Ask for a joke that will laugh after reading it.

During the school spring outing, our class was assigned to the lower reaches of the river to make a fire and cook. As soon as a greedy woman went to the river to wash vegetables, she found that melon seeds were constantly floating on the river, so she picked them up and ate them ... After eating dozens, she suddenly found a piece of shit floating down from the upper reaches-all of them were melon seeds! ! !

When the secretary visited a school and saw a globe in the classroom, he asked student A, "Tell me, why is this globe tilted 23.5 degrees?" "Student A was very scared and replied," I didn't do it. At this time, another student B entered the classroom. When the secretary asked again, student B replied, "You know, I just came in and didn't know anything." The director asked the teacher doubtfully what was going on. The teacher said apologetically, "It's not their fault. It was like this when I bought the globe. Seeing that the director's face became more and more ugly, the headmaster hurried forward to explain, "What a shame," the headmaster smiled apologetically. "Because of the limited school funds, we bought all the bargains. 」

A middle school principal faced a problem. Older female students in the school began to wear lipstick. When they apply lipstick in the bathroom, they will print their lips on the mirror and leave lip prints. He thought of a way to stop the problem before it got out of control. So he called all the girls wearing lipstick and asked them to be in the bathroom at 2 pm. When the girls arrived at the bathroom at 2 o'clock, they found the headmaster and supervisor already waiting there. The headmaster explained the problem to them and asked the supervisor to clean the bathroom mirror every night. He thinks the girls don't understand the seriousness of the problem, so he wants them to see for themselves how difficult it is to clean the mirror. Then the supervisor began to demonstrate. The warden took out a long-handled brush from the box, dipped it in some water in the nearest toilet, and then went to the mirror to start scrubbing.

After that, no one left lip prints on the mirror.

A little teacher stuttered.

Lead the students to read the text in class one day.

Teacher: "About ... about ... about ... about ... about ... about ... about.

After the students read aloud, they said, "About … About … About … About … About … About ……"

The teacher who was listening to the class next to him smiled.

The teacher was very anxious and said to his students, "No matter how many times I go, you are only allowed to go once."

Anonymous married a rich man and wore gold and silver every day.

She often says in front of people: "My lipstick is American; My perfume is French; My mirror is Japanese; My earrings are Indian; My fur coat is Russian ... ".

Someone said loudly, "Your husband is made in China!"

A hat group of more than 30 people came up, almost all of them were old people, only a man in his thirties. The man came in, looked at the plane and shouted, "It's windy in front, and all the old people are sitting behind!" " "

I hope you can be happy, hehe o(∩_∩)o