rumors, you can see the most colorful nonsense and the absurdity of rice fields in the world. (i.e krypton-polychromatic)

Just like the other world around you.

0 1.

When netizens focused on Shaanxi, some people wrote seriously inaccurate words in the news in order to queue up for nucleic acid testing and other issues:

"More than half of the confirmed people in Xi 'an were infected during nucleic acid testing."

And spread rumors in the WeChat group:

"More than 800 people in the apartment were isolated by the Latin desert."

Others fill a notice for entering and leaving the community:

"The police made a thorough investigation and arrest on the main streets of the city."

After the outbreak, the local caravan in Fengyang County spontaneously raised materials to donate to the community, and some people changed it into a rumor:

"Danfeng County of Shangluo City restricted vehicles due to epidemic prevention and control, and used Hummer fleet to transport materials."

This rumor was also sorted out for the second time and written into Xi' an's story.

These are standard lies, which make people feel that other people's lives are very bad and they are desperate.

The subtext is also obvious, which implies the inaction and chaos of the city.

In order to strengthen the effect of empathy, the rumor maker pulls the perspective back to himself to show his point of view.

Someone stirred up opposition and spread rumors:

"The third material has been received" (deliberately lied that the location is the family courtyard of the provincial government)

Some people deliberately discredit and publish rumors:

"We have been locked up at home for almost 20 days, and we have only received vegetables once, two potatoes, two onions, a cabbage and two white radishes ... what do we eat ... are we going to starve to death at home?"

In fact, there is nothing wrong with her family eating and drinking.

These extreme complaints about the quality of urban management always get traffic attention.

They tried to make people think that while the city was in trouble, some people stole the benefits, so the city became worse and worse.

I wonder, who won't be angry after reading it?

Focusing deeply on the lives of ordinary people will be more conducive to venting the atmosphere.

In a WeChat called "Huxian Dian Mu", the two sides had an argument. At this time, someone insulted the customer as a pig, and another person took the opportunity to spread rumors:

"(Steamed bread) unified price increase the day after tomorrow"

When Xi citizens were in a hurry to buy electricity, a rumor began to spread:

"Xi 'an electricity sales system can't buy electricity when it is shut down for maintenance"

Focus on the rumors of food, clothing, housing and transportation. The finer the better, the more people feel dangerous, only three centimeters away from themselves.

Of course, there is no need for a long speech at this time.

An official WeChat account wrote an article "Xi 'an People's Sorrow: Why do some people flee Xi 'an even if they risk their lives illegally"? ",the article spreads false news:

"Xi 'an isolation costs at least 5,000 yuan", "Directly and rudely shut down the medical system" and "Ordinary community residents have no food to eat"

It is speculated that the reading volume of the article may reach several million, so when the rumor was exposed, the author himself was lucky.

He admitted to spreading rumors and left a message apologizing, but he had to wait until 24 hours after publication to delete them to further enhance the exposure.

Later, this article was deleted, and the official account of WeChat could not be found.

All these can show that the rumors in Xi 'an epidemic just use everyone's anxiety to earn ill-gotten gains.

Most of the details of the incident were ignored or simplified, leaving only a golden sentence.

Those who are touched by words are far from the truth.

02.

In addition to Shaanxi, other places have also begun to be targeted by rumors.

"More than 20 people in Ziyang community in Hangzhou were infected with COVID-19"

"COVID-19-positive Spanish athletes went to Beijing and played in Sanlitun."

Nanhou Village in Qingyuan District (Baoding) was closed due to the epidemic.

These rumors often spread in the form of "examples" and are closely accompanied by the closure of villages and communities.

If you don't believe me, look at the more common writing "standards":

"Huangcun was closed, and one of them fled back to the mountains to hide." "A positive patient was found in Gexi Village, and now the whole village is doing nucleic acid testing, saying that the village will be closed immediately."

"(Beilun) Bodie also has an example."

And take yourself as a striking example.

Migrant workers who have just finished nucleic acid testing download the report of library modification nucleic acid. He sent a circle of friends and relatives to scare the landlord. This rumor goes like this:

"I, nucleic acid test results, positive"

To sum up, we can see that relatives and friends and community owners are the focus of rumors.

At the same time, we can also see that they do not seek the number of terror, and sometimes the deterrent effect brought by "an existing case" is enough for people to forward it at will.

Because danger is within reach, the appearance of danger and the simplicity of danger are enough to undermine people's confidence.

The question is, whose head is this danger, and which is more terrible?

A good sample is a group of kind, well-protected and inexperienced students who have been involved in their families for generations.

A rumor is:

Notice of Outstanding Students of Nucleic Acid Screening from Education Bureau of Dongli District, Tianjin on Returning to School

Another rumor is:

"Jinhua Vocational and Technical College has a confirmed case of COVID-19"

There are also many rumors about Xi 'an students.

Cao fictionalized the video of a normal international student leaving school as:

"Students from a school in Xi 'an moved to Qinling for isolation"

And many, many more.

Careful readers must have noticed the word "notice" in the above picture.

In fact, sometimes in order to look like that, you have to create documents. After all, with "notice" and "announcement", you can fool around everywhere.

However, people who pay attention to it will also be marked with a red mark, which is a major element of the so-called truth.

"Wenzhou Zhantai Glasses Factory found a confirmed case of COVID-19. Please don't go to Wutian Industrial Zone (Yufeng). In order to go home smoothly during the holiday, please be sure to follow it. "

Rumors about file styles, and so on.

Some WeChat groups are spreading the so-called latest requirements for epidemic prevention in Shenzhen:

"Tomorrow (Saturday), all the staff in the city will conduct nucleic acid testing." "The whole city has entered a state of epidemic prevention and control in wartime." "All residents who go out have a 48-hour nucleic acid test certificate."

This is called rumor teacher famous.

Of course, in order to confuse people better, you have to bring the celebrity effect when you say that.

Our doctor Zhang Wenhong is often the target of rumors.

Someone embellished the Shanghai epidemic, and finally changed it to "Mystery Story":

"She went to the fruit shop and Henglonglu, so she closed today. I also live in a building with Zhang Wenhong, so today Zhang Wenhong is also isolated at home. "

It can be described as imaginative.

I just need to be a screenwriter and make a science fiction film.

03.

However, the rumor market is so big that it is bound to be mixed.

You can't ask every rumour maker to be "sophisticated". Some people have no skills and don't care much.

Like getting fired for old news.

A rumor:

"Chengdu urgently reserved 30,000 beds to deal with the epidemic"

This old joke comes from repeated hype, and the longest one can be traced back to June 24, 2020.

A rumor:

"Completely disband the team || Gaoling District"

Almost the same, the information content was tampered with by a notice issued in February 2020.

Like patchwork.

Shenzhen Health and Health Commission wrote an article, in which there was a notice introducing Shangyu, Zhejiang Province, which was distorted into:

"(Shenzhen) Those who find' yellow code' and' red team' will receive cash rewards."

The actual original text is like this.

In other words, the rumor mongers put Shaoxing Shangyu's business in Shenzhen.

Such as ignoring official clarifications.

The shooting location of the video of mother and son falling from the building in Xingping City, Xianyang City was tampered with as Xi 'an, and it is said that the husband committed the crime:

"The man threw his wife and baby from the 15 floor."

News reports repeatedly quoted Xingping police as saying: "The mother and son who fell from the building were not thrown by her husband, and the incident had nothing to do with the man."

Believers naturally don't believe these things, or spread rumors crazily, which seems to challenge the survey results from many angles.

Although the technical content of these rumors is not very high, the obvious effect is not bad.

It can be seen that originality is not necessarily popular in the rumor world.

Therefore, if you can melt the stalks, the rumors created may also affect the lives of normal people quickly and effectively.

Just be simple and rude.

Yellow violence doesn't matter.

04.

No, the yellow rumors about human hormones are sure to make waves.

Also, please make no mistake, the more chaotic the better.

Some people spread the so-called decomposition diagram of the transmission chain of confirmed cases crazily:

"A female nurse in the outpatient department has a close relationship with an isolated hotel employee and a university teacher, which led to the spread of the COVID-19 epidemic."

Huashang Daily clarified that this decomposition map of the transmission chain of confirmed cases is not original, and the "lover relationship between cases" marked on the map is a rumor.

The antonym of coquettish women is often that men go whoring.

Looking at other yellow ballads in the past six months, it is often like this about men:

"Nanjing first reported the source of the epidemic: an accountant in Nanjing was cross-infected by riding a battery car."

"(Yuelu District, Changsha City, Hunan Province) A man's whoring caused many people to be infected with COVID-19". 、

A man with a confirmed case went to Hongding International for whoring in Jiangbei District of Chongqing, which led to the closure of the building.

The so-called parties in rumors are often fun people, which can show the absurdity of the parties and compare the innocence of ordinary people.

"Fun" means a lot.

Many people will laugh at each other when they see such rumors, whether they believe it or not.

As if I have experienced it, I have to admire the customer's strong physique.

05.

At this time, we can't blame the truth for walking slowly, which has caused great harm to some parties who have suffered from cyber violence.

A study published in the journal Science may explain one reason.

They collected data from Twitter from 2006 to 20 18 and selected 126000 news tweets. The results show that:

Even the most popular true news rarely reaches more than 1000 Twitter users, but false news can often reach 1000 or even 10000 people.

Moreover, the speed of false content delivered to 1500 people is six times that of real content delivered to 1500 people. Moreover, the possibility of forwarding fake messages when you first see them is 70% higher than that of real information.

Rumors naturally spread faster and harder than the truth.

Further tracing back to the source, one reason is that individuals face helplessness and panic in the big era.

Individuals are more and more trapped in loneliness, and they are more helpless and confused in the disorderly interaction of reality.

Then, people will look for all kinds of antidote.

They often listen to who is closest and who can mobilize their emotions best.

Some are objective, some are subjective, some are legal, some are illegal, and many, many more.

Feng shui superstition can make waves again, and chicken soup for the soul can occupy the market for many years. This is a fact, and rumors are also facts.

For example, an understated humorous rumor at this time will definitely ease all emotions, neutralize all positions, and make people laugh.

Please take a look at the screenshot of a short message marked Xi 'an Mental Health Center circulating on the Internet:

"During the period of isolation, it is normal for you to chat with flowers and trees. No need to call for advice. Only when those flowers and trees start to answer your questions do you need to ask for help. "

It's funny, but it's also true and false information.

After laughing, it can be seen that rumors are so strange and endless.

Of course, we are not helpless at this time.

Such administrative detention.

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing.

The rumor was quickly dispelled.

White characters on a blue background, I really like it.

Finally, I hope these rumors can reach those in need.

After all, the truth can make people live more comfortably.

Finally, birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups. Meeting better people can also make you the same person. Welcome to pay attention to the official number: ash production circle.