Happy speech about just getting a marriage certificate

A certificate is not the insurance of love, but the guarantee of happiness. I was always afraid before marriage, always afraid that I would eventually fail. My husband is right. Even if you don't marry me, you are insecure about me, afraid that others will go through this process if I change my mind in the future. Please enjoy the happy speech that just got the marriage certificate!

My husband said to me, are you satisfied? At least you're your first wife. Don't bully the little ones in the future.

It was raining outside when I got the marriage certificate. My husband looked at the sky and said, how many sisters shed sad tears? .

My husband said that you are mine at last!

Let's take it home to show it to our son.

My husband said: You are my man. From now on, I will take care of my monthly salary!

We will hold hands in the future, and whoever gives up first will chop off his hand!

6. It's not adultery from now on, is it?

7. finally.

8. Never use driving without a license again.

9. Let's get things done tonight. ...

10, such a confession ~ ~ ~ alas!

Finally, we can have a definite aim! Ha ha laugh

1 1. It's easier to get into town than out of town. .

12, finally can be targeted!

13, finally I don't have to accompany you every day.

14, is it cheap to get married? ...

15, my husband said I was forced!

I will lend you my neck for life.

16, the revolution is successful, and the red flag can be put down. Find a friend to play mahjong tonight, sleep by yourself.

17, how did the marriage certificate change to this?

18, with this, assets can be divided equally in the future.

19, finally afraid of aunt knocking at the door in the middle of the night. ...

20. In the end, the sentence of "wife in prison" was obtained.

I can finally tell your mother that your daughter went to our house tonight!

2 1, my husband said: keep some distance from me. We are married men and women. Who is responsible for what happened?

22. One of my buddies said, "Is this the place for the next divorce?"

23. Husband said: Daughter-in-law, you are my man. Follow Lao Tzu in the future. Eat spicy food and drink spicy food.

24, the husband said: Stop arguing, or I will divorce you!

25. My husband said that I didn't expect many people to get married today!

Hold you tight and never give up!

26. After receiving the certificate, I walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand. My husband said, yeah. Finally, we can work with certificates. Come on, daughter-in-law, let's go to KFC to celebrate. Later, I refused. When I got the license, I had to live seriously. Save it ~)

27. I just got my marriage certificate yesterday. He said, "We are legally married now. If you bully me, I can call 1 10. " Haha's laughter ...

28, my husband said: Here you are, this is your long-term meal ticket!

29, my husband smiled at me, and then said: pig, let's go!

30, the husband said, you finally got the plot, dizzy, hey!

First, move a home appliance!

3 1, my husband said, if you tear up the marriage certificate, is it impossible to get a divorce?

32. My husband has called me "wife" for a long time …

Husband: Let's celebrate with porridge.

34. My husband said: It's as simple as going to the business hall to do business. Can I return it?

35. My husband: We just got the license. My husband hurried downstairs and ran out alone. I was angry, and he said, "I'm suffocating, and I have long wanted to pee." . .

I'll show you enough in my life!

My husband can only giggle. Two people also silly took a photo at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, holding a little red book.

36. My husband said, let's go. Go home and tell your mother. Don't go home at night!