Complete collection of classic jokes

1 At noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Li Bai walked over and blew to 250.

If you don't take a bath in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Clap at night, I don't know how many people died.

On this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. I don't know how many people will die with dichlorvos.

If you don't take a shower in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Bring a big bear in and see where you are going!

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that I suspect there is frost on the ground. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I bowed my head and tore my crotch.

6 Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. There are two pairs of shoes on the ground. There are dogs and men on the bed, including you!

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. Chatting and meeting every day, * * * calling damn it. . . .

9 thousand net is green and red, and the chat is getting empty. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?

10 On a rainy morning in Beili, I was full of sadness and hurt my heart. I advise you to stop looking for netizens and become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.

1 1 Li Bai got on the boat without giving money, and the boatman kicked him off the boat. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

12 Anonymous wrote a poem saying: One day when I was walking at dusk, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and lowering his head just to hit a tree!

The boy replied: one day in the depths of self-study, I saw a dinosaur hit a tree, KB, KB, pity that little tree!