I want a super funny joke, short and not long.

10-05-2113: 55 There is a new eunuch who is afraid that he will not hear the emperor's orders when he falls asleep, and that he will delay the good things of the emperor and the queen. He hid under the bed and was found the next morning. The emperor said, "How long have you been a slave under my bed?" The eunuch knelt on the ground and replied, "If you go back to the emperor, the slave will stay under the bed for five more days. Emperor: What do you hear? Eunuch: When you were on duty for the first time, you and the queen were admiring this painting. "Your Majesty: \" What do you mean? "Eunuch:" Listen to you and Empress: Let me see the breasts of Shuangfeng. Emperor: \ "What about the second watch? Eunuch: Er Geng, you seem to have fallen to the ground. "Your Majesty:" What do you mean? "eunuch:" listen to the empress,' come up quickly!' Your Majesty: What about in the dead of night? "Eunuch:" You seem to be eating crabs. "Emperor:" What do you mean? "Eunuch:" Listen to what you are saying: "Break your leg! "Your Majesty:" What about the fourth watch? "Eunuch: \" It seems that your mother-in-law is here on the fourth watch. Emperor: \ "What do you mean? "Eunuch:" I heard the queen shout, "Oh, my God! "Your Majesty:" What about the fifth watch? Eunuch: You are playing chess with the queen. "Your Majesty: \" What do you mean? "Eunuch:" The slave listened to the queen and said, "One more shot, one more shot. There was a new eunuch who was afraid that he would not hear the emperor's orders when he fell asleep, and that he would delay the good things of the emperor and the queen. He hid under the bed and was found the next morning. The emperor said, "How long have you been a slave under my bed?" The eunuch knelt on the ground and replied, "If you go back to the emperor, the slave will stay under the bed for five more days. Emperor: What do you hear? Eunuch: When you were on duty for the first time, you and the queen were admiring this painting. "Your Majesty: \" What do you mean? "Eunuch:" Listen to you and Empress: Let me see the breasts of Shuangfeng. Emperor: \ "What about the second watch? Eunuch: Er Geng, you seem to have fallen to the ground. "Your Majesty:" What do you mean? "eunuch:" listen to the empress,' come up quickly!' Your Majesty: What about in the dead of night? "Eunuch:" You seem to be eating crabs. "Emperor:" What do you mean? "Eunuch:" Listen to what you are saying: "Break your leg! "Your Majesty:" What about the fourth watch? "Eunuch: \" It seems that your mother-in-law is here on the fourth watch. Emperor: \ "What do you mean? "Eunuch:" I heard the queen shout, "Oh, my God! "Your Majesty:" What about the fifth watch? Eunuch: You are playing chess with the queen. "Your Majesty: \" What do you mean? "Eunuch:" The slave listened to the queen and said, "One more shot, one more shot.