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Write a composition with careless Xiaoming.
"what! It's half past seven? ! Ah, this is over! " Xiaoming jumped up on the bed, didn't even fold the quilt, and quickly put on his clothes and pants. There was only one coat left in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Ming said anxiously, "Mom, bring my coat quickly!" " ""Oh, you deserve to be said for playing computer for so long at night. See you do it next time! Mother dawdled and handed Xiao Ming the coat hanging on the hanger. Xiao mingcan got dressed quickly, and didn't even know that the hanger was still on it. He just wondered: Why is the back of this dress so awkward and hard? But time was pressing, and he ran away without looking back, leaving only his mother shouting, "Xiaoming, your clothes ..." When he got to the classroom, Xiaoming was not late at last, but his classmates and teachers kept staring at his back.
Suddenly the students laughed together. Xiao Ming felt very strange, so he quietly asked several good friends. They all smiled and said, "This is a secret." Later, several teachers also saw it and laughed. Some students couldn't stand it, so they pointed to his back. Xiao Ming understood after touching it, and smiled shyly.
It seems that you will make a joke if you are not careful.
Xiaoming's problem is that he is too careless. He always loses 300 words of composition. On Sunday night, Xiao Ming got up too late, so he got up at 7: 30 the next morning. Just then, my mother shouted, "get up, it's already 7: 30, or we'll be late." Xiaoming woke up from his sleep. Mother took out the clothes from the closet and handed them to Xiaoming. Xiaoming put on his clothes and ran out of the house without even taking out the hanger. Mom stood at the door and shouted, "Xiao Ming is back, and the hanger hasn't been taken off yet." Xiaoming was in such a hurry that he didn't hear his mother shouting at all. Xiao Ming feels uncomfortable walking on the road, and his hand can't reach into his sleeve. I finally put my hand in. But Xiao Ming feels his back is hard. Passers-by who passed by him were also laughing at him. He felt worse. Xiaoming arrived at the school. As soon as he entered the classroom, the students in the classroom burst into laughter. Xiaoming went to ask Xiaohua, "What's wrong with me?" Xiaohua walked behind Xiaoming and took out the clothes hanger from him. Xiaoming blushed. At this time, my mother walked into the classroom with her schoolbag on her back. It turns out that Xiaoming came to school without his schoolbag. Xiaoming is really a careless boy.
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I am very careless. I am alone. The biggest drawback is carelessness. I can't change it.
Let me give you a few examples! Example 1: In math class, whenever I do my homework, there is always carelessness in copying the wrong numbers. When doing an application problem, I always say, "Wow, this problem is so simple that it can't beat me at all!" " "However, due to the lack of careful inspection of the problem, the figures were copied wrong.
As a result, I did it right, but I copied the numbers wrong, which made my whole question marked with a big red "*" by the math teacher. What bad luck Ex. 2: Probably last week. It's also because the numbers are copied wrong. At that time, the teacher scolded me and almost cried. It's really hard! The reason is: the teacher asked me to do application problems on the blackboard.
The previous number was originally 720, but it was later divided by another number. When I was in vertical position, I wrote 720 as 700, and I couldn't get rid of it.
The teacher reminded me and then said to me, "The old problem is on the blackboard again, Qingyue!" " "The teacher just finished this sentence, but I heard a burst of laughter. It turns out that all my classmates are laughing at me, only me. I don't know whether to cry or laugh. Ex 3: I am careless at home, too.
The clothes have just been put into the washing machine, and I forgot to add some washing powder. I just keep adjusting the program of the washing machine, thinking it won't go wrong! When washing clothes, I heard my mother say, "Hey, the washing machine is not clean, so I'd better wash it by hand." After saying this, I remembered that I didn't put washing powder at all. How careless! ..... Well, I was really careless. I will definitely get rid of this problem in the future, but don't be careless again.
4. Carelessly look at the picture that says "Ding, Ding" and "Xiao Ming, get up quickly, it's half past seven!" Mom said loudly. "what! It's half past seven? ! Ah, this is over! " Xiaoming jumped up on the bed, didn't even fold the quilt, and quickly put on his clothes and pants. There was only one coat left in the blink of an eye. Xiao Ming said anxiously, "Mom, bring my coat quickly!" " ""Oh, you deserve to be said for playing computer for so long at night. See you do it next time! Mother dawdled and handed Xiao Ming the coat hanging on the hanger. Xiao mingcan got dressed quickly, and didn't even know that the hanger was still on it. He just wondered: Why is the back of this dress so awkward and hard? But time was pressing, and he ran away without looking back, leaving only his mother behind and shouting, "Xiao Ming, your clothes ..."
When he got to the classroom, Xiao Ming was not late at last, but his classmates and teachers kept staring at his back. Suddenly the students laughed together. Xiao Ming felt very strange, so he quietly asked several good friends. They all smiled and said, "This is a secret." Later, several teachers also saw it and laughed. Some students couldn't stand it, so they pointed to his back. Xiao Ming understood it by touching it, didn't he?
On Thursday afternoon, the math teacher launched a test. I was unprepared and scared. Later, the teacher handed out the test paper, and I didn't know it was quite easy until I saw it. Before doing it, I read the test paper several times and saw the topic clearly before I started writing. Besides, I stared at the test paper carefully to avoid my mistakes. "Oh, fortunately, I am sharp-eyed, and there is still time to finish." I thought proudly. In order to get a hundred points, I'd better check it. Be careful! I looked it up casually and thought, "There must be a hundred points now!" The next day, the teacher handed out the test paper. To my surprise, I made two mistakes when I saw it. Look at the question "Measure a quantity" and calculate the following area. The word "measure" was not found, and the area of the triangle was not divided by two.
Seeing this, I am really ashamed, and I can't wait to tear the test paper in half. In fact, about my carelessness, there are more than these.
I still remember that when I was writing words in the first lesson, I wrote the word "cow" under the word "lead" as the word "car", which was later seen by my family and criticized by them. Today, I wrote down "carelessness" as a lesson here. I want to keep it in mind and must correct it in the future.
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