Ask for some of the best jokes. This is very interesting. Thank you.

1. One day, my wife and I had dinner alone. Drinking and drinking, I said to my wife, "I know you like what's in my pants." It is about 16 cm long and has a big head. Guess what it is? " My wife called me shameless and enterprising on the spot! I slowly took a sip of wine, smiled, took out a few hundred yuan from my pants pocket and put it on the table. I asked my wife, "Don't you like one hundred yuan?" My wife smiled when she saw it. 2. guess riddles. A woman's bra, guess a children's food, the answer-fruit milk [wrapped in milk]. Women's briefs, a children's food, the answer-jelly [wrapped hole].