Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Can you provide a brain teaser? Ask to be funny
Can you provide a brain teaser? Ask to be funny
2 The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK11)
3 What kind of bat doesn't have to rest and be untidy (bat never stops)
4 A person was painted golden, and it was amazing (a golden man)
5 The sheep stopped breathing and held its head high (sheep Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade Dad couldn't)
8 The dog stopped barking when he crossed the wooden bridge, and he never forgets anything (when he crossed the wooden bridge)
9 The bees stopped on the calendar, and it was sunny (bees and calendars)
1 Two men were sitting on a stone, killing two birds with one stone
11 A group of women were chatting nonsense (no chicken talk). Painters like to draw thick ropes, but they don't like to draw thin ropes.
14. Love at first sight when moving the piano under construction (moving the piano under construction)
15. Eating with chopsticks (chopsticks to people)
16. Dialogue between chicken and duck. Chicken and duck talk
17. Perfect PHONE)
21 Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird
22 Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? There is a carp in the ice (Li)
23 Why does the stallion run faster than the mare? Hurry up and whip
24 Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Li Dai (wearing in the dirty crown)
25 Why did the newborn child die? Risk one's life
26 Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Invulnerability (BLUE)
27 Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)
28 Why is it attached to the middle school? Stillborn (attached middle school)
29 How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (it's hard to fly)
3 How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (silence)
31 How to make things bigger? (It's very cold) What kind of snake has many mouths? Clashing (snake)
33 The one who washes his face is called the washbasin. What about the one who washes his hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)
34 What kind of juice is the hardest to drink? Rack one's brains
35 What can you see in the guillotine of hell? Stealthy
36 Who can easily finish three years of high school? Mr. Rui (read "ㄉㄤㄤ" ㄉㄤ‘)
37 How to tell the difference between a fragrant butcher shop and a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep's heads at the door (selling dog meat by hanging sheep's heads)
38 Why do cold jokes have to be told three times at a time? Look before you leap (three times before you leap)
39 Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white and rotten enough) Because it is cats who like "cats"? A how much does a punch
4 stars weigh? 8 grams (STARBUCKS star is 8 grams)
What will happen after Miller of the p>41-horse-riding team dies? Maitreya
42 Why is "seven up and eight down" seven above eight? Because "eight is below seven"
43 Why can't you see God's penis? Don't let the cat out of the bag (Chicken)
44 Which song has "CoCo Lee" in its lyrics? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)
45 What kind of sports need to use my back? Jan Sport
46 Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)
47 Why is the iceberg a "horn"? The other foot was broken by Titanic
48 Why didn't the man go out? Because when you go out, you become a "layman"
49 What chair do you enjoy most? ENJOY
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